The Seder Started
Parody of Let’s get it Started – Black Eyed Peas
New Lyrics by Lenny Solomon

The Seder started in here
And the Beis keep learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’, and…

Open the text, Let us retrospect
So back in Egypt’s time they broke our necks
They got ten plagues so we could leave express
So now we’ll recollect – they gave us no respect
Enemies to the fishes overcame our inhibitions
Elevate your soul and join up with the tradition
‘Cause when we got out the world was really put out
Jews were relieved that they just got out.
Chametz now we burn out Matzah ’cause we timed out.
At night we’re around the house

Every Babi, every Zeide, let’s retell it. Get Jewish.
Seder started, Seder started, Seder started.
The Seder started (ha), the Seder started – in here. (3x)
The Seder started (ha), the Seder started – in here. yeah

Less control of body more soul speak of the past people now you know.
There’ll be no bread, Matzah will do it. Here’s the Hagadah – we’ll sing right through it.
The Marror, Charoset. Salt on the Matzah people we’ll eat right through it
Dip and dip, sing the one kid rinse and rinse no blessing revolution
Torah talk can mean elation. The meal is so spiritual and see how we provin’. [Chorus:]

Every Babi, every Zeide, let’s retell it. Get Jewish.
Seder started, Seder started, Seder started.
The Seder started (ha) the Seder started – in here. (3x)
The Seder started (ha) the Seder started – in here Yeah
Learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’ and…
Kadesh, Urechatz, Karpas, Yachatz, Magid, Rachtzah, Motzee Matzah,
Marror, Korech, Shulchan Orech, Tzafun, Barech, Hallel, Nirtzah

Parsley dill pinky wine spill
Getting late, we’ll sing the whole Hallel (just)
Search and find Afikomen crime
On the window sill now it’s bargain time. (just)
Stay ahead like me Etan G
Fill up the cup for Eliyahu Hanavi
No fressing crowd will stick.
Y’all cant go slow now let me give you a tip (so)
Here and now let’s all respect it reminisce about leaving Egypt.

Every Babi, every Zeide, let’s retell it. Get Jewish.
Seder started, Seder started, Seder started.
The Seder started (ha), the Seder started – in here. (3x)
The Seder started (ha), the Seder started – in here. yeah
Kadesh, Urechatz, Karpas, Yachatz, Magid, Rachtzah, Motzee Matzah,
Marror, Korech, Shulchan Orech, Tzafun, Barech, Hallel, Nirtzah
learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’ [fade]