10. New Shul –
Parody of “New Rules” Dua Lipa

Talkin’ in my seat at synagogue with all my neighbors
Can’t clear my mind, Can’t clear my mind
Tried to daven, prayed out loud, hopin’ for some clarity
but not this time, but not this time

Above, I have to focus on something else, on something else
Above, I know Hashem loves me, He can really help, can really help

Chorus: One: Turn off the phone, don’t bring it to the shul, leave it charging at home
Two: Connect with Him, He’s there to help, again and again
Three: Don’t talk to friends, got to focus on the words every day in the morning
It will stop the sins, you can attain peace within
Got a new shul, I go to,
Got a new shul I go to,
Got a new shul, I tell myself,
Got a new shul I go to
Got a new shul, I tell myself

I try to move forward, but sometimes I just slip backwards
One place to turn, one way, one place to turn, yes
Take a small step back and then, I can see what matters
I have to learn, (I have to learn)
Above, I have to focus on something else, on something else
Me and you and you and you…Chorus

Prayer means patience you don’t have to learn it by heart
We need to receive it, don’t rush and complete it by rote…chorus

Let Him in, let Him in
Don’t talk to friends, don’t talk to friends
Let Him in, let Him in
Don’t talk to friends, don’t talk to friends
You must connect to Him