Opening Theme – The Kosher Police

Kosher Police Theme

Written by Lenny Solomon


Whenever there’s a job that needs to get done.

Whenever there’s a problem that needs to be solved.

There are two men who can lend a hand.

They can save the day and make us understand.


The Kosher Police, the Kosher Police

They teach the Torah way is true.

The Kosher Police, the Kosher Police.

It’s fun for me and fun for you.


In this town of Menchville whenever skies are grey,

The city is in panic there is no other way.

Friday and Shabbos standing tall and strong.

Spreading words of Torah so let’s all sing along.