Woodshlock

May 9, 2018

013 Woodshlock

Album 13 – Shlock Rock 9 – Woodshlock – September 1995 1. Tu Bishvat 2. Help Me Rambam 3. Hands of Peace 4. My Bekeshe Needs Cleaning 5. Let’s Go to the Shul 6. When We Stand Together 7. Fast Days of the Year 8. Spiritual Medley 9. ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


49 Days to Count the Omer

Forty Nine Days to Count the Omer Parody of 50 Ways – Paul Simon On Passover, the second night it starts he said to me, The Omer is counted for seven weeks you see. Between Pesach and Shavuot you know mathematically, There must ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


At The Shul (Let’s Go To The Shul)

At The Shul (Let’s Go to the Shul) Parody of At The Hop – Bill Haley and the Comets You can daven you can learn, you can shuckle you can turn, At the shul, chap, chap, chap, chap, When you see the shliach swaying, you ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Fast Days of the Year

The Fast Days of the Year I Saw Her Standing There – The Beatles Well it was Tammuz 17, The Greeks broke through the seams, This would begin the three weeks of despair, I’ll never eat any of that food, on the fast days ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Hands of Peace

Hands of Peace Original music and lyrics by Mo Shapiro We all are tied to preconceived notions, About what has always been and what is meant to be. But if we open our minds and dedicate our hearts, We’ll join together as one, in solidarity. Chorus: ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Help Me Rambam

Help Me Rambam Parody of Help me Rhonda – Beachboys Well they lived in many towns from Cordova to a place called Fez, Headed for the holy land but they settled in Cairo instead. Rambam would write so fine, Had a knowledge that was devine, You know ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Israel’s Song

This is a Nigun. Just a melody. There are no words to this song.

May 09, 2018


My Bekeshe Needs Cleaning

My Bekeshe Needs Cleaning Parody of California Dreaming – Mamas and the Papas All the sleeves are long, and the coat is grey, Got chulent on my shirt, just the other day. It was nice and warm, but I dropped the tray, My bekeshe ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Spiritual Medley

Jewish Spiritual Medley Parody of Black Water – Doobie Brothers) Gonna Lay Down, Daniel, Joshua (Traditional) Gonna pack my bags fast as I can, And I’m heading on down to the holy land, To the land, land going to Yerushalayim, Gonna sing ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


The Melachot (Shabbat Song)

The Melachot (Shabbat Song) Parody of Tom Lehrer’s The Elements Song There’s plowing, and there’s planting, and there’s harvesting and gathering, There’s threshing, and there’s winnowing, and then there is selecting, There is grinding ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Tu Bishvat

Tu Bishvat Parody of Hot Hot Hot – Buster Poindexter Boray boray pri haetz , Tu Bishvat Shvat Shvat, It’s Rosh Hashana, for the trees it’s Tu Bishvat Shvat Shvat, Say shehechiyahnu, if you please on Tu Bishvat Shvat Shvat. A new fruit ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


When We Stand Together

When We Stand Together (Lenny Solomon) In these troubled times, our nation is in doubt, We have differences, seems we cannot work them out. It’s not impossible, to make right what is wrong, If we just all believe and belong. Our ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Yo Ya

Yo Ya Cover of Yo Ya – Kaveret Kibalti onesh ktzat mugzam, shaftu oti lamavet Yashavti al kisay chashmal, nifradeti may ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018