E-Date Techina on Chalah Song
Parody of Escape- Pina Colada Song – Rupert Holmes
Written by Lenny Solomon

Isaac Meyers was a Levi been single for too long
Life had to be more rewarding he wanted to belong
So when he should have been sleeping he got on the net
And at the usual dot com could not believe what it said:

If you like techina on challah, if you know how to Lain
If you like to learn Torah, if you eat fish with chrain
If you like taking walks on Friday night, and singing tunes with your cake
I’m in Israel – look no more, take a plane and we’ll date

I know it might seem amazing that he’d be part of this scene
Sometimes you have to be crazy to show God exactly what you mean
So he got back on his computer and his reply made him glad
Cause deep down he knew it, it might be more than a fad

Yes, I like techina on challah and I know how to lain
Learn every day in chevrusa and I eat fish with chrain
I’ve got a seat I’ll be there very soon this can not be a mistake
At a place called Almora where we’ll go on our date”

You know he never gave up hope she knew this was her place
And though those emails are distant she never did erase
Now they’ll be having a baby it was a dream come true
So don’t give up on that moment ’cause this could happen to you”

If you like techina on challah if you know how to lain
If you heed your emotions if you want to attain
If you like taking walks on Friday night and singing tunes with your cake
Everyone’s looking out for you to go on e-date

If you like techina on challah if you know how to Lain
If you like to learn Torah if you eat fish with chrain
If you like taking walks on Friday night, and singing tunes with your cake
I’m in Israel – look no more, take a plane and we’ll date