I am Director of the JCC –
I am the Captain of the Queens Navy

I learnt from my dad to sing a ton
From Anim Zemirot to Adon Olam
I went to Minyan and came back for more
And I picked up all the candies that were on the floor
He picked up all the candies that were on the floor

I picked up the candies so carefully that now I am director of the JCC
He picked up the candies so carefully that now he is director of the JCC

As Bar Mitzvah Boy I gave such a talk
That they made me give a sermon put me straight to work
I spoke with a wit and had many fans
I wrote my first book and I toured the land
He wrote his first book and he toured the land

I toured the land with popularity that now I am director of the JCC!
He toured the land with popularity that now he is director of the JCC!

I continued to write and had such fame
That my articles a blog became
I wrote so well never had a lawsuit
I was in syndication even on facebook
He was in syndication even on facebook

The syndication was well liked you see that now I am director of the JCC!
The syndication was well liked you see that now he is director of the JCC!

Out of college my grades were so hip
They awarded me a fellowship
From that fellowship I gleaned
That a firm grip was worth more than it seemed
That a firm grip was worth more than it seemed

That firm grip enabled me that now I am director of the JCC
That firm grip enabled he that now he is director of the JCC

I got my wish with my bosses consent
To chair the Purim Masquerade Event
Made sure that everyone had a ball
I never lost my temper no, not at all
No He never lost his temper, no, not at all

I wore a Purim Mask you see that now I am director of the JCC!
He wore a Purim Mask you see that now he is director of the JCC !

Now listen all, to these words daily
If you want to be as cool as JJG
Shower first before you use the pool
And wear your Jewish Pride that you got in school
And wear your Jewish Pride that you got in school

Run a summer camp raise some charity and you all can be directors of the JCC!
Run a summer camp raise some charity and you all can be directors of the JCC!