The New Adventures of the Kosher Police

Written by Lenny Solomon

In Menchville the town where Kosher reigns

Each day is never quite the same

Adventures Galore with our heroes and more

Every minutes filled with fun and Games

In Menchville come in and you will see

Our stories will amaze you honestly

So much will be done, for everyone

Come in and you can grow Jewishly

The new Adventures of the Kosher Police

Friday and Shabbos lead the way

The New Adventures of the Kosher Police

Now Yontiff is coming here to stay.

In Menchville we know the best way

Is to learn Torah every Day

So come on my friends, the fun never ends

So pack your bags for a fun holiday

In Menchville the truth will always win

Do Mitzvot and stay away from Sin

There’s plenty of songs and laughter belongs

So if your dropping by well please stop in….Chorus

The New Adventures of the Kosher Police

Friday and Shabbos lead the way

The New Adventures of the Kosher Police

Now Yontiff is coming here to stay.

The New Adventures of the Kosher Police