Kosher Cake – Parody of Poker Face – Lady Gaga – 2008
Mum mum mum more
I took a stroll went for a slice with extra cheese
Fry em’, bake em’, adding raisins, nothing bothers me (I Diet)
Just look at the package – kosher signs are where you start
But after the main course give me desert right on a cart

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
Cold or Hot – It really hits the spot
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
Cold or Hot – a little cho-co-late

Chorus: I’ll eat my, I’ll eat my
I’ll eat a little piece of kosher cake (Hey can we eat already)
I’ll eat my, I’ll eat my I’ll eat a little piece of kosher cake (Hey can we eat already)
K-k-k-kosher cake, k-k-kosher cake (Mum mum mum more) (2x)

A Deli roll and maybe heartburn we will see
Gefilte Fish, chicken soup perhaps a little tea (I love it)
Or a stuffed cabbage and some Kasha then we’re done
But bring out the desert or this wont be any fun

Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Cold or Hot – some pareve cho-co-late
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh,
Cold or Hot – some pareve cho-co-late

Chorus – I’ll eat my, I’ll eat my
I’ll eat a little piece of kosher cake (Hey can we eat already)
I’ll eat my, I’ll eat my I’ll eat a little piece of kosher cake (Hey can we eat already)
K-k-k-kosher cake, k-k-kosher cake (Mum mum mum more) (2x)

I have told you that I love to
Eat some kishke that is stuffing
Or English muffin I’m applying Apple sauce with my latkes running
Or a Cheese Danish in Encino
Take your bagel so I can tell you that
The premise is premise is
Kosher food is delicious [Chorus x3] K-k-k-kosher cake, k-k-kosher cake
(Mum mum mum more) (3x)