The Holiest Shabbat Song

The Day Barry Weiss
Parody of Big Yellow Taxi – Counting Crows

One day Barry Weiss taught me to keep Shabbat
With a trip to the kotel, kiddush and a cholent crock pot
Though he never seemed to know,
I started to grow from that Shabbat on
The day Barry Weiss taught me to keep Shabbat, Oohh la la la

Shabbat USA
Parody of Surfin USA – Beachboys

If Shabbat became a notion, For all the Jews today
Then every one would be observin’ in the Torah way
You’d see ‘em lighting their candles, Kiddush and motzie too
Singing Sholom Aleichem, Shabbat USA

You’ll catch ‘em snackin’ on deli and gefilte fish
And singin’ z’mirot with every dish
All over Manhattan and Californi-a
Everybody’s gone observant – Shabbos USA

Shabbat
Parody of Roxanne – The (Kosher) Police

Shabbat – You don’t have to put on the hall light
The week is over you don’t have to go to work on Friday night
Shabbat – You don’t have to wear those jeans tonite
A skirt or white shirt – will make you feel just right

Shabbat – You don’t have to put on the hall light
Don’t put on the hall light – Shabbat

Traditional Shalom Aleichem