Seltzer Boy
Parody of Water Boy
Written by Allen Sherman and Lou Busch
Remake by Lenny Solomon and Shlock Rock

Seltzer Boy Where are you hiding
If you don’t come right now
I’m gonna tell your boss on you

Don’t Bring Me Water
I Gotta Have Seltzer
Cause Water Don’t Bubble
And Water Don’t Fizz

Water I hate It
Cause it Aint Carbonated
But A Glass of Seltzer
On the Other Hand Is

Don’t bring me Pepsi
Don’t bring me no Kool Aid
Don’t bring a Malted
Don’t bring me Champagne

I’ll tell you what boy
Bring me one Scotch and Soda
But then You take away the Scotch Boy
And leave the 2 cents plain

Seltzer Boy – When are you coming
If you don’t bring that Seltzer
I’m Gonna tell Mr. Meltzer on you….