To Unite All Jews
May 9, 2018
005 To Unite All Jews
Shlock Rock 3 – To Unite All Jews – December 1988 1. Modeh Ani Now 2. Every Bite You Take 3. My Menorah 4. Rashi 5. To Unite All Jews 6. Seder Too 7. All Night Long 8. Sefer from 89 9. Kohain 10. Krias HaTorah 11. Havdallah 12. Arnona
May 09, 2018
All Night Long – Song Download
All Night Long Parody of All Night Long – Lionel Richie Well my friends the time has come, we get the Torah on Vav Sivan, but first there is work to be done Three days of preparation. Forty-nine days from Passover we count. Then the nation ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Arnona Song Download
Arnona Written by Lenny Solomon and Chezi Zari Parody of My Sharona Recorded at Muso Hafakot, Jerusalem Engineer Mitch Clyman Bayom Ha-hu Kara Ason, Raah Cheshbon Kibalti et Hadoch shel Ha-Arnona Halachti Bihysteria La Iriyah Yashavti Im Isha she-shma Sharona Chorus Higdilu et Beiti et Beiti Hem Hosifu Eser ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Every Bite You Take – Song Download
Every Bite You Take Parody of Every Breath You Take – The Police Every Bite You Take, Every Steak You Make Every Cake You bake, Every egg you break, We’ll be watching you. Every single day, there’s no other way It’s gotta be Kosher ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Havdalah Song Download
Havdalah Parody of Obladi – The Beatles JJ finishes Maariv in the shul tonite Walks home just as fast as he can go Kraz man gets the wine and spices from there place And then I light the candle and we see it glow. Chorus: ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Kohain Song Download
Kohain Parody of Soul Man – Sam and Dave In temple times, he ran the show, the sacrifices were his to know If you grew food, these were the facts, just two percent, he got as tax. Chorus: He’s the Kohain Got special rules ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Krias Hatorah Song Download
Krias Hatorah Parody of La Isla Bonita – Madonna Each week we read in the Sedra, divided to seven parts read on Saturday. Young ones start learning their Parsha, it all seems like yesterday my dad did say, “Study the Trup every ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Modeh Ani Now Song Download
Modeh Ani Now Parody of Who Can It Be Now – Men At Work What do we say when we open our eyes. We thank G-d for allowing us to rise. Souls returned been away for the night. Now it’s back and feeling just ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
My Menorah Song Download
My Menorah Parody of La Bamba -Traditional My My My My Menorah Hanerot Halallu Anu Madlikin. Al Hanisim v’al haniflaot v’al Hatshuot V’al Hamilchamot. Sheasita lavoteinu bayamim hahaim Bazman Hazeh. Al Yeday Kohanecha Hakidoshim. My Menorah(4x) V’chol shemonat y’may chanukah. ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Rashi Song Download
Rashi Parody of Windy – The Association Who was born in France and sent to Yeshiva Studied in worms and on his return. He founded a school and wrote commentaries Everyone knows it’s Rashi. Who’s words are written under the Chumash The inside of every ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Seder Too – Song Download
Seder Too Parody of I’ve Got My Mind Set On You – George Harrison I’ve got my own Seder too(4x) But it’s gona take some Matzoh, a whole lotta shmurah Matzoh It’s gonna take plenty of Matzoh to do it right child. And it’s ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Sefer From 89 Download
Sefer From 89 Parody of Summer of 69 – Brian Adams My Zeide got his first sefer in the winter 1889. Took it out and every day he read, studied in Poland for a long long time He would learn it with some ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
To Unite All Jews – Song Download
To Unite All Jews Parody of With or Without You – U2 See the stones thrown through the sky See the enemy on all sides, And we’re waiting for you. It’s our land and it’s our faith How much longer can we wait And ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018