Learning Dance
Parody of The Safety Dance – Men Without Hats

You can learn if you want to you can bring your friends along
Cause if your friends learn and when your friends learn you know you’ll feel real strong.

You can Learn if you want to if you won’t nobody will,
And you can learn about Abe and the nephew he saved and the way that Esav killed. You can learn come see.

You can learn if you want to young or old you can’t go wrong.
And you can learn it in cheder or set up a seder or learn Shavuos all night long.

You can learn if you want to tell your friends to give it a try.
And if you can’t learn alone a chevrusah on the phone will put you on a spiritual high.

Chorus: You Can Learn, You Can Learn, how King David took control.
You Can Learn, You Can Learn, about the idols Rachel Stole.
You Can Learn, You Can Learn, then your knowledge will enhance.
You Can Learn, You Can Learn, everybody’s taking a chance.

You can learn if you want to, on the train you’ll feel real fine.
Learn chumash or gemara or the navi or Halacha or learn about the Greek decline.
You can learn if you want to, any day from 8-9.
And I heard that Rabbi glass is giving a class on Kosher when you dine.

Chorus: You Can Learn, You Can Learn about Noah in the Ark.
You Can Learn, You Can Learn about Egypt in the dark.
You Can Learn, You Can Learn, then your knowledge will enhance.
You Can Learn, You Can Learn, everybody’s taking a chance. (the Learning Dance)