Get me to the Shul On Time
Parody of Get Me to the Church on Time – My Fair Lady

I’ve got a minyan in the morning, set my alarm for half past five
Throw me in the shower even at this hour just get me to the shul on time
Please let me give you all a warning, Stayed up way past my bedtime
This will protect me so don’t dismiss me, just get me to the shul on time

If I am snoring please slam the door,
If I’m complaining bang the drum some more

For I’ve got a minyan in the morning,
you can’t have a quorum with just nine
Please make a real fuss, and put me on the bus
And get me to the shul, Get me to the shul,
Forget sleep, get me to the shul on time!

I’ve gotta see you in the morning, snoozing away would be a crime
My coats on the table just say c’mon Laibel, and get me to the shul on time!

If I’m still sleeping don’t let me down.
If I am snoozin’, turn me upside down!

For I’ve got a minyan in the morning! Don’t let me sleep till way past nine.
Stay there and jar me; cause I’m in God’s Army;
So get me to the shul. Get me to the shul…
Forget sleep get me to the shul on time!

He’s got a minyan in the morning, set his alarm for half past five
Throw me in the shower even at this hour just get me to the shul on time
He wants to give you all a warning, Stayed up way past his bedtime
This will protect me so don’t dismiss me, just get me to the shul on time

If I am snoring please slam the door,
If I’m complaining bang the drum some more

For I’ve got a minyan in the morning set my alarm for half past five.
This mitzvah I must do so please help me come through
So get me to the shul, get him to the shul!
Forget sleep, get me to the shul on time!