Help Me Rambam
Parody of Help me Rhonda – Beachboys

Well they lived in many towns
from Cordova to a place called Fez,
Headed for the holy land
but they settled in Cairo instead.

Rambam would write so fine,
Had a knowledge that was devine,
You know that he’s the Rambam,
Rabbi Moshe Ben Maimon.

Chorus:Help me Rambam, help, help me Rambam,
Help me Rambam yeah, get me closer to G-d,

He would study day and night,
Then his brother died and changed his plans.
Moshe Ben Maimon
A doctor was his trade, The best physician in the land.
Moshe Ben Maimon

Rambam wrote logically, wrote a book on astronomy,
You know that he’s the Rambam,
Rabbi Moshe Ben Maimon.

Chorus:Help me Rambam help help me Rambam
Me Moshe ad Moshe lo kam k’Moshe.

Sefer Hamaor, Moreh Nevuchim, Mishneh Torah,
Sefer Hamitzvot, Perush Hamishnayot, Mishneh Torah,
Tshuvot HaRambam, Techiyat Hamaytim, Mishneh Torah