Neighbor’s Yard of Spoken Scenes
Parody of Boulevard of Broken Dreams – Green Day
New Lyrics by Lenny Solomon

I’m talking on the phone, telling all what no one should have known
Who knows where it goes, but it’s hurting me I talk on the phone
I’m talking on the street in my neighbor’s yard of spoken scenes
Who knows what will seep, I’m not the only one who talks on the phone
Talk on the phone talk on the phone talk on the phone talk on the

My chatter when it’s done it will precede me
My shattered trust will follow every meeting
This crime I pitch one day will catch up to me
Will I stay off the phone
Lashon hara ah-ah, ah-ah, lashon hara ah-ah,

I’m talking all the time but divine law will not be so kind
I must tow the line do not dredge when I talk on the phone
Heed the warning signs keep it up keep everything inside
Vital to be kind so to stay alive stay off the phone
Talk on the phone talk on the phone talk on the phone talk on the

My chatter when it’s done it will precede me
My shattered trust will follow every meeting
This crime I pitch one day will catch up to me
Will I stay off the phone
Lashon hara ah-ah, ah-ah, lashon hara Talk on the phone talk on the…

IM can be discreet in my neighborhood with all my friends
Who knows what will seep I’m not the only one who talks on the…
My chat room when I’m done it will precede me
My shattered trust will follow every meeting
This crime I pitch one day will catch up to me
Will I stay off the phone