Come Round He’s Makin’ A Boat

Come ‘Round He’s Makin A Boat
Parody of Sit Down You’re Rockin the Boat – Guys and Dolls

We will now hear testimony from uhh Brother Righteous-Righteous Noah
(Lots of stirring and talking) Brother Righteous-Righteous Noah
C’mon get up you
Well it a wasn’t very sunny The rain was kind of like a big stream yeah that’s it Like a stream –
Ah Tell us in your own words

A decree last night came from God up in the Heavens,
There’ll be a change in this world that’s gone so wrong,
I got some wood, And I hammered, “So he might save me,”
but the people laughed and still kept doing wrong.

For the people all said, “Come Round Come Round he’s making a boat.”
People all said, “Come Round Come Round he’s making a boat.”
And the Animals came on under, Two or Seven Pairs came on the boat,
“Come Round Come Round, Come Round, Come Round, Come Round he’s makin’ a boat.”

For forty Days and nights I said the rain would pour from heaven,
And even though I said people please enlist,
There they all stood, My pleading went unheeded,
Soon they all disappeared into the mist.

For the people all said, Don’t Care We’re not going on your ship.”
People all said, Don’t Care we’re not going on your ship.
And the Animals came on under, And the people did not come on the boat,
“Come Round Come Round, Come Round, Come Round, Come Round he’s makin’ a boat.”

And as I looked the rain had stopped from heaven. Ha ha ha!
A little dove came and I sent her overboard,
And I gave thanks, And I hollered, “God did save me”
Then I planted a new vineyard,
On the Shore! On the Shore, On the Shore!

And I said to them all, Come Round, Come Round I’m makin’ a boat.
Said to them all, Come Round, Come Round I’m makin’ a boat.” “Come Round,
And they ended up six feet under, Couldn’t even stay above and float
Come Round, Come Round, Come Round, Come Round, Come Round I’m makin a boat.