Old Time Torah Scroll
Parody of Old Time Rock and Roll – Bob Seeger

Just take those old Sefarim off the shelf
I want to sit and learn it by myself
Today’s novels ain’t got the same soul.
I love that old time Torah Scroll.

Well don’t you take me to a Disco
You won’t even get me out on the floor,
In ten minutes I’ll be up for the door.
I love that old time torah scroll.

Chorus: I love that Old Time Torah Scroll
That type of learning really soothes the soul.
I reminisce about the words of old.
From that old time Torah Scroll.

Don’t try and make me do a hora.
Just give me something that will get to my soul.
There’s only one way that you will reach your goal.
Pick up that old time Torah scroll.

Call me a Rabbi call me what you will, say I’m old fashioned say I’m over the hill.
Today’s novels ain’t got the same soul, I love that old time Torah scroll.