3. Shabbat is Real!
Parody of Cheap Thrills

Come on, come on, turn that cellphone off
It’s Friday afternoon and we all belong
Feeling debonair put my best clothes on
It’s Shabbat night I’m in synagogue

Since you‘ve lit the candles, Lit the candles, All the laws we heed
We don’t need cash, We don’t need cash, Just be with my family
Maybe I want to sing zemirot, Its Shabbat tonight. Shabbat is Real!
Maybe I want to hear the Torah, Its Shabbat tonight. Shabbat is Real!

I will not use money, I can feel the spirituality
I will not use money, Shabbat feeling grows inside of me

Come on, come on, keep that cellphone off
It’s Shabbat Day I’m in Synagogue
Gotta say the Shma, now the leinings on
It’s Shabbat Day won’t you come along Chorus…

When you lit the candles, Lit the candles, It is Shabbat indeed
We don’t need cash, We don’t need cash, Just be with my family
Maybe I want to have challah, Its Shabbat tonight, Shabbat is Real!
Lecha Dodi Likrat Kallah, Its Shabbat tonight, Shabbat is Real!

I will not use money, I can feel the spirituality
I will not use money, Shabbat feeling grows inside of me

Shabbat is Real! (2x)
I will not use money, I can feel the spirituality
I will not use money, Shabbat feeling grows inside of me

Oh, maybe I want to make Kiddush it’s Shabbat tonight. Shabbat is Real!
Maybe I want to have a shluff it’s Shabbat tonight. Shabbat is Real!
I will not use money, I can feel the spirituality
I will not use money, Shabbat feeling grows inside of me

Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na Shabbat is Real (x3)
Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na, Na