The Kosher Police

May 9, 2018
009 The Kosher Police
Album 9 – Shlock Rock 5 ½ The Kosher Police – February 1992 1. Opening Theme 2. The Return of Traif and Tzuris 3. Mench 4. Friday and Shabbos to the Rescue 5. Brochos Time 6. Mitzvos 7. Closing Theme 8. The Kosher Police – Live 5762
May 09, 2018
Brochos Time
Brochos Time Parody of Step in Time – Mary Poppins Brochos Time, Brochos Time, Boys and Girls It’s Brochos Time. Brochos Time, Brochos Time (2x) Motzee on the challah Hagafen on the wine. Everybody knows it’s Brochos time. Eat an apple: Eat an Apple, Haetz time..Chorus Cinnamon ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Closing Theme
Kosher Police Theme Written by Lenny Solomon Whenever there’s a job that needs to get done. Whenever there’s a problem that needs to be solved. There are two men who can lend a hand. They can save the day and make us understand. The Kosher ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Friday and Shabbos to the Rescue
Dialogue… Rap Scene Traif Written by Lenny Solomon Dear Mayor,Commisioner, and good old KP Here’s a little message from Dr. I.M.T. You put me away for three long years But don’t worry friends, I have shed no tears. I’ve got a surprise for people of your ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
If You Wanna Be A Mench
If You Wanna Be A Mench Parody of If I only Had a Brain – The Wizard of Oz Learn the brochos when your little, Dvar Torah in the middle, And don’t forget to bench. Listen to your mother, and be nice to ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
KP Live 5762
Shtick between Friday, Shabbos and the creator Lenny Written by the Kraz
May 09, 2018
Mitzvos Today
Mitzvos Today Parody of YMCA – Village People Mitzvos will be done in our Town, I said Mitzvos 613 to be found I said Mitzvos plenty to go around to make everyone so Happy. Mitzvos listen to Shabbos and Moe to do Mitzvos don’t have ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Opening Theme – The Kosher Police
Kosher Police Theme Written by Lenny Solomon Whenever there’s a job that needs to get done. Whenever there’s a problem that needs to be solved. There are two men who can lend a hand. They can save the day and make us understand. The Kosher ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Return of Treif and Tzuris
I Gotta be Traif Parody of Faith – George Micheal Let me offer you advice from Dr. Traif and Tzuris Because you might be curious what evil scientists do, I’m sure you don’t think it’s so nice to punish everybody, But as an evil ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018