Runaway Jacob
9. Runaway Jacob
Parody of “Runaway Baby” – Bruno Mars
Ah yes, Elifaz,
Well, listen here listen here to what I will do?
My brother took my birthright & my blessing too
So now I will wait while our parents are still living
At the end of their lives it is you I will be killing
Prechorus: I hate you so, (hey)
Is what he’ll say (that’s what he’ll say)
I tell you Jacob Jacob please just run away (just run away)
You better pray (better pray), Every day (Three times a day)
Throughout our world history this will be our way
Chorus: Run run runaway, runaway Jacob
Before he gets his hands on you
You better get get get away get away to Lavan
There you will find a wife or two
So lay your head right down on that stone
You’ll find you’re in a holy zone
So you better run run runaway run away Jacob
Ahh Oh well, well get a drink, get a drink and what do I see?
Someone named Rachel is coming and she’s just right for me
But although it seems that God’s got another plan
I’ll be marrying Leah, Cause Esav’s left the clan. Prechorus and Chorus
Shigaon
See I’m just gonna work you Jacob no no no
Then I’m gonna cheat you Jacob yeah yeah yeah
I’m gonna work you Jacob no no no
Then I’m gonna cheat you Jacob yeah yeah yeah
You better run (You better run)
You better run (You better run)
You better run (You better run)
You better you better you better. Chorus and Out