Still Not Quite on Broadway

May 9, 2018

034 Still Not Quite On Broadway

Album 34 – Shlock Rock Still Not Quite on Broadway – January 2012 1. Bag of Wofson’s Bagels 2. With a Little Bit of Love 3. Reasons to Learn 4. It’s My Light 5. Supplying Charity 6. Dor is Years 7. God’s Hand is Complete 8. Rav ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Bag of Wolfson’s Bagels

Bag of Wolfson’s Bagels (Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy – Andrew Sisters) He always went to school in Trumbull at the Jewish Day He had a friendly smile, and had nice things to say One day the teacher of his class Announced “The blessings ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Come Seder With Us

Come Seder With Us – Consider Yourself (Oliver) Come seder with us at home. Come seder with us here with the family The maror will be – so strong No fear Cha-roset will dip along Come seder with us – mi-soo-bin Come lean to the ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Dor Is Years Song Download

6. Dor is Years – Do – Re – Mi (The Sound of Music) Lihatchil means start at the beginning Tov mi-od is a very good start Likro means to read so naturally Lashir means to sing a melody Now let’s see if you ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


God’s Hand is Complete

God’s Hand Is Complete – You Can’t Stop The Beat (Hairspray) God he spoke to Avraham leave this place ‘cause it’s My will You might want to know the reasons, but for now you must fulfill Count the stars, or the sands ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


I Am Director Of The JCC

I am Director of the JCC – I am the Captain of the Queens Navy I learnt from my dad to sing a ton From Anim Zemirot to Adon Olam I went to Minyan and came back for more And I picked up all ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


It’s Our Light/Restrictions

It’s Our Light / Restrictions – Glee – It’s My Life / Confessions All that they saw was some broken vials No oil was pure and the place defiled Judah Macabee said you can’t keep us down If you are for God why ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Jewish Talk

13. Jewish Talk – A Shlock Rock Tribute to Uncle Gus Welcome to the Shlock Rock Café This song goes out to the memory of my Uncle Gus Let’s Call it Jewish Talk You say meshigah, I say meshugah, You eat memunah, I ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Rav Yehudah Hanasi

Rav Yehudah Hanasi – Never Had A Friend Like Me (Aladdin) Well he was born in 135 you see The Second Temple gone and we’re exiled Your mother then stepped up and all she deceived You had a brit cause she exchanged a ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Reasons to Learn

Reasons to Learn – Parody of Seasons of Love – Rent Two thousand seven hundred and eleven pages Two thousand seven hundred that’s more than seven Years Two thousand seven hundred and eleven pages Oh what a pleasure – A Daf Yomi Shiur In ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Suppling Charity Song Download

Supplying Charity – Defying Gravity – Wicked Gedaliah – I just extended my palm for rent! In debt! – I’m crying for a handout Oh can you Help Me, ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


There’s No Business Like Shul Business

There’s No Business Like Shul Business There’s No Business Like Show Business (Annie Get Your Gun) The Cantors, the Rabbi’s, the Torah, the crowds The congregants that get to shul at dawn The minyan, the gabbai, the pulpit, the sounds The beggars looking with ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Wheeling and Dealing

Wheeling and Dealing – What is this Feeling (Wicked) GEDALIAH: (spoken) Hear us holy most esteemed Rebbe and Mori: ELCHANAN: (spoken) Our dear Rabbi: BOTH in Unison: There’s been a discussion overwhelming us in biz: ELCHANAN: In a discourse on our parnassa: GEDALIAH: Our ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


With a Little Bit of Love

With a Little Bit Of Love – With a little Bit of Luck– My Fair Lady The Lord above said man don’t worship idols, I am your God forever so don’t shirk The Lord above said man don’t worship idols but With a ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018