Go to Shul
Parody of Don’t be Cruel – Elvis Presley

Shabbos morning I can’t be found sleeping late at home.
A knock comes at my door and I here my fathers tone.
Go to Shul, Minyan starts real soon.
Y’see I’ve got this problem and I don’t know what to do.
By the time I get to davening I’ve already missed Borchu.

Go to Shul Minyan starts real soon,
I don’t wanna daven hashkamah, Give me another hour I’ll get up.

So I stumble out of bed, and I fall and hit my head.
‘Cause I heard my father say the Torah’s gonna be read,
Go to Shul Minyan ends real soon.
Oh why can’t they just start a little later please sir maybe have a heart.

I think when I get older, instead of building a pool.
I’ll build myself a shteeble and roll right into shul.
Go to Shul, Minyan starts real soon.
I don’t wanna daven hashkamah, Give me another hour I’ll get up.