Kohain
Parody of Soul Man – Sam and Dave

In temple times, he ran the show, the sacrifices were his to know
If you grew food, these were the facts, just two percent, he got as tax.

Chorus: He’s the Kohain

Got special rules for purity, his hands are washed by a Levi
And wen it’s time, to bless the Jews, he’ll stand up front, without his shoes. (Chorus)

He’ll sell you back, your first born son, five silver coins, will get it done. When you read the Torah, he’s first on call. And when you bench, he’ll lead us all. (Chorus)

Well one day soon, he’ll serve again, and lead us all,in Yerushalayim, Yeah, He’s the Kohain