Singles

I Got My Shabbos – Shlockapella

I Got My Shabbos Original song written by Lenny Solomon – 2001 The candles they always burn so bright on Friday Night The smell of challah is always right on Friday Night And when we’re here and we’re all dressed up My father picks ... BUY NOW »

May 09, 2018


Samson’s Flowing Hair

Samson’s Flowing Hair Parody of Sister Golden Hair – America – 1975 Well this tribe would pick up sundries, Dan would walk behind the rest But one man could fight on any day, from Jacob he was blessed Well he never used a ... BUY NOW »

May 09, 2018


KP UK

KP UK Original Shtick written by Allen “The Kraz” Krasna – 2015 Theme Music Shabbos – 5th of Sivan – Kosher Police UK Headquarters – Menchville! (light applause) Phone Rings, office noises heard in background) Friday – Kosher Police hotline Friday speaking (audience ... BUY NOW »

May 09, 2018


Every Little Thing We Eat Is Milchig

Every Little Thing We Eat is Milchig – The Kosher Police Parody of Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic – Police – 1981 So many people came and told me Eating meat on Yom Tov’s an important part But when Shavuot has ... BUY NOW »

May 09, 2018


Abarbanel

12. Abarbanel Parody of Barbara Ann – The Beachboys – 1973 First released in 1965 by The Regents Abarbanel, we think your swell, Abarbanel You got me yearning for the learning, reaching for the teaching. Abarbanel ba ba ba ba banel. Abarbanel, we think your ... BUY NOW »

May 09, 2018