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49 Days to Count the Omer
Forty Nine Days to Count the Omer Parody of 50 Ways – Paul Simon On Passover, the second night it starts he said to me, The Omer is counted for seven weeks you see. Between Pesach and Shavuot you know mathematically, There must ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
613 Mitzvot
613 Mitzvot (Little Red Caboose) 613 mitzvot 613 mitzvot in Hebrew they are called taryag, When we do all these deeds Hashem will fill all our needs, 613 mitzvot for all the Jews. 613 mitzvot 613 mitzvot we got them all on Har ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
A Rap For Shabbat
A Rap for Shabbat Well boys and girls for the fourth time, it’s time to rap with a kids rhyme First we did the Aleph Bet, then Achat Shtayim and we were set Now to Israel we did go, but now it’s ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Abarbanel
12. Abarbanel Parody of Barbara Ann – The Beachboys – 1973 First released in 1965 by The Regents Abarbanel, we think your swell, Abarbanel You got me yearning for the learning, reaching for the teaching. Abarbanel ba ba ba ba banel. Abarbanel, we think your ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Abarbanel
Abarbanel Parody of Barbara Ann – Jan and Dean Abarbanel, we think your swell, Abarbanel You got me yearning for the learning, reaching for the teaching. Abarbanel ba ba ba ba banel. Went to a shiur Thought it would be clear Saw Abarbanel, Now I’m learning ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Abarbanel
Abarbanel Parody of Barbara Ann – Jan and Dean Abarbanel, we think your swell, Abarbanel You got me yearning for the learning, reaching for the teaching. Abarbanel ba ba ba ba banel. Went to a shiur Thought it would be clear Saw Abarbanel, Now I’m learning ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Abba Always
Abba Always Has a Sefer (Original) Chorus Abba always has a Sefer in his hand ‘Cause learning Torah is oh so very grand. Wherever Abba takes me it’s always in the plan To learn Torah whenever you can. First he’ll take to me to ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Achakeh Lo
Achakeh Lo Achakeh Lo Bichol Yom Sheyavo Bviyat Hamashiach Vaf Al Pi Sheyitmahmeah Im Kol Ze Achakeh Lo Achakeh Lo Bichol Yom Sheyavo Bviat Hamashiach
May 09, 2018
Achas Shoalti
Achas Shoalti Achas Shoalti Meis Hashem Osah Avakesh Shivti Bveis Hashem Kol Yemay Chayay Lachazos Bnoam Hashem u’livaker b’hay-chalo One thing I asked of Hashem, that I shall seek: That I dwell in the house of Hashem all the days of my life; ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Achashverosh
Achashverosh Parody of Amadeus – Falco Achashverosh Let’s go save the Jews oh Esther Let’s go save the Jews oh Mordechai Let’s go save the Jews Achashverosh, Achashverosh Dateline Persia Haman plots to kill the Jews. He makes the thirteenth of Adar the day when all ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Achashverosh – Download
Achashverosh Parody of Amadeus – Falco Achashverosh Let’s go save the Jews oh Esther Let’s go save the Jews oh Mordechai Let’s go save the Jews Achashverosh, Achashverosh Dateline Persia Haman plots to kill the Jews. He makes the thirteenth of Adar the day when all ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Achashverosh Live 2001
Achashverosh Parody of Amadeus – Falco Achashverosh Let’s go save the Jews oh Esther Let’s go save the Jews oh Mordechai Let’s go save the Jews Achashverosh, Achashverosh Dateline Persia Haman plots to kill the Jews. He makes the thirteenth of Adar the day when all ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Achat Shtayim Rap
Achat Shtayim Rap Written by Lenny Solomon Well boys and girls it’s time again, to rap with me and count to ten. Last time we did the Aleph Bet, but now it’s numbers c’mon we’ll be set. Now you might say it’s not ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Adam Please
Adam Please Beware (Animal Fair – Traditional) God said Adam please beware, One thing you must take good care, The Garden of Eden will be real pleasin’ (your stay in Gan Eden will be scintillating) Just don’t eat the tree over there. The snake ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Adir Hu
May 09, 2018
Afikomen
Afikomen (Alouette) Afikomen where’s the afikomen, afikomen I have to find it now. The middle matzoh broke in two, who will find it me or you? Broke in two, me or you? ohhh…. Afikomen where’s the afikomen, afikomen I have to find it ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
After Mincha
After Mincha Parody of After Midnite – J.J. Cale After Mincha, Seudah Shlishit is coming out, After Mincha, Torah is what’s all about. Get some spiritual protection, Intellectual reflection, Eat some food and usher the Shabbat out. After Mincha, Seudah Shlishit is coming out. After Mincha, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Aishet Chayil
Aishet Chayil Parody of Pretty Woman – Roy Orbison Aishet Chayil, Devorah’s bravery. Aishet Chayil, Prophet and Judge was she. Aishet Chayil, Barak we need you, to save the Jews Because you asked I will come too. Devorah Aishet Chayil, Sisra said I’ll ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Aishet Chayil Song Download
Aishet Chayil Parody of Pretty Woman – Roy Orbison Aishet Chayil, Devorah’s bravery. Aishet Chayil, Prophet and Judge was she. Aishet Chayil, Barak we need you, to save the Jews Because you asked I will come too. Devorah Aishet Chayil, Sisra said I’ll ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Al Chate
Al Chate Written by Lenny Solomon I see you have to learn what I’m about You might not know why I have to scream and shout. I’ll explain it to you easily When you hear this you’ll wish your me Chorus:My name is Al Chate ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Al Tadin
Al Tadin Et Chavercha Ad Sheh-Tagia Limkomo V’Al Tomar Li-Chi-sheh-Eh-pa-neh Efneh Shemah, Lo Tipaneh Don’t judge your friend until you are in his position And do not say “When I have leisure I will study” for Perhaps you may never have leisure.
May 09, 2018
Aleph Bet Gimel
Aleph Bet Gimel (Parody of ABC – The Jackson Five) In Hebrew School you’re learning things, That you never,never, learned before, Like putting on Tzitzis in the morning when you’re getting dressed, And a mezuzah on every door. So now I’m gonna reach you,(reach ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Aleph Bet Gimel
Aleph Bet Gimel (Parody of ABC – The Jackson Five) In Hebrew School you’re learning things, That you never,never, learned before, Like putting on Tzitzis in the morning when you’re getting dressed, And a mezuzah on every door. So now I’m gonna reach you,(reach ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Aleph Bet Rap
The Aleph Bet Rap Written by Lenny Solomon Well boys and girls the time is near, let’s learn some Hebrew and have no fear, Get it down good and then your set, the way to go is the Aleph Bet. The hebrew letters ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Aliyah Dream
Aliyah Dream Written by Lenny Solomon Well the streets are going up in Bet Shemesh And the roads are being paved with my dreams The lights of the city are still not far away. Well the sun is beating down in the valley I see ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
All Night Long
All Night Long Parody of All Night Long – Lionel Richie Well my friends the time has come, we get the Torah on Vav Sivan, but first there is work to be done Three days of preparation. Forty-nine days from Passover we count. Then the nation ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
All Night Long – Song Download
All Night Long Parody of All Night Long – Lionel Richie Well my friends the time has come, we get the Torah on Vav Sivan, but first there is work to be done Three days of preparation. Forty-nine days from Passover we count. Then the nation ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
All Shook Up
All Shook Up Parody of All Shook Up – Elvis Presley Well I’m blessin’ this thing it looks like a tree. I’ve got my esrog the Torah calls it a Pree Seven Days a year people bless with me It’s my lulav, It’s ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
All Shook Up – Download
All Shook Up Parody of All Shook Up – Elvis Presley Well I’m blessin’ this thing it looks like a tree. I’ve got my esrog the Torah calls it a Pree Seven Days a year people bless with me It’s my lulav, It’s ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
All The Signs
All the Signs (Auld Lang Sine – Robert Burns) There was a big engagement for Yaakov would marry Rachel, The second daughter of Lavan and the party would be swell. After the wedding was over things were not so fine, It was Leah ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
All We’ve Got is Our Good Name
All We’ve Got Is Our Good Name Parody of You Give Love a Bad Name – Bon Jovi 1986 Straight From The start, we’re all the same, knowing All we’ve got is our good name We age awhile as time will tell The premise ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Am Yisrael Chai
AM YISROEL CHAI Am Yisroel Chai Od Avinu Chai, Oseh Shalom Bimromav Who Yaseh Shalom Aleinu V’al Kol Yisroel Vim’ru Amen. The Nation of Israel Lives.He who makes peace in his heights may he make peace upon us and upon all Israel and we ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Am Yisrael Chai
AM YISROEL CHAI Am Yisroel Chai Od Avinu Chai, Oseh Shalom Bimromav Who Yaseh Shalom Aleinu V’al Kol Yisroel Vim’ru Amen. The Nation of Israel Lives.He who makes peace in his heights may he make peace upon us and upon all Israel and we ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Am Yisrael Chai – Live
AM YISROEL CHAI Am Yisroel Chai Od Avinu Chai, Oseh Shalom Bimromav Who Yaseh Shalom Aleinu V’al Kol Yisroel Vim’ru Amen. The Nation of Israel Lives.He who makes peace in his heights may he make peace upon us and upon all Israel and we ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Am Yisrael Lanetzach
Am Yisrael Lanetzach Zemanim Kashim, Ha’am Biyachad Kulam Muchanim, Ha’am M’uchad Tzahal Magen, Ha’am Me’oded Migubashim, Ha’am Tomech Netzach Yisrael Lo Yishaker Am Yisrael LaNetzach Netzach Yisrael Lo Yishaker Am Yisrael LaNetzach Kulam Ozrim, Ha’am Mitnadev Mishtokikim, Rotzim Shalva Mamshichim, Am Shel Tzedek Kulam BiYachad, Am Yisrael Chai Am Yisrael Lanetzach ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Amen Song Download
Amen Parody of Cocaine – J.J. Cale When you’re sitting in shul you’ve gotta know the rules Amen The first words that you say when you are learning to pray Amen When the prayer is done your job has just begun Amen Stand up ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ana Bikoach
Ana Bikoach Ana Bikoach Gidulat Yimincha Ttatir Tzerurah Kabel Rinat Amcha Sagveinu Tahareinu Norah
May 09, 2018
Angel From Heaven
Angel From Heaven Written by Lenny Solomon On a Tuesday night ’bout 11:30 pm in Ramat Eshkol Finished a gig and was ready to go home Then my car broke down and I was left alone, stranded in the middle of the ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ani Maamin
Ani Maamin Written by Lenny Solomon Ani Maamin Be’emunah Shelayma B’vias Hamoshiach, V’af al pi sheyismahmayah im Kol Zeh achakeh lo bchol yom sheyavoh. I believe with the complete faith in the coming of the Mashiach. And even though he may tarry, I shall ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ani Maamin
May 09, 2018
Ani Yehudi
Ani Yehudi Dedicated to the memory of Yechezkel “Chezi” Goldberg Shoalim Oti Mi Ani Ani Lo Ashkenazi, Lo Sefaradi, Lo Taimani, Lo Tzarfati Lo Morrocai, Lo Amerikai, Lo Russi, Ani Yehudi, Ani Yehudi, Yehudi, Ani Yehudi Shoalim Oti Ma Iti Ani Lo Dati, Lo Chiloni, Lo ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ani Yehudi 2010 Remake – Song Download
אני יהודי לחן – לני סולומון מלים – קובי אוז, לני סולומון, פישי הגדול, אקסום עיבודים – קובי אוז כששואל את עצמי מי אני אני קצת ספרדי, קצת אשכנזי קצת ישראלי, טיפ טיפה גלותי אני אולי דתי, ואולי חילוני, אבל ביני לביני אני יהודי, וזה יחודי לא טוב ... READ MORE »
March 31, 2019
Another Door Opens
May 09, 2018
Another Note in the Wall
Another Note in the Wall Parody of Another Brick in the Wall Part 2 Pink Floyd – 1979 We need Jewish Education We haven’t learned since Hebrew school We need to go back in the classroom Don’t want to learn this on our own Hey! Teachers! ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Apples and Honey
Apples and Honey (Waltzing Matilda – Banjo Paterson, Christina Macpherson) The first day of Tishrei is called Rosh Hashana That’s the Jewish New Year for you and me We’ll go to the synagogue and pray to Hashem Then we will have apples and ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Arnona Song Download
Arnona Written by Lenny Solomon and Chezi Zari Parody of My Sharona Recorded at Muso Hafakot, Jerusalem Engineer Mitch Clyman Bayom Ha-hu Kara Ason, Raah Cheshbon Kibalti et Hadoch shel Ha-Arnona Halachti Bihysteria La Iriyah Yashavti Im Isha she-shma Sharona Chorus Higdilu et Beiti et Beiti Hem Hosifu Eser ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Aseh Lecha Rav
Aseh Lecha Rav As-eh le-cha rav u-ki-nay le-cha cha-ver ve-heh-vay dan et kol ha-a-dam li-kaf zi-chut Ani ma-a-min be-em-u-nah she-lay-ma bi-vi-at ha-mo-shi-ach ani ma-a-min Vi-af al pee She-yit-ma-may-ah im kol zeh ach-ak-eh lo b’chol yom she-ya-vo Provide yourself with a teacher, get yourself ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Aseh Lecha Rav – Derech Haor
Aseh Lecha Rav (Pirkei Avot 1-6) (Rambam 13 Principles) Aseh Lecha Rav, U’Knei Lecha Chaver VeHevei Dan Et Kol Ha-Adam LiKaf Zechut Ani Ma-amin Be-emunah Sheh-lai-mah Bi-Vi-at Hamashiach Ani Maamin Vi-Af Al Pi Sheh-yitma-meah Im Kol zeh Ach-akeh Lo, Bi-Chol Yom Sh-eh Ya-voh Accept a teacher ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Aseret Yemay Teshuvah
Aseret Yemay Teshuva (Marines Hymn – Offenbach) The first ten days of Tishrei are called Aseret Yemay Teshuva We will think about our year gone by and pray with feeling or kavanah We’ll do better this year in every way treat all ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ashkenazi – Download
נולדתי חלבי וגם תימני אפשר לומר שאני מזרחי עדות מזרח עולם מצוין להיות אשכנזי אני מוכן אשכנזי, אשכנזי רוצה להיות אשכנזי אשכנזי, אשכנזי רוצה לנסות להיות אשכנזי אכלתי מרק קובה וסיגרים ג’חנון ומלאוח איזה כיף חיים אז הלכתי לרעבע’ז טיש, אכלתי געפילטע פיש קניידלאך, קרפלך קיגל וקניש פזמון כשאלול ... READ MORE »
March 12, 2020
Ashrecha
Ashrecha Zachiti Legadel Mishpacha Ashrecha Ashrecha Gadal Poh Shel Dor Noar Nifla – Ashrecha Ashrecha Al Kol Hamaasim Vichol Haniflaot Haetzev Vihasmachot Ashrecha Al Kol Hagiborim Vichol Hachasadim Shenatnu minishmatam Ashrecha Lichol Hachaverim Ha’amitzim – Ashrecha Ashrecha Shetamid Amdu LiTzidi – Ashrecha Ashrecha Al Kol Hamaasim ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ashreinu
Ashreinu Ashreinu matov chelkeinu uma-na-im go-ral-einu u-ma-yafa yerushaseinu Happy are we, how good is our destiny, how pleasant our lot, how beautiful our heritage.
May 09, 2018
Asimonim
Asimonim Adaptation of Mony Mony – Tommy James and the Shondells Ain li kesef liknot asimonim Ha-telephone achal et ha’asimonim Ain li savlanut lechakot bedoar Bikashti mimcha shtay asimonim Asimon – Ata Amar Ain (Ain) Neevad, Nishbar, Nigmar, Nistar Avar, Chaval, Mizkein Lo Yotzeh Li Bichlal Vi’Achshav Ain Chipasti ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Askinu Seudasa
18. אַתְקִינוּ סְעוּדָתָא אַתְקִינוּ סְעוּדָתָא דִמְהֵימְנוּתָא שְׁלֵמָתָא חֶדְוָתָא דְּמַלְכָּא קַדִּישָׁא: אַתְקִינוּ סְעוּדָתָא דְמַלְכָּא. דָּא הִיא סְעוּדָתָא דִּזְעֵר אַנְפִּין וְעַתִּיקָא קַדִּישָׁא וָחֲקַל תַּפּוּחִין קַדִּישִׁין אַתְיָן לְסַעֲדָא בַּהֲדָהּ: בְּנֵי הֵיכָלָא דִכְסִיפִין. לְמֶחֱזֵי זִיו דִּזְעֵיר אַנְפִּין: יְהון הָכָא. בְּהַאי תַּכָּא. דְבֵּיהּ מַלְכָּא בְּגִלוּפִין: צְבוּ לַחֲדָא. בְּהַאי ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Assimilation Blues
ASSIMILATION BLUES Written by Lenny Solomon Hey little boy we got some news to tell you, You’re part of our people you’ve got to learn about being a Jew. Hey little girl we hope were not a little to late, For us to live ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
At The Shul
At The Shul (Let’s Go to the Shul) Parody of At The Hop – Bill Haley and the Comets You can daven you can learn, you can shuckle you can turn, At the shul, chap, chap, chap, chap, When you see the shliach swaying, you ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
At The Shul (Let’s Go To The Shul)
At The Shul (Let’s Go to the Shul) Parody of At The Hop – Bill Haley and the Comets You can daven you can learn, you can shuckle you can turn, At the shul, chap, chap, chap, chap, When you see the shliach swaying, you ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Avraham
Avraham Yitzchak Yaakov and Moshe (John Jacob Jingleheimer) Avraham,Yitzchak,Yaakov and Moshe, Aaron, Yosef, David, One of them we invite, every Succot night, this is the seder Ushpizin.
May 09, 2018
Ayin Tova
Aih-Zoh He Derech Yisharah Sheh Yidbak Bah Ha’adam Tzu U’re-u Aih-Zoh He Derech Yisharah Sheh Yidbak Bah Ha’adam Ayin Tova, Chaver Tov Shachen Tov, Ha-Roeh Et Ha-Nolad Lev Tov – Zoh He Derech Yi-shara Which is the good way to which a man should adhere? Go forth and ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ayzehu Chacham
Eyzehu Chacham Eyzehu chacham halomed mekol adam Eyzehu gibor hakovesh es yitzro Eyzehu ashir hasameach b’chelko Eyzehu michubad hamichabed es habrios. Who is wise ? He who learns from every person. Who is strong? He who subdues his personal inclination. Who is rich ? He who ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ayzehu Chacham
May 09, 2018
B’yado
Byado B’yado afkeed ruchi b’ace eeshan v’aeerah v’im ruchi giviasi Hashem li v’lo eerah. To him I entrust my spirit when I sleep and when I wake as long as my soul is my body, the lord is with me; I ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Baavur Dovid
May 09, 2018
Baba Sali
9. Baba Sali Parody of Dani California – Red Hot Chili Peppers Written by Lenny Solomon He was born Rosh Hashono 5650 Abba was a Rabbi in a big Morrocan city They learned kabbalah and plenty of gemara Prayer was his power, people came to ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Bag of Wolfson’s Bagels
Bag of Wolfson’s Bagels (Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy – Andrew Sisters) He always went to school in Trumbull at the Jewish Day He had a friendly smile, and had nice things to say One day the teacher of his class Announced “The blessings ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Bang Goes The Grager
Bang Goes the Grager (Pop Goes the Weasel) All around the synagogue, we’re listening for Haman, Sitting very quietly, bang goes the grager . Leah has a big bull horn, a bass drum for Shraga, Listen to the noise they make, bang goes ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Bar Yochai’s World
Bar Yochai’s World Parody of Brown Eyes Girl – Van Morrison To Bnai Brak he did go, he’d learn there each day. Rav Akiva he’d follow, soon Rav Shimon was heard to say, If we do what G-d was asking, a-learning and a-praying, We won’t have to ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Baruch Hagever
Baruch Hagever Baruch Hagever Asher Yiftach Bashem V’Haya Hashem Miftacho. Blessed is the man who trusts in G-d, then G-d will be his security
May 09, 2018
Baruch Hagever
Baruch Hagever / Deuteronomy Baruch Hagever Original Song – Amudei Sheish Boys Choir 1979 Deuteronomy – Parody of Do You Love Me – The Contours – 1962 Baruch Hagever Asher Yiftach Bashem V’Haya Hashem Miftacho. (Blessed is the man who trusts in G-d, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Baruch Hagever Song Download
Baruch Hagever – Jeremiah 17:7 Baruch Hagever Asher Yiftach Bashem V’Haya Hashem Miftacho. Blessed is the man who trusts in G-d, then G-d will be his security
May 09, 2018
Baruch Hashem/ Blessed is God
BLESSED IS G-D Baruch Hashem Bayom, Baruch Hashem Balayla, Baruch Hashem Bishachveinu, Baruch Hashem Bikumeinu, Baruch Hashem yom yom ya’amas lanu, Baruch Hashem Bayom, Blessed is G-d in the daytime. Blessed is G-d in the night, Blessed is G-d when you go to sleep, Blessed is G-d when you ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Baruch Hu
Baruch Hu (Polly Wolly Doodle) When I hear baruch ata Hashem, say baruch Hu baruch Shmo, Many times before amen, say baruch Hu baruch Shmo. Baruch Hu, baruch Hu, baruch Hu baruch Shmo, Blessed is G-d and blessed is his name, say baruch ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Bavel
Bavel Look Around, Here they loot and pillage Olden days go back to Shinar Look Around lots of different people walking up to say Build More Build More Build More Build More Build More There was one nation ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Be Good Be Cool Be Jewish
Be Good, Be Cool, Be Jewish! Original Rap written by Lenny Solomon and Etan G. Twas’the middle of the day or was it dark into the night The moon was full and clear or the sun was shining bright. I had a tet ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Be Good Be Cool Be Jewish Song Download
Be Good, Be Cool, Be Jewish! Original Rap written by Lenny Solomon and Etan G. Twas’the middle of the day or was it dark into the night The moon was full and clear or the sun was shining bright. I had a tet ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Bedikat Chametz Song
Bedikat Chametz Song (Oh Where Oh Where) Oh where oh where has my chametz gone oh where oh where can it be, My Ima has cleaned so carefully, oh where oh where can it be. Oh where oh where has my chametz ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Bein Adam Lechavero
Bein Adam Lechavero I see a friend on the street, I make sure that I smile If my neighbor needs my help I do it all the while Chorus: Ha ha ha ho ho bein adam lechavero Ha ha ha he he I ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Believe (Extended Version)
May 09, 2018
Believe (Radio Edit)
May 09, 2018
Bench – Song Download
Bench Parody of Jump – Van Halen Well I get full, when I eat all this food And there’s a rule, and you know that it’s good And I know exactly how you feel You Gotta know how how to Bench after every meal. Chorus: ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Benefit of the Doubt
Benefit of the Doubt You’re always accusing you don’t think twice, I hear all your comments and your bad advice, You told me your bark is worse than your bite, You told me you didn’t really want to fight. It’s no excuse for losing ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Between Faith and Redemption
May 09, 2018
BiChol Yom Sheyavo
Bichol Yom SheYavo Ani Maamin Be’emunah Shelaimah Biviyat Hamashiach Vi’af al Pi She’yitmameah im kol zeh achakeh lo Bichol Yom Sheyavo Avinu Malkeinu Choneinu V’aneinu Ki Ein Banu Maasim Aseh Imanu Tzedaka Vachesed Vihoshieinu Bichol Yom Sheyavo Kol Haolam Kulo Gesher Tzar Meod ViHaikar Lo Lifached Klal ViHaikar Lo ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Birthright Anthem – JJ’s Song
Birthright Anthem – JJ’s Song Words and Music by Lenny Solomon We’ve come from all over the world To the land where our ancestors walked We’re here with flags unfurled To live, to share and to talk We believe in community, we pledge solidarity To bond, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Bitah Achishenah
B’itah Achishenah Hakaton Yihiyeh l’elef Vhatzair lgoy Atzum Ani Hashem B’itah Achshenah Zachu Achishenah Lo Zachu B’itah The smallest shall become a thousand and the least a mighty nation; I am the Lord, in its time I will hasten it If we are ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Bless on It/Boogie in the Shul
Bless on It/Boogie In The Shul Parody of Jam on It – Newcleus Adaptation of Boogie in the Butt – Eddie Murphy Boruch Ato Adoshem Elokeinu Melech Haolam Boray Pree Hagofen Bless on it, Yeah Yeah we know we know. Well let me ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Bless on It/Boogie in the Shul – Song Download
Bless on It/Boogie In The Shul Parody of Jam on It – Newcleus Adaptation of Boogie in the Butt – Eddie Murphy Boruch Ato Adoshem Elokeinu Melech Haolam Boray Pree Hagofen Bless on it, Yeah Yeah we know we know. Well let me ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Blues For Temima
May 09, 2018
Bo Yiddley
May 09, 2018
Boee B’Shalom
Bo’ee B’shalom Bo’ee B’shalom Ateres Baalah Gam B’reena U’vitzahalah Toch Emunayh Am Segulah, Bo’ee Kallah Boee Kallah Shabbos Malkisoh Enter in peace, O crown of her husband, Even in gladness and good cheer, Among the faithful of the treasured nation Enter, O bride! Enter, O ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Boee V’Shalom
May 09, 2018
Breishit Again
Breishit Again (Michael Finnigan –Traditional) After Simchat Torah we read Braishit again, Then every Shabbat a new parasha and then, We go through the year and have a big party when, We finish V’zot Habracha and start Breishit again. On Rosh Hashana we start ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Bring Back That Shabbos Feeling
Bring Back That Shabbos Feeling Parody of You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling – Righteous Brothers You open up your eyes as the candles they are lit, The week is over now, and at the table the family sits, Your face is starting to ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Bring Back That Shabbos Feeling
Bring Back That Shabbos Feeling Parody of You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling – Righteous Brothers You open up your eyes as the candles they are lit, The week is over now, and at the table the family sits, Your face is starting to ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Bring Peace
May 09, 2018
Brochos Time
Brochos Time Parody of Step in Time – Mary Poppins Brochos Time, Brochos Time, Boys and Girls It’s Brochos Time. Brochos Time, Brochos Time (2x) Motzee on the challah Hagafen on the wine. Everybody knows it’s Brochos time. Eat an apple: Eat an Apple, Haetz time..Chorus Cinnamon ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Called Michal
I’ll Be Called Michal Parody of You Can Call Me Al – Paul Simon Amanda Rosenstein says I’m about to be Bat Mitzvah now I’m about to be Bat Mitzvah now, teach me some words of Torah No folio of securities, don’t need ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Called Michal
I’ll Be Called Michal Parody of You Can Call Me Al – Paul Simon Amanda Rosenstein says I’m about to be Bat Mitzvah now I’m about to be Bat Mitzvah now, teach me some words of Torah No folio of securities, don’t need ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Can We Feel The Pain
Can We Feel the Pain? Written by Lenny Solomon Chorus: Can we feel the pain, Do we hear the cries As we live our lives, Can we understand Things will never be the same. Do we stop at all, Thinking of their loss Life cannot go on, The way ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Can’t Stop The Praying
5. Can’t Stop the Praying “ Parody of “Can’t Stop The Feeling!” Justin Timberlake I got my Tefillin it’s on my arm My thoughts are heavenly when I put them on I got my tefillin it’s on my head My mind and soul cleave ... READ MORE »
October 14, 2018
Chad Gadya
Chad Gadya (Yellow Submarine- Lennon/McCartney) This song is from the Passover Hagadah. It is the last song sung at the seder! So get out your Haggadot and start practicing for next Pesach!
May 09, 2018
Chag Hasuccot
Chag Hasuccot Chag Hasuccot Taaseh Lecha Shivat Yamim Shivat Yamim Tachog Lashem Elokecha V’hayita Ach Sameach Basuccot Teshvu Shivat Yamim The holiday of Succot you will make seven days Seven days you will celebrate to the Lord our God and you will be happy In ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Chamisha Chumshei Torah
Chamisha Chumshei Torah (Yankee Doodle) Braishit, Noach, Lech Lecha, Vayerah, Chayei Sara, Toldot, Vayetzeh, Vayishlach, Vayeshev, Miketz, Vayigash, Vayechi, Chamisha Chumshei Torah are fun for you and me, We’ve finished sefer Braishit now Shmot is next you see. Shmot, Vaera, Bo, Beshalach, Yitro, Mishpatim, Trumah, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Change The World (JJ’s Song)
May 09, 2018
Chanukah Medley
Chanukah Medley Chanukah Chanukah (Levin Kipnis) Chanukah Chanukah chag yafeh kol kach ohr saviv misaviv gil layeled rach Chanukah Chanukah sevivon sov sov sov na sov sov na sov ma na’im ma tov Sevivon Sov Sov Sov (Levin Kipnis) Sevivon sov sov sov Chanukah ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Chanukah Night’s Alright For Lighting
May 09, 2018
Choices
Choices (Music written by Ethan Bill, Lyrics written by Lenny Solomon) I can blame everyone For everything for every deed I can flame – hit and run When I’m denied any need But when I look back at the things I did or did not ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Cholent Street
Cholent Street Written by Lenny Solomon Oh Mrs. Rosenberg is always giving Tzedakah, Rabbi Davis gives a shiur from two to three Yanky’s teaching little Shira to say a Bracha, Before she eats her Ice Cream Cone you see. No one says anything ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Choni Hamagil Song Download
Choni Hamagil Parody of My Girl – The Temptations They had sunshine wouldn’t go away They had found a great Tzadik and asked him to pray. He wouldn’t budge from his sphere. Until it rained enough for the year Chorus:He was Magil.. Choni Hamagil Choni saw ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Clear The Air
Clear the Air Written by Lenny Solomon Clear the Air and everything will be all right Clear the Air and the day will be shining bright. Clear the Air Good Midot will be back again Clear the Air And everyone will be friends Chorus:We have ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Closing Theme
Kosher Police Theme Written by Lenny Solomon Whenever there’s a job that needs to get done. Whenever there’s a problem that needs to be solved. There are two men who can lend a hand. They can save the day and make us understand. The Kosher ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Come Home
Come Home (Original Music and Lyrics by L. Solomon) Your morning papers on the outside stoop Like it is every single day Every morning you come down stairs You drink your coffee while the sky is still gray. Start with the sports did your ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Come Round He’s Makin’ A Boat
Come ‘Round He’s Makin A Boat Parody of Sit Down You’re Rockin the Boat – Guys and Dolls We will now hear testimony from uhh Brother Righteous-Righteous Noah (Lots of stirring and talking) Brother Righteous-Righteous Noah C’mon get up you Well it a wasn’t ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Come Seder With Us
Come Seder With Us – Consider Yourself (Oliver) Come seder with us at home. Come seder with us here with the family The maror will be – so strong No fear Cha-roset will dip along Come seder with us – mi-soo-bin Come lean to the ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Cries of our Children
Cries of our Children Listen to the cries of our children, Questioning the ways of our people, Priorites reversed amid confusion, Values hidden in a false society. Chorus:If you’d listen for the cries of our children, From a distance you might hear them say, Before your ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Crunchy Munchy Latkes
Crunchy Munchy Latkes Chanukah comes 8 days a year a time of fun and a time of cheer We light the menorah every night and you know we feel just right The dreidels and the doughnuts makes us feel so good But the ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Cycles
Cycle Written by Lenny Solomon In the beginning a few had said come on let’s build a shul. It was 1924 in Richmond Hill. Many people started moving into the neighborhood. And soon the Synagogue began to fill. Word had spread about the shul that ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Davar
Davar Halamed Davar Halamed may-in-yano v’davar halomed mesofo, v’chayn shnay ksuvim hamachishim zeh et zeh. Ad sheyavoh hakasuv hashlishi v’yachria bay-nay-hem. A dubious word or passage is explained from it’s context or from a subsequent expression. Similarly if 2 biblical passages ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
David Went Up to Goliath
David went up to Goliath Parody of Devil Went Down to Georgia – Charlie Daniels Band David went up to Goliath who was dressed in an armor of steel, None of our kind would fight the Philistine who was looking for King Saul ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Directions
May 09, 2018
Do You Know the Matzah Man
Do You Know The Matzah Man ? (Do You Know the Muffin Man) Do you know the matzah man, the matzah man, the matzah man? Do you know the matzah man who lives on Shmurah Lane? Yes we know the matzah man, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Do You Know Your Hebrew Name
Do you know your Hebrew Name Parody of Their Ain’t nothin like a Dame – South Pacific We’ve got Shmuel we’ve got Dan , We’ve got Malka and Shani We’ve got Nachum and Shoshana we’ve got Pinchas and Dasi We’ve got Talia, Shaul and Shlomi ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Dodi Li
Dodi Li Hanitzanim niru ba-aretz, ays hazamir hegiyah, V’kol hator nishma, b’ artzeinu Dodi li vaani lo haroeh bashoshanim The righteous blossoms are seen in the land, the time of Your song has arrived, and the voice of Your guide is heard in the land. My ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Dogtag
May 09, 2018
Don’t Forget To Bench
Don’t Forget to Bench Well now you’ve eaten (now you’ve eaten), you’ve eaten all the food And it tasted, (yes it tasted) it tasted oh so good And now it’s time (now it’s time) yes it’s time (yes it’s time) It’s time to ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Dor Is Years Song Download
6. Dor is Years – Do – Re – Mi (The Sound of Music) Lihatchil means start at the beginning Tov mi-od is a very good start Likro means to read so naturally Lashir means to sing a melody Now let’s see if you ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Dror Yikra (mso mix)
May 09, 2018
Dror Yikra (yntl mix)
May 09, 2018
Dust in the Wind – Shlockapella
Dust In The Wind – Kansas – 1977 Performed by Joey Friedman and Lenny Solomon I close my eyes only for a moment, and the moment’s gone All my dreams pass before my eyes, a curiosity Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Echad Hamarbeh
Echad Hamarbeh Written by David Honig Echad Hamarbeh, V’echad Hamam-it u’bilvad sheyichaven libo Lashamayim. Whether one partakes a little or a lot, As long as his heart’s intent is to serve heaven.
May 09, 2018
Eileh Varechev – Song Download
Ayleh VaRechev Ayleh vorechev v’ayleh vasusim va-anachnu b’shame HaShem nazkir Haym-Akaru v-nafalu v’anachnu kamnu v’nisodad, Laminatzeach Mizmor L’David B’shame HaShem Nazkir. Some with chariots and some with horses but we in the name of G-d we call out. They slumped and fell but we ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ein Adir
Ein Adir Ein Adir Kadonai Vein Baruch Kven Amram Ein Gedola KaTorah Vein Dorsah KiYisrael Mipi El Mipi El Yevorach Kol Yisrael Ein Hadur Kadonai Vein Vatik Kven Amram Ein Zakaah KaTorah Vein Chomdah KiYisrael Mipi El Mipi El Yevorach Kol Yisrael Ein Tahor Kadonai Vein ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ein Adir Mizrachi
Ein Adir Ein Adir Kadonai Vein Baruch Kven Amram Ein Gedola KaTorah Vein Dorsah KiYisrael Mipi El Mipi El Yevorach Kol Yisrael Ein Hadur Kadonai Vein Vatik Kven Amram Ein Zakaah KaTorah Vein Chomdah KiYisrael Mipi El Mipi El Yevorach Kol Yisrael Ein Tahor Kadonai Vein ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ein Kelokeinu
15. אֵין כֵּאלֹהֵינוּ אֵין כֵּאלֹהֵינוּ אֵין כַּאדוֹנֵנוּ אֵין כְּמַלְכֵּנוּ אֵין כְּמוֹשִׁיעֵנוּ מִי כֵאלֹהֵינוּ מִי כַאדוֹנֵנוּ מִי כְמַלְכֵּנוּ מִי כְמוֹשִׁיעֵנוּ נוֹדֶה לֵאלֹהֵינוּ נוֹדֶה לַאדוֹנֵנוּ נוֹדֶה לְמַלְכֵּנוּ נוֹדֶה לְמוֹשִׁיעֵנוּ בָּרוּךְ אֱלֹהֵינוּ בָּרוּךְ אֲדוֹנֵנוּ בָּרוּךְ מַלְכֵּנוּ בָּרוּךְ מוֹשִׁיעֵנוּ אַתָּה הוּא אֱלֹהֵינוּ אַתָּה הוּא אֲדוֹנֵנוּ אַתָּה הוּא מַלְכֵּנוּ ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Eishet Chayil
. אשת חיל אֵשֶׁת חַיִל מִי יִמְצָא. וְרָחק מִפְּנִינִים מִכְרָהּ: בָּטַח בָּהּ לֵב בַּעְלָהּ. וְשָׁלָל לא יֶחְסָר: גְּמָלַתְהוּ טוב וְלא רָע. כּל יְמֵי חַיֶּיהָ: דָּרְשָׁה צֶמֶר וּפִשְׁתִּים. וַתַּעַשׂ בְּחֵפֶץ כַּפֶּיהָ: הָיְתָה כָּאֳנִיּות סוחֵר. מִמֶּרְחָק תָּבִיא לַחְמָהּ: וַתָּקָם בְּעוד לַיְלָה. וַתִּתֵּן טֶרֶף ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Elevate
May 09, 2018
Eliyahu – Song Download
Eliyahu Written by David Honig Eliyahu Hanavi Bimhayra Yavoh Ay-lainu Im Moshiach Ben David. Elijah the Prophet should come quickly to us with the Messiah, son of David.
May 09, 2018
Eliyahu Hanavi
Eliyahu Hanavi Original song written by Lenny Solomon and the Bros – 1983 Chorus: Eliyahu Hanavi, Eliyahu Hanavi Eliyahu, Eliyahu, Eliyahu Hanavi Eliyahu, Eliyahu Hanavi I saw Eliyahu walking down the street I said there’s a guy that I wanna meet. I asked him how ya ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Eliyahu Hanavi Song Download
Eliyahu Hanavi Music and Lyrics by Lenny Solomon and the Bros Chorus: Eliyahu Hanavi I saw Eliyahu walking down the street, I said there’s a guy that I wanna meet. I asked him how ya doin said i’m doing ok, and I’m here ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Elokai
Elokai Neshomo Elokai Neshomo shenosatta be tehorah he Ato Voroso Ato Yotzarta, Ato Nofachta be Vato Mshamroh B’kirbee Vato asid litlah memeni Ulhachazirah bi le’asid lavo Kol Zman shehaneshomo bkirbee Modeh ani lefonecha hashem elokai velokay avosai ribon kol haolamim adon kol haneshamos. (Baruch Ato Hashem) Hamachazir ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Elokai N’tzor
May 09, 2018
Elu V’Elu
Elu V’Elu (Translation) Two friends have a disagreement There is a misunderstanding and they are not talking Everyone’s yelling but it’s still possible There’s a chance to make things right The whole picture we do not see It’s a little complex when all are screaming This ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Emunah – Song Download
Emunah They broke through in ’48 paving the way for us all, Taking the land making a state, freedom was their call. But they knew they were a link in the chain, This was more than just winning a war, They were holding on ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Energiah
Energy (Instrumental)
May 09, 2018
Eretz Yisrael
Eretz Yisrael (Do Your Ears Hang Low) Eretz Yisrael is the place where we will go, It’s the land of milk and honey and the Kotel don’t you know. We will pray real hard and do Hashem’s mitzvot, Eretz Yisrael Eretz Yisrael is ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Eretz Yisrael Sheli
Eretz Yisrael Shelli (Datya ben Dor) Eretz Yisrael sheli yafa v’gam porachat mi bana u’mi nata kulanu beyachad Ani baniti bayit b’Eretz Yisrael az yesh lanu eretz v’yesh lanu bayit B’Eretz Yisrael Eretz Yisrael sheli yafa v’gam porachat mi bana u’mi nata kulanu ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Eretz Zavat Chalav
Eretz Zavat Chalav Eretz zavat chalav (ooh aah) chalav u’dvash The land of milk and honey – the land of Yisrael Is the place to go and we’ll all feel swell So come on now – to visit and live See the sights it ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Esa Einai
Esa Einai Written by Lenny Solomon Esa Einai El Heharim Ma-Ayin yavo Ezri. Ezri Mayim Hashem Oseh Shamayim Vaaretz. I Lift up my eyes to the mountains to see the source of help. My help comes from HaShem maker of heaven and earth.
May 09, 2018
Et Achai Anochi Mivakesh
Et Achai Ahnochi Mivakesh Et Ach-ai ah-noe-chi mi-va-kesh cha-ve-rim kol yis-ra-el vi-no-mar amen She-lo as-anu ki –go-yay ha-ara-tzot v’lo sa-ma-nu ki-mish-pichot Ha-ad-ama She-lo sam chel-kay-nu ka-hem vi-go-ralei-nu ki-chol ha-moe-nam My Brothers do I seek (Vayeshev 37:16) All Israel becoming comrades now let us respond ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Every Bite You Take
Every Bite You Take Parody of Every Breath You Take – The Police Every Bite You Take, Every Steak You Make Every Cake You bake, Every egg you break, We’ll be watching you. Every single day, there’s no other way It’s gotta be Kosher ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Every Bite You Take – Song Download
Every Bite You Take Parody of Every Breath You Take – The Police Every Bite You Take, Every Steak You Make Every Cake You bake, Every egg you break, We’ll be watching you. Every single day, there’s no other way It’s gotta be Kosher ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Every Jew’s Getting on the Flight
Every Jew’s Gettin’ on the Flight Parody of Betty Lou’s Gettin’ Out Tonight – Bob Seger New Lyrics by Lenny Solomon Have you told the Jews Who’s coming around You seen a shepherd cause Elijah’s in town God in His Glory wants to fix ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Every Little Thing We Eat Is Milchig
Every Little Thing We Eat is Milchig – The Kosher Police Parody of Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic – Police – 1981 So many people came and told me Eating meat on Yom Tov’s an important part But when Shavuot has ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Everybody Say Amen
Everybody Say Amen Chorus: Everybody say amen (amen) In the morning when we’re at the shul – everybody say amen We try to pray we know the rules – everybody say amen When the chazan sings the tefilla – everybody say amen We answer ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Everyone I Meet
Everyone I Meet (Original) Everyone I meet gets a smile from me A smile from me, is the key, Everyone I meet gets a smile from me ‘Cause that’s the only way to be. B’sever Panim Yafot is how I will greet you. B’sever Panim ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Eyes of Heaven
May 09, 2018
Ezra and Nechemiah
Ezra and Nechemiah (Sidewalks of New York – Chas. B. Lawlor and James W. Blake) Ezra and Nechemiah returned to Israel town Rebuilt the Second Temple after the first one had burned down. From Bavel they had traveled to the Jews they ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Fast Days of the Year
The Fast Days of the Year I Saw Her Standing There – The Beatles Well it was Tammuz 17, The Greeks broke through the seams, This would begin the three weeks of despair, I’ll never eat any of that food, on the fast days ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Finale – Menchville the Musical
The New Adventures of the Kosher Police Written by Lenny Solomon In Menchville the town where Kosher reigns Each day is never quite the same Adventures Galore with our heroes and more Every minutes filled with fun and Games In Menchville come in and you ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
First Day On The Job (Only Talking)
Dialogue
May 09, 2018
First Shabbos
First Shabbos It’s Friday afternoon and there’s excitement in the air, People rushing all about, all I can do is stare, Is this really happening or is it just a dream, Chaos all around me can this be the routine, It’s my first Shabbos, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
First Step
FIRST STEP Written by Lenny Solomon Gotta take that first step, stand up and be strong, Gotta trust your instinct you know this can’t be wrong, Gotta take that first step gotta learn from history, You’ll solve the mystery so you’ll be able to ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Foundation
May 09, 2018
Free Will
Free Will – Parody of Free Ride – Edgar Winter – 1973 The question is why, which way do we go You’ll have to choose, every day yes or no Now some people here say it’s not in your hands But they mislead, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Friday and Shabbos to the Rescue
Dialogue… Rap Scene Traif Written by Lenny Solomon Dear Mayor,Commisioner, and good old KP Here’s a little message from Dr. I.M.T. You put me away for three long years But don’t worry friends, I have shed no tears. I’ve got a surprise for people of your ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Friend
May 09, 2018
From a Soldier To a Healer
From a Soldier to a Healer Words and Music by Lenny Solomon On a dangerous mission in West Beirut Where no one was expected to survive Buildings falling and snipers firing In ninety seconds he won’t be alive It was out of his hands, he ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
G’melut Chasadim
Gemilut Chasadim Parody of Gimme Some Loving – The Spencer Davis Group Well his temper was a rising as he lay on the floor, Twenty people pushed him getting in the subway door, I helped him up gently, big smiles what I ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Gabbai of the Shul
Gabbai of the Shul Parody of Master of the House – Les’ Miserables Here comes Moshe talk of the town he is the best gabbai around, If you’re a guest, or here for a look, at his behest, you wont be mistook, Kohain ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Gam Ki Eilech
May 09, 2018
Generations
Generations Written by Lenny Solomon and Chaim Katz The lights of Ellis Island grew bigger and brighter Max and his brother stepped on US soil From war torn Poland they arrived in nineteen seventeen Eager to rebuild, fulfill their dreams. The brothers made their ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Generations (Bonus Track)
May 09, 2018
Get Me to the Shul on Time
Get me to the Shul On Time Parody of Get Me to the Church on Time – My Fair Lady I’ve got a minyan in the morning, set my alarm for half past five Throw me in the shower even at this ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Get The Feeling
Get The Feeling Music by Lenny Solomon and Mo Shapiro Lyrics by Lenny Solomon and Shmuel Laser It’s been a long long time, we yearn for him to come, It’s been a long long wait,we pray for him each day, After two thousand years, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Get The Feeling
May 09, 2018
Give a Tenth
GIVE A TENTH You make your money so very well. It’s time to share it we think it’s swell, That you’ve decided,decided to give. Give a Tenth….. We’ve got a Tzedaka it helps the poor, This ones for fixing the synagogue door, Here’s one supporting all ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Go Down Moses
Go Down Moses Traditional When Israel was in Egypt land…let my people go. Oppressed so hard they could not stand…let my people go. Go down Moses, way down to Egypt land, Tell old Pharoah…let my people go. Thus spoke the Lord, but Moses said… let my ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Go To Shul Download
Go to Shul Parody of Don’t be Cruel – Elvis Presley Shabbos morning I can’t be found sleeping late at home. A knock comes at my door and I here my fathers tone. Go to Shul, Minyan starts real soon. Y’see I’ve got this ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
God Sent Us Email
God Sent Us Email (Original Music and Lyrics L. Solomon/D. Salkin/A. Krasna) Logged on to email just the other day Had the craziest thing in my inbox I just gotta say I looked at this email the delete I went to ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
God’s Hand is Complete
God’s Hand Is Complete – You Can’t Stop The Beat (Hairspray) God he spoke to Avraham leave this place ‘cause it’s My will You might want to know the reasons, but for now you must fulfill Count the stars, or the sands ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Good Midot
Good Midot Written by Lenny Solomon When things don’t go our way it must be kept in perspective. When we’re not the winners it’s not always bad, When the puzzle does not fit there’s another objective You have to smile and tell the winner ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Good Midot in Menchville Again
Good Midot in Menchville Again Written by Lenny Solomon I feel like doing Mitzvot, I feel like making Brachot I feel like learning Torah, What’s coming over me? I feel like doing good deeds, and helping everyones’s needs I feel like being nice now ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Good Name
Good Name Well you have a million dollars and you have a new car, You just bought a house with twenty five rooms, A product of the Ivy with the highest I.Q., You can fake it when you don’t have a clue. Your blessed ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Goofin’ Around
May 09, 2018
Grapewine
On Shabbos, We Drink Grape Wine Parody of Heard It Through The Grapevine – M. Gaye I guess that you already knew, that G-d rested on the seventh too, Now every Saturday from days of yore, we stop working from the night before, You shouldn’t ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Guidebook
May 09, 2018
Haazina
May 09, 2018
Hachnassat Orchim
Hachnasat Orchim (Viva L’Amour) A friend called me up just the other day hachnasat orchim. You know for Shabbat he is coming hooray hachnassat orchim. Chorus: It’s a mitzvah when guests come to stay, Avraham, he showed the way. I can’t wait to ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Hakol Kol Yaakov
Hakol Kol Yaakov (See See Oh Playmate – Traditional) Esav was hunting, he came back for a bite, Yaakov was cooking lentils that smelt just right, Esav said sell me the food that I adore, You’ll be the first born forever more. Yitzchak was ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Hallelu
Hallelu (Traditional) Hallelu hallelu hallelu halellu hodu Lashem Hodu Lashem haleluhu
May 09, 2018
Hallelu
Hallelu Halelu Et Hashem Kol Goyim Shabechuhu Kol Ha-umim Ki Gavar Aleinu Chasdo Ve’emet Hashem Liolam Halelukah
May 09, 2018
Hands of Peace
Hands of Peace Original music and lyrics by Mo Shapiro We all are tied to preconceived notions, About what has always been and what is meant to be. But if we open our minds and dedicate our hearts, We’ll join together as one, in solidarity. Chorus: ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Hashem is One
Hashem is One Parody of Still the One – Orleans We’ve been a nation since Abraham He was thrown in the fire, when he took a stand. He told Nimrod no, there’ll be no more tears. G-d is the one, I will follow all ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Hashem is One Song Download
Hashem is One Parody of Still the One – Orleans We’ve been a nation since Abraham He was thrown in the fire, when he took a stand. He told Nimrod no, there’ll be no more tears. G-d is the one, I will follow all ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Hashem Melech
May 09, 2018
Hava Na Wha?
May 09, 2018
Havdalah
Havdalah Parody of Obladi – The Beatles JJ finishes Maariv in the shul tonite Walks home just as fast as he can go Kraz man gets the wine and spices from there place And then I light the candle and we see it glow. Chorus: ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Havdalah – Hinay Kel
21. הִנֵּה אֵל יְשׁוּעָתִי הִנֵּה אֵל יְשׁוּעָתִי אֶבְטַח וְלא אֶפְחָד: כִּי עָזִּי וְזִמְרָת יָהּ ה’. וַיְהִי לִי לִישׁוּעָה: וּשְׁאַבְתֶּם מַיִם בְּשָׂשׂון. מִמַּעַיְנֵי הַיְשׁוּעָה: לַה’ הַיְשׁוּעָה. עַל עַמְּךָ בִרְכָתֶךָ סֶּלָה: ה’ צְבָאות עִמָּנוּ. מִשְׂגָּב לָנוּ אֱלהֵי יַעֲקב סֶלָה: ה’ צְבָאות. אַשְׁרֵי אָדָם ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Havdalah Song Download
Havdalah Parody of Obladi – The Beatles JJ finishes Maariv in the shul tonite Walks home just as fast as he can go Kraz man gets the wine and spices from there place And then I light the candle and we see it glow. Chorus: ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Havdallah
Havdalah Havdalah Havdalah Every week when Shabbat ends, it’s time to begin the week again We make a blessing on the wine, the spices and flame oh so fine Havdalah Havdalah Havdalah means we separate, the new week is here and we can state Shabbat ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Have You Ever
Have You Ever? (Have You Ever Seen a Lassie) Have you ever made havdalah, havdalah, havdalah? Have you ever seen made havdalah on Motzai Shabbat? There’s wine and there’s spices, the candles the nicest, Have you ever made havdalah, on Motzai Shabbat? Have you ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
He Brought the Light
He Brought The Light (Parody of December 63/ Oh What A Night) He brought the light living in the 18th century The Ukraine is where he grew to be The father of Chasidic light He brought the light at 36 is when he gained ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
He’s A Zaidy – Download
He’s A Zaidy My name is Zeidy Laibel, Beit Shemesh is my Shtetl So come around the Table, Make sure you bring the Sable All Boychicks and Maidel, Lets all get the Cradle Have some Chicken Soup and Kneidel, Then you will ... READ MORE »
March 12, 2020
Hebrew Hokey Pokey
Hebrew Hokey Pokey Yad yamin bifnim, yad yamin bachutz, yad yamin bifnim, uminaarim otah haytayv, Osim ’Tahokey pokey u mistovivim, zot haTorah kulah. Yad smol, regel yamin, regel smol, harosh, haguf.
May 09, 2018
Hello Mohel
Hello Mohel, Hello Kvater Parody of Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh – Allan Sherman Hello Mohel, Hello Kvater, Wheres the Sondak, Please don’t bother Cause the Father’s busy fainting and the mother of the baby needs restraining Called the bris for around 8:50 Rabbi ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Help Me Rambam
Help Me Rambam Parody of Help me Rhonda – Beachboys Well they lived in many towns from Cordova to a place called Fez, Headed for the holy land but they settled in Cairo instead. Rambam would write so fine, Had a knowledge that was devine, You know ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Help Me Rambam
Help Me Rambam Parody of Help me Rhonda – Beachboys Well they lived in many towns from Cordova to a place called Fez, Headed for the holy land but they settled in Cairo instead. Rambam would write so fine, Had a knowledge that was devine, You know ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Here We Go
Here We Go (Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush) Chorus:Here we go round the shul today, the shul today, the shul today, Here we go round the shul today, on Simchat Torah. This is the way we dance and sing, dance ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Here With Me
May 09, 2018
Hey Brother
Hey Brother Parody of Hey Brother (Avici) Written by Dany Tyminski, Arash Poumouri, Vincent Pontare, and three more Hey brother there’s a heritage to rediscover Hey sister, it’s a tree of life its path is sweeter Oh, when the world is breaking ... READ MORE »
March 25, 2019
High Holy Days – Song Download
Holy Days Parody of Glory Days – Bruce Springsteen Knew a boy he was a big baseball fan, back in high school. He used to follow every player’s batting average, he knew each stat, Boy he was cool, yeah. Then one ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Himnon Orot
Himnon Orot (Words by Hamorah Chaya Schnitzer And a group of girls from Orot Banot) Ohr Oh-rot Ara-chim Vi-Chinuch Oh-rot Simcha Vi-Chiyuch Dar-keinu, He Derech HaOr Al Digleinu Zeh Ha-Mizmor Zu Mesima ViHavaya BiDerech Sefarav Shel Haraayah Derech Hashem, BiShaalei Torah Tziyonut ViTahara Al Sefateinu Techina Zakeinu Litrom Lamedinah BiHafatzat Ohr ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Hinach Yafah
May 09, 2018
Hinay Lo Yanum
Hinay Lo Yanum Hinay lo yanum v’lo yeeshan shomer yisroel Hashem shomrecha Hashem tzilcha al yad yeminecha Hashem yishmor tzaischa u’voecha may-ata v’ad olam. Behold He neither slumbers nor sleeps – the Guardian of Israel. G-d is your Guardian; Hashem is your shade at ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Hinay Lo Yanum
Hinay Lo Yanum Hinay lo yanum v’lo yeeshan shomer yisroel Hashem shomrecha Hashem tzilcha al yad yeminecha Hashem yishmor tzaischa u’voecha may-ata v’ad olam. Behold He neither slumbers nor sleeps – the Guardian of Israel. G-d is your Guardian; Hashem is your shade at ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Hinay Mah Tov – Derech Haor
Hinay Mah Tov, U Manaim Shevet Achim Gam Yachad How good and pleasant it is when Our brothers live together in harmony
May 09, 2018
Hinay Matov
Hinay Matov Hinay Matov Umanayim Shevet Achim gam Yachad. How good and pleasant it is When our brothers live together in peace and harmony.
May 09, 2018
Hod ViHadar Song Download
Hod ViHadar Hod Vihadar Lefanav Oz Vichedva Bimkomo Havu Lashem Mishpichot Amim Havu Lashem Kavod Va’Oz Yiram Hayam U’mlo’oh Yaaloz Hasadeh Vichol Asher Bo Hod ViHadar (English) Glory and Majesty are before Him, might are in His place. Render to Hashem, oh families of the ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Honor Your Parents
HONOR YOUR PARENTS When your misbehaving,night and day. When your folks say your turning their hair gray. Ya’ betta listen – to what we say. When your breaking your parents every rule. When your playing hookey,and skipping school. Ya’ betta listen – dont be a ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
How Much Longer
How Much Longer Original Written by Sam Glaser, Mo Shapiro, Lenny Solomon Chorus: How much longer ‘til freedom comes? How much longer ‘til the day is done? How much longer ‘til we agree? Our brother is in shackles in the Land of the Free. He ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Humentashen Song Download
Humentashen Parody of Satisfaction – Rolling Stones I can’t get no Humentashen They’ve run out they’re sold out There’s not one, in the town I can’t get no, I can’t get no. I was driving in my car, when I, saw my ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
I Am Director Of The JCC
I am Director of the JCC – I am the Captain of the Queens Navy I learnt from my dad to sing a ton From Anim Zemirot to Adon Olam I went to Minyan and came back for more And I picked up all ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
I Got my Shabbos
I Got My Shabbos (Original Music and Lyrics by L. Solomon) The candles they always burn so bright on Friday Night The smell of challah is always right on Friday Night And when we’re here and we’re all dressed up My father picks ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
I Got My Shabbos – Shlockapella
I Got My Shabbos Original song written by Lenny Solomon – 2001 The candles they always burn so bright on Friday Night The smell of challah is always right on Friday Night And when we’re here and we’re all dressed up My father picks ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
I Keep Kosher
I Keep Kosher I went to the store and what did I find On the food I could see a kosher sign ‘Cause I only eat kosher ‘cause that’s the only way The Torah tells us every single day Oh I eat kosher; yeah ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
I Love My Shabbat
I Love My Shabbat (You are my Sunshine – Jimmy Davis and Charles Mitchell) I love my Shabbat my special Shabbat it comes each week for every Jew A day of rest and a day of family oh you know Shabbat ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
I make a Brocho
I Make a Bracha (I Like the Mountains) I make a bracha, I kiss the mezuzah, I give tzedakah, I learn the Torah, I say Baruch Hashem every single day, Baruch Hashem Baruch Hashem Baruch Hashem Baruch Hashem.
May 09, 2018
I Remember, I Recall
May 09, 2018
I’ve Got A Tefillah
I’ve Got A Tefillah – Parody of I’ve Got a Feeling Black Eyed Peas – 2009 Chorus I’ve got a Tefillah that this year’s gonna be a sweet year That this year’s gonna be a sweet year That this year’s gonna be a ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
If You Wanna Be A Mench
If You Wanna Be A Mench Parody of If I only Had a Brain – The Wizard of Oz Learn the brochos when your little, Dvar Torah in the middle, And don’t forget to bench. Listen to your mother, and be nice to ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
If You’re Proud
If Your Proud to be A Jew (If You’re Happy and You Know It) If your proud to be a Jew clap your hands, If your proud to be a Jew tell all your friends too, If your proud to be a ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Im Eshkachaych
Im Eshkachaych Im eshkachaych Yerushalayim tish-kach ye-meeni Tidbak l’shoni licheekie, im lo ezkeraychi, Im lo aaleh es Yerushalayim, al rosh simchasi If I forget you, O Jerusalem, let my right hand forget it’s skill. Let my tounge adhere to my palate if I fail ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Im Yirtzeh Hashem By Dear
11. M’yirtzah Hashem By Dear Written by Lenny Solomon My Brother got engaged just the other day, I used to think it’s great but now I guess it’s just OK. You see the troubles all began, and I remember it real clear When Mr. ... READ MORE »
March 25, 2019
Ima Lights
Ima Lights (Twinkle Twinkle) Yom rishon, avodah, yom sheni, avodah, yom shlishi, avoda, avoda. Ima lights on Friday night, Shabbat candles oh so bright. Yom Shabbat means menucha, nobody does melacha. Make kiddush and have challot,shabbat osim harbeh mitzvot. Yom riviyi, avodah,yom chamishi, avodah, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Into the Sea
INTO THE SEA Parody of Under the Sea – Little Mermaid Pharoh listen to me, the Egyptian world, it’s a mess. Life in the desert is better than anything you’ve got here. You see we don’t want to be here there’s ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Into the Sea Download
INTO THE SEA Parody of Under the Sea – Little Mermaid Pharoh listen to me, the Egyptian world, it’s a mess. Life in the desert is better than anything you’ve got here. You see we don’t want to be here there’s ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Israel Rap
Israel Rap (Original) Written by Lenny Solomon Well boys and girls we’re here again To do a little rap for you and all your friends After all what’s an album without a rap So get up from your nap and get out your map. Last ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Israel’s Song
This is a Nigun. Just a melody. There are no words to this song.
May 09, 2018
It’s Chanukah Night ft. Etan G the Jewish Rapper
It’s Chanukah Night Written by Lenny Solomon and Etan G Oh yeah another 8 nights See that Menorah on the window We’re gonna light it up tonight See that Menorah on the window We’re gonna light it for 8 Nights Whoa, whoa, It’s Chanukah Night It’s Chanukah Night The ... READ MORE »
March 31, 2019
It’s Jewish History
It’s Jewish History It’s Jewish History, it’s Jewish History Come on and learn and see some Jewish History We will go to all the places, seeing many different faces Hear and see what happened to our people Many countries we have been to, that’s ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
It’s Not a Matter of Sight
It’s not a Matter of Sight (Another Saturday Night – 1963) New Lyrics Rabbi Jeff Frances/L. Solomon Chorus: It’s not a matter of sight cause God ain’t got no body You can not see him like the world He made You can’t miss ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
It’s Our Light/Restrictions
It’s Our Light / Restrictions – Glee – It’s My Life / Confessions All that they saw was some broken vials No oil was pure and the place defiled Judah Macabee said you can’t keep us down If you are for God why ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
It’s Time
It’s Time Written by Lenny Solomon It’s time to do our thing. With a little ping. It’s time to cause a ruckus in the square. It’s time to instigate, with a little hate It’s time to let the people know we’re here. The Anti Midot ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ivrit Zeh Bishvilli
Ivrit Zeh Bishvili (Looby Loo) Chorus: Ivrit zeh bishvili, ivrit zeh bishvileich, Ivrit zeh bisvhili, kol yom vaz neileich. Yad yamin bifnim, yad yamin bachutz, Tisovivu tisovivu v’az natchil larutz…..chorus. Yad smol bifnim, yad smol bachutz, Tisovivu tisovivu v’az natchil larutz….chorus Regel yamin bifnim, regel yamin ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Jericho
Jericho Parody of Thunder Road – Bruce Springsteen Sponsored by Ari and Gitty Wertenteil The steel door slammed, and nary a soul came With precision the tribes crossed the river Jordan we were all amazed River stood still so thickly, I’m giving you Jericho ... READ MORE »
October 14, 2018
Jewish Pride – Song Download
Jewish Pride I’ve seen it on the faces of kids all over the world, They’re speaking as members of their Jewish Community, And what they are all saying is very plain to see, They’re sending a message to you and me. Chorus: We’d like ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Jewish Pride Revisited – Song Download
Jewish Pride Revisited Written by Lenny Solomon It’s a different time than it was 20 years ago We’ve made lots of strides in many fields We’re prominent on the internet You could see us on the TV, and hear us on the radio I’m still ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Jewish Talk
13. Jewish Talk – A Shlock Rock Tribute to Uncle Gus Welcome to the Shlock Rock Café This song goes out to the memory of my Uncle Gus Let’s Call it Jewish Talk You say meshigah, I say meshugah, You eat memunah, I ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Jews of the World
Jews of the World Joy to the World – Three Dog Night Yirmiyahu was a Navi, lived during Temple times. Tried to get the people to return to Hashem, But they defied him most of the time. Didn’t listen to the prophet sublime, who ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Jonesin4G
May 09, 2018
Journey
May 09, 2018
October 14, 2018
Judah Maccabee
Judah Maccabee Parody of Shut Up And Dance With Me – Walk the Moon The Greeks came to attack He said all follow me He said God’s got our backs I’m Judah Maccabee This Temple is our destiny They said where’s the oil Get Judah Maccabee It was ... READ MORE »
October 14, 2018
Kah Ribon
. יָהּ רִבּון יָהּ רִבּון עָלַם וְעָלְמַיָּא. אַנְתְּ הוּא מַלְכָּא מֶלֶךְ מַלְכַיָּא. עובַד גְּבוּרְתֵּךְ וְתִמְהַיָּא. שְׁפַר קָדָמָךְ לְהַחֲוַיָּא: יָהּ רִבּון עָלַם וְעָלְמַיָּא. אַנְתְּ הוּא מַלְכָּא מֶלֶךְ מַלְכַיָּא. שְׁבָחִין אֲסַדֵּר צַפְרָא וְרַמְשָׁא. לָךְ אֱלָהָא קַדִּישָׁא דִי בְרָא כָּל נַפְשָׁא. עִירִין קַדִּישִׁין וּבְנֵי אֱנָשָׁא. חֵיוַת בְּרָא וְעופֵי שְׁמַיָּא: יָהּ רִבּון ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Keep on Giving
Chorus: Gotta keep on giving, Gotta open up your hands, Gotta keep on giving, To every woman, every ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Keep on Giving
Keep on Giving People of the world, Let me tell you a little story, We must reach into our pockets every day, And help our fellow brothers and sisters, Who are homeless on the street, Chorus: Gotta keep on giving, Gotta open up your hands, Gotta keep ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Keep on Giving – Shlockapella Song Download
Keep on Giving Original Song written by Lenny Solomon – 1994 Chorus: Gotta keep on giving, Gotta open up your hands, Gotta keep ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Kel Adon – Liverpool
. אֵ-ל אָדון אֵ-ל אָדון עַל כל הַמעֲשִׂים ברוךְ ומְברָךְ בפִי כָל נְשָׁמָה גדְלוֹ וְטוּבוֹ מָלֵא עוֹלָם דעַת וּתְבונָה סוֹבְבִים אוֹתוֹ הַמתְגָאֶה עַל חַיוֹת הַקדֶשׁ וְנֶהְדָר בכָבוֹד עַל הַמרְכבָה זְכוּת ומִישׁוֹר לִפְנֵי כִסְאוֹ חֶסֶד וְרַחֲמִים מָלֵא כְבוֹדוֹ טוֹבִים מְאוֹרוֹת שֶׁברָאָם אֱלוהֵינו יְצָרָם בדַעַת בבִינָה ובְהַשְׂכל כח וגְבורָה נָתַן ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Kel Hahodaos
Kel Hahodaos Kel ha-hoe-da-os ah-don ha-nif-la-os bo-reh kol ha-nish-a-mos ri-bon kol ha-ma-asim Ha-bo-cher b’shi-rei zim-rah melech ya-chid kel ch-ay ha-o-la-mim God of thanksgivings, Master of wonders, Creator of all souls, Master of all deeds, Who chooses musical songs of praise – King, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Kesher Tefillin
Kesher T’fillin Written by Lenny Solomon Kesher T’fillin Hera L’anav Temunas HaShem L’neged Eynav. Rotzeh B’amo Anavim Yifaer yoshev T’hilos bam l’hispaer. He showed the T’fillin knot to the humble one Moshe, A likeness of Hashem before his eyes. He desires His nation ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ki Kel Poel
May 09, 2018
Ki Lekach Tov
Ki Lekach Tov Key le-kach tov na-sa-ti la-chem to-ra-si al ta-azo-vu Etz chaim hee la-ma-cha-zi-kim bah v’som-che-ha m’-u-sh-ar For I have given you a good teaching do not forsake my Torah It is a tree of life for those who grasp it and ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ki Lo
Ki Lo Ki Lo Al Halechem Levado YIchyeh Ha’Adam Ki Al Kol Motzah Pi Hashem Yichyeh Ha’Adam Ki Lo – Not by bread alone does man live, rather by everything That does emanate from the mouth of Heshem does man live.
May 09, 2018
Ki Mitziyon
Ki Mitziyon Ki Mitziyon Teitzay Torah Udvar Hashem Biyerushalayim Baruch Shenatan Torah L’Amo Yisrael Bikdushato For from Zion the Torah will come forth and the word of Hashem from Jerusalem Blessed is He who gave the Torah to His people Israel in His ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ki Vesimcha
May 09, 2018
Ki Visimcha
Ki Visimcha Ki ViSimcha TayTzay U. U’Vishalom Tuvaloon Heharim, ViHagivaot, Yiftzichu, Lifneichem Rina, Vichol Atzei Hasadeh Yimchah – ooh Chaf For in gladness shall you go out and in peace shall you arrive, the mountains and hills will break out in glad song ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ki ViSimcha – Derech Haor
Ki ViSimcha – Isaiah 55:12 Ki ViSimcha Teitzeiyu U’Vi-sha-lom Tu-va-lun Heh-ha-rim (Heh-ha-rim) Vi-Ha-ge-vaot Yif-tzi-chu (Heh-ha-rim) Lif-nai-chem Ri-nah Yif-tzi-chu lif-nai-chem Rinah Vi-Chol At-zei Ha-sa-deh Yim-cha-u Chaf For in Gladness shall you go out and in peace Shall you arrive. The mountains and the hills Will break out before you ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Kibud Av V’Ame
Kibud Av V’ame (Down By The Bay) Kibud av v’ame is what we do we listen to Ima and Aba too, Clean up our room, so Ima will say, Another mitzvah from our Bnai Torah, kibud av v’ame. Kibud av v’ame is what ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Kid With The Lid
May 09, 2018
Kohain Song Download
Kohain Parody of Soul Man – Sam and Dave In temple times, he ran the show, the sacrifices were his to know If you grew food, these were the facts, just two percent, he got as tax. Chorus: He’s the Kohain Got special rules ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Kos
Kos Kos Yeshuos Esa U’vshame HaShem Ekrah. I will lift up a cup of salvation and call out in HaShem’s name.
May 09, 2018
Kosher Cake Song Download
Kosher Cake – Parody of Poker Face – Lady Gaga – 2008 Mum mum mum more I took a stroll went for a slice with extra cheese Fry em’, bake em’, adding raisins, nothing bothers me (I Diet) Just look at the package ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Kotel in the Night – Song Download
Kotel in the Night Parody of Rhythm of the Night – El Debarge When you feel the whole world is on your shoulders and all of the madness has got you going crazy. It’s time to wake up and walk right down ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
KP Live 5762
Shtick between Friday, Shabbos and the creator Lenny Written by the Kraz
May 09, 2018
KP UK
KP UK Original Shtick written by Allen “The Kraz” Krasna – 2015 Theme Music Shabbos – 5th of Sivan – Kosher Police UK Headquarters – Menchville! (light applause) Phone Rings, office noises heard in background) Friday – Kosher Police hotline Friday speaking (audience ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Krias Hatorah Song Download
Krias Hatorah Parody of La Isla Bonita – Madonna Each week we read in the Sedra, divided to seven parts read on Saturday. Young ones start learning their Parsha, it all seems like yesterday my dad did say, “Study the Trup every ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Kum
Kum Kum la-avo-das ha-boreh yis-bar-ach shi-mo His-oh-ri-ri, his-oh-ri-ri ki va orech kumi ori Uri uri shir daberi kvod Hashem o-lai-ich nig-lah Arise for the service of the creator Blessed is his name Wake Up Wake Up for your light has come rise up and ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Kvodo
K’vodo Written by Gershon Veroba K’vodo malay olam m’sharsav shoalim zeh-lazeh. ah yay m’kom K’vodo K’vodo malay olam L’umasam Baruch Yomayru Baruch K’vode HaShem Mimkomo. His glory fills the world. His ministering angels ask one another, Where is the place of His glory? Those facing him say, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
L A T K E
L-A-T-K-E (B-I-N-G-O) We eat a food on Chanukah and Latke is its name-o L-A-T-K-E, and Latke is its name-o.
May 09, 2018
Laasok
Laasok BiDivrei Torah Laasok BiDivrei Sorah, Laasok BiDivrei Torah Torah Tziva Lanu Moshe Morasha Kehilat Yaakov Ma Tovu Ohalecha Yaakov Mishkenosecha Yisrael ViKulam MiKablim, Mikablim Aleichem Ohl Malchut Shamayim Ohl Malchut Shamayim Zeh Me Zeh Involve ourselves in Torah. The Torah that Moses commanded us is ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Laasot
Laasot Laasot Hatov V’Hayashar B’Einei Hashem Teshuvah MeAhava Teshuvah MiYirah Teshuva MeAhava Umiyirat Hashem
May 09, 2018
Lag B’Omer Song
Lag BaOmer Song Chorus: Lag BaOmer – the 33rd day of the omer Lag BaOmer – this is the Lag BaOmer Song Between Chag Pesach and Shavuot there were many troubles or tzarot So on these days we are not happy until we ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Land of My Fathers
Land of My Fathers I sit by my window and what do I behold, But the city of my fathers Jerusalem of gold, Each mountain tells a story each stone a tale unfolds, A legacy of a nation 5000 years old, Yes it’s right ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Lashem
Lashem Lashem haaretz u’mloah tevel v’yoshvei bah Ki hu al yamim yiso-doh v’al neharos yicho-ni-nehah G-d’s is the earth and its fullness, the inhabited land and those who dwell in it. For He founded it upon seas, and established it upon rivers.
May 09, 2018
Leah’s Song And I Will Pray
Leah’s Song – And I will Pray (Lenny Solomon) I’m sitting here sadly, what can I do? I’m supposed to marry Esau, a fate not for me or you He’s rejected Tradition he’s left the Jewish Way I don’t want a life with ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Learning Dance Song Download
Learning Dance Parody of The Safety Dance – Men Without Hats You can learn if you want to you can bring your friends along Cause if your friends learn and when your friends learn you know you’ll feel real strong. You can Learn ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Learning is Good
Learning is Good Parody of Johnny B. Goode – Chuck Berry Way down in old Kew Gardens that’s a place in Queens, There lived a little boy named Label S. Green, Joined up with a group, so he could be a star, Now he ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Learning is Good – Single Song Download
Learning is Good Parody of Johnny B. Goode – Chuck Berry Way down in old Kew Gardens that’s a place in Queens, There lived a little boy named Label S. Green, Joined up with a group, so he could be a star, Now he ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Learning to Dance the Hora
Learning to Dance the Hora (Parody of Livin’ La Vida Loca) New Lyrics L. Solomon He’s into his religion Black hat and prayer shawls ‘Til now he’s had no rhythm On the dance floor watch him fall She had a revelation Lights wicks on Friday night But ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Leaving the USSR Download
Leaving the USSR Parody of Back in the USSR – The Beatles Fly me to Ben Gurion ASAP, Dont want to be here one more night. Got my immigration papers for my family, Took five years what a terrible fight. Chorus: We’re leaving the ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Lecha Dodi
לכה דודי פזמון לְכָה דודִי לִקְרַאת כַּלָּה פְּנֵי שַׁבָּת נְקַבְּלָה שָׁמור וְזָכור בְּדִבּוּר אֶחָד הִשְׁמִיעָנוּ אל הַמְיֻחָד ה’ אֶחָד וּשְׁמו אֶחָד לְשֵׁם וּלְתִפְאֶרֶת וְלִתְהִלָּהּ לְכָה דודִי… לִקְרַאת שַׁבָּת לְכוּ וְנֵלְכָה כִּי הִיא מְקור הַבְּרָכָה מֵראשׁ מִקֶּדֶם נְסוּכָה סוף מַעֲשֶּׁה בְּמַחֲשָׁבָה תְּחִלָּהּ לְכָה ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Lecha Ezbach
May 09, 2018
Lecha Hashem
Lecha Hashem Lecha Hashem Hagedulah Vihagvurah Vihatiferet Vihanetzach Vihahod Ki Kol Bashamayim Uvaaretz
May 09, 2018
Let’s Do A Mitzvah
Let’s do a Mitzvah (One Two Thre Four Five) Let’s do a mitzvah try to have some kavanah, Just help out a friend you will feel real good again. If you do your best, Hashem will cover all the rest, Then you can ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Let’s Learn – Song Download
Let’s Learn Parody of Jailhouse Rock – Elvis Presley Rebbe gave a shiur just the other day People at the shiur came from miles away Rebbe looked around, beard long and grey. There was not a sound and you could hear him say. Let’s ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Limited Perspective
Limited Perspective Written by Lenny Solomon I can’t see the forest just the trees, just the trees, I never know just what’s around the bend. I’m somewhere in the tunnel, and I can see the light, But I don’t know what’s coming up ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Living Legends
Living Legends Written by Lenny Solomon I met a man his name was Ben Tzion, Walkin’ the streets of Jerusalem, For a chocolate danish and a cup of coffee, He’d sit down and tell me his story. In ’47 I was in the ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Lo Lanu
The 10th Track off the album Shira Yetaira Sung by Rabbi Moti Kornfeld Idea to write the song to these words – Marc Tobin Sponsored by The 4 Corners Project לא לנו 10 לֹא לָֽנוּ, יְיָ, לֹא לָֽנוּ, כִּי לְשִׁמְךָ תֵּן ... READ MORE »
October 14, 2018
Lost Souls
Lost Souls I don’t believe in G-d she pointed out to me. And why you pray at all is hard for me to see. When I was in Synagogue the feeling I recall. Every single word I said went into the wall. Or fell ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Luckiest Ones in the World
Luckiest Ones in the World Written by Lenny Solomon On a cold rainy day, he got off a bus, Past cafes and the malls and the people in the shops, And then he walks down the street of Machane Yehudah. He’s the luckiest one ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Lulav
Lulav, Etrog, Hadasim and Aravot (Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes) Lulav Etrog Hadasim and Aravot, Lulav Etrog Hadasim and Aravot Arbah Minim for Succot, Lulav Etrog Hadasim and Aravot.
May 09, 2018
Ma Mufla
Ma Mufla Ma Mufla Ma Mufla Haolam Yihiyeh Ma Mufla Ma Mufla Ma Mufla Ma Mufla Haolam BiHistoriah Lo Meivin Harbeh Biyologiah An’lo Mitmatzeh Lo Makir Kimat Mada Bidyoni Lo Zocher Bichlal Tzarfatit (Rak Yodeah) Rak Yodeah Sheh’ohev Otach V’im At Teehevi Oti Kach Ma Mufla Ma ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ma Tovu
Ma Tovu Ma to-vu o-ha-le-cho Ya-a-kov mish-k’-no-te-cha Yis-ra-e’l ma to-vu o-ha-le-cho Ya-a-kov mish-k’-no-te-cha mish-k’-no-te-cha Yis-ra-e’l Va-a-ni b’-rov chas-de cho a-vo be’-te-cha esh-ta-cha-ve el he’-chal kod-she-cho b’-yir-a-te-cha. How goodly are your tents O Jacob, your habitations O Israel by thy abundant I enter ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ma Yakar
Ma Yakar Ma yakar chasdicha Elokim uvnay adam btzel k’nafecha yechesayun. How precious is thy Kindness O G-d the children of men take refuge in the shadow of Thy Wings.
May 09, 2018
Ma Yakar
May 09, 2018
Makin Hamotzee
Makin’ Hamotzee Original Rap written by Lenny Solomon and Etan G. Chorus: Makin’ Hamotzee (5x) It’s Friday night and I’m back from shul, I smell the food and I start to drool Shalom aleichem has already been said I blessed the children but before we’re ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Makin’ Hamotzie
Makin’ Hamotzee Original Rap written by Lenny Solomon and Etan G. Chorus:Makin’ Hamotzee (5x) It’s Friday night and I’m back from shul, I smell the food and I start to drool Shalom aleichem has already been said I blessed the children but before we’re fed We ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Makin’ Hamotzie (Club Mix)
Makin’ Hamotzee Original Rap written by Lenny Solomon and Etan G. Chorus:Makin’ Hamotzee (5x) It’s Friday night and I’m back from shul, I smell the food and I start to drool Shalom aleichem has already been said I blessed the children but before we’re fed We ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Makin’ The Motzee (Club Mix)
May 09, 2018
Makin’ The Motzee (Live)
May 09, 2018
Making Aliyah Today
Making Aliyah Today Parody of Born in the USA – Bruce Springsteen Gotta call from a man today It was my Rabbi he said move away Go to a place where the land is good Land of milk and Honey and Brotherhood I was Born ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Making Aliyah Today – Song Download
Making Aliyah Today Parody of Born in the USA – Bruce Springsteen Gotta call from a man today It was my Rabbi he said move away Go to a place where the land is good Land of milk and Honey and Brotherhood I was Born ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Making the Minyan Now
Making the Minyan Now Stylization of Bruce Springsteen circa 1973 Lyrics (L.Solomon) At 6:10 AM the alarm goes off and he wakes up and jumps out of bed He goes to the sink and pours water on his hands after modeh ani ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Manual For the Moral Minded
Manual for the Moral Minded Twenty people stalking on the boulevard, Only the innocent will suffer, Rationalizing every situation, Around the world the story just goes on. The outer fringe illuminate the obvious, Everyone else points the finger, They don’t remember all the ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Masaot
This is the 5th Track off the album Shira Yetaira This song is sung by Yitzchak Moshe, Rabbi Moti Kornfeld, Moshe Bell and Lenny Solomon. Avrahom Berk is singing backup. מסעות פזמון: מסעות, מסעות ארבעים ושנים מסעות במדבר עד ארץ ישראל רַעְמְסֵס֙ סֻכֹּֽת אֵתָ֔ם ... READ MORE »
October 14, 2018
Megillah For Sale
Megilah for Sale (Magilla Gorilla Theme- William Hanna and Joseph Barbera) We’ve got a megilah for sale Megilat Esther for sale I just write ‘em so everyone can buy ‘em Megilah for sale. I’m called a sofer, a scribe in English I ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Menchville
The New Adventures of the Kosher Police Written by Lenny Solomon In Menchville the town where Kosher reigns Each day is never quite the same Adventures Galore with our heroes and more Every minutes filled with fun and Games In Menchville come in and you ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Menchville is Mad
Menchville is Mad Written by Lenny Solomon There’s lemon meringue pie all over the floor Latkas and cookies and Pizza and more The windows are filthy there’s fighting everywhere Arguing about nothing but no one seems to care Chorus: Menchville is mad Mad at everyone. Everything ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Menucha ViSimchah
7. מְנוּחָה וְשמְחָה מְנוּחָה וְשמְחָה אור לַיְּהוּדִים יום שַׁבָּתון יום מַחֲמַדִּים. שׁומְרָיו וְזוכְרָיו הֵמָּה מְעִידִים. כִּי לְשִׁשָּׁה כּל בְּרוּאִים וְעומְדִים: שְׁמֵי שָׁמַיִם אֶרֶץ וְיַמִּים. כָּל צְבָא מָרום גְּבוהִים וְרָמִים. תַּנִּין וְאָדָם וְחַיַּת רְאֵמִים. כִּי בְּיָהּ ה’ צוּר עולָמִים: הוּא אֲשֶׁר דִּבֶּר לְעַם סְגֻלָּתו. שָׁמור לְקַדְּשׁו מִבּאו ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Midnight Chulent
May 09, 2018
Mikimi
Mikimi Mi-ki-mi me-a-far dal may-ash-pos ya-rim evyon Li-hoe-shi-vi, im ni-di-vim im ni-di-vei ah-mo He raises the needy from the dust, from the trash heaps he lifts the destitute. To seat them with nobles, with the nobles of his people (Hallel)
May 09, 2018
Minyan Man
Minyan Man I stepped off the bus in Mobile,Alabama The sun was slowly setting on the bay, It was six o’clock on a simmer Friday Afternoon, Shabbos was an hour away. I walked around the town wondering what to do. Cause Shabbos is no time ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Minyan Man – Song Download
Minyan Man I stepped off the bus in Mobile,Alabama The sun was slowly setting on the bay, It was six o’clock on a simmer Friday Afternoon, Shabbos was an hour away. I walked around the town wondering what to do. Cause Shabbos is no time ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Minyan Man ft. the Maccabeats Song Download
Minyan Man Original song written by Victor Shine – 1987 Performed by the Maccabeats and Lenny Solomon I stepped off the bus in Mobile,Alabama The sun was slowly setting on the bay, It was six o’clock on a simmer Friday Afternoon, Shabbos was an hour ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Minyan Man Live 2001
Minyan Man I stepped off the bus in Mobile, Alabama The sun was slowly setting on the bay, It was six o’clock on a simmer Friday Afternoon, Shabbos was an hour away. I walked around the town wondering what to do. Cause Shabbos is no ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Mishenichnos
Mishenichnas (Gotta Jump Down Turn Around) Mishenichnas Adar Marbim B’simcha
May 09, 2018
Mitzvos Today
Mitzvos Today Parody of YMCA – Village People Mitzvos will be done in our Town, I said Mitzvos 613 to be found I said Mitzvos plenty to go around to make everyone so Happy. Mitzvos listen to Shabbos and Moe to do Mitzvos don’t have ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Mizmor L’David
. מִזְמור לְדָוִד. מִזְמור לְדָוִד. ה’ רעִי לא אֶחְסָר: בִּנְאות דֶּשֶׁא יַרְבִּיצֵנִי. עַל מֵי מְנוּחות יְנַהֲלֵנִי: נַפְשִׁי יְשׁובֵב. יַנְחֵנִי בְּמַעְגְּלֵי צֶדֶק לְמַעַן שְׁמו: גַּם כִּי אֵלֵךְ בְּגֵיא צַלְמָוֶת לא אִירָא רָע. כִּי אַתָּה עִמָּדִי. שִׁבְטְךָ וּמִשְׁעַנְתֶּךָ הֵמָּה יְנַחֲמֻנִּי: תַּעֲרךְ לְפָנַי שֻׁלְחָן נֶגֶד צרְרָי. דִּשַׁנְתָּ בַשֶּׁמֶן ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Mizmor Shir
MIZMOR SHIR Mizmor shir l’yom hashabbos, tov li’hodos lashem u’lizamer Li shimcho elyone. A song for the Sabbath day.It is good to thank Hashem and to sing praise to his name.
May 09, 2018
Modeh Ani
Modeh Ani Modeh Ani l’fonecha melech chai v’kayam shehechezarta bi nishmasi b’chemla raba emunasecha. I render thanks to thee, everlasting King who hast restored my soul within me, Thy faithfulness is great.
May 09, 2018
Modeh Ani – Kids
Modeh Ani (Far- na- mee) I love to wake up in my bed and thank Hashem each day, And when I open up my mouth the first words that I say, Chorus:Modeh ani, modeh ani, modeh ani, lefanecha melech chai v’kayam. Go to ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Modeh Ani Now Song Download
Modeh Ani Now Parody of Who Can It Be Now – Men At Work What do we say when we open our eyes. We thank G-d for allowing us to rise. Souls returned been away for the night. Now it’s back and feeling just ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Mussaf Kedusha
. מוסף קדושה נַעֲרִיצְךָ וְנַקְדִּישְׁךָ כְּסוֹד שִׂיחַ שַׂרְפֵי קֹדֶשׁ הַמַּקְדִּישִׁים שִׁמְךָ בַּקֹדֶשׁ כַּכָּתוּב עַל יַד נְבִיאֶךָ וְקָרָא זֶה אֶל זֶה וְאָמַר כְּבוֹדוֹ מָלֵא עוֹלָם כְּבוֹדוֹ מְשָׁרְתָיו שׁוֹאֲלִים זֶה לָזֶה אַיֵּה מְקוֹם כְּבוֹדוֹ לְעֻמָּתָם בָּרוּךְ יֹאמֵרוּ מִמְּקוֹמוֹ הוּא יִפֶן לְעַמּוֹ וְיָחוֹן עַם הַמְיַחֲדִים שְׁמוֹ עֶרֶב וָבוֹקֶר ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Mussaf Kedusha Alternate
. מוסף קדושה שני נַעֲרִיצְךָ וְנַקְדִּישְׁךָ כְּסוֹד שִׂיחַ שַׂרְפֵי קֹדֶשׁ הַמַּקְדִּישִׁים שִׁמְךָ בַּקֹדֶשׁ כַּכָּתוּב עַל יַד נְבִיאֶךָ וְקָרָא זֶה אֶל זֶה וְאָמַר קָדוֹשׁ קָדוֹשׁ קָדוֹשׁ ה’ צְבָאוֹת מְלֹא כָל הָאָרֶץ כְּבוֹדוֹ כְּבוֹדוֹ מָלֵא עוֹלָם כְּבוֹדוֹ מְשָׁרְתָיו שׁוֹאֲלִים זֶה לָזֶה אַיֵּה מְקוֹם כְּבוֹדוֹ מִמְּקוֹמוֹ הוּא יִפֶן ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
My Bekeshe Needs Cleaning
My Bekeshe Needs Cleaning Parody of California Dreaming – Mamas and the Papas All the sleeves are long, and the coat is grey, Got chulent on my shirt, just the other day. It was nice and warm, but I dropped the tray, My bekeshe ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
My Bobbi
My Bobbi (My Bonnie) My Bobbi is also my Savta, My Nana, my Oma, Grandma, Whether it’s Bubba or Granny, They love us wherever they are. Bobbi Bobbi when are you coming to visit me, Bobbi Bobbi please come to visit me. My Zeide is also ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
My First Siddur
My First Siddur (Kookabara) My first siddur is shiny and blue, with words in Hebrew and English too, When I’m in school with my kitah, we all say together the tefilah. My morah in my kitah teaches us the tefilah. My first chumash ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
My Kippa
My Kippa My kippa is velvet and black, from the Bar Mitzvah of cousin Zack, I love my kippa, it looks so nice on me. My kippa is blue and white, got it on Israel night, I love my kippa, it fit’s just ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
My Menorah
My Menorah Parody of La Bamba -Traditional My My My My Menorah Hanerot Halallu Anu Madlikin. Al Hanisim v’al haniflaot v’al Hatshuot V’al Hamilchamot. Sheasita lavoteinu bayamim hahaim Bazman Hazeh. Al Yeday Kohanecha Hakidoshim. My Menorah(4x) V’chol shemonat y’may chanukah. ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
My Menorah Song Download
My Menorah Parody of La Bamba -Traditional My My My My Menorah Hanerot Halallu Anu Madlikin. Al Hanisim v’al haniflaot v’al Hatshuot V’al Hamilchamot. Sheasita lavoteinu bayamim hahaim Bazman Hazeh. Al Yeday Kohanecha Hakidoshim. My Menorah(4x) V’chol shemonat y’may chanukah. ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
My Succah
My Succah (My Aunt Came Back) After Yom Kippur I broke my fast, now my succah could be built at last, So into town down to the store, I bought some wood and much much more, I took my hammer and my ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
My Wife Sara
My Wife Sara (Oh Suzanna by Steven Foster) My Name is Avraham I am a Jew you see I went to Eretz Yisrael ‘cause that’s what Hashem told me, But then there was a famine in the land so I did leave I ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
My Zeide
My Zeide (A Sailor Went to Sea Sea Sea) My Zeide made kiddush for me, washed his hands real carefully, Netilat yadayim was the bracha , made motzee and we ate challah. My Bobbi baked the two challot, taught me to light ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Naomi
Naomi Parody of Brandy – Looking Glass Here’s a report, a family went astray. Elimelech and sons left the Torah way. Wife Naomi watched them pass away, Naomi is alone. And there’s a girl from this Moab Town, She is Ruth follows Naomi around. Said ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Neighborhood Bully
Neighborhood Bully Cover of Song by Bob Dylan Well, the neighborhood bully, he’s just one man His enemies say he’s on their land They got him outnumbered about a million to one He got no place to escape to, no place to run He’s ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Neighbors Yard of Spoken Scenes
Neighbor’s Yard of Spoken Scenes Parody of Boulevard of Broken Dreams – Green Day New Lyrics by Lenny Solomon I’m talking on the phone, telling all what no one should have known Who knows where it goes, but it’s hurting me I talk ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Nekadesh
. נְקַדֵּשׁ נְקַדֵּשׁ אֶת שִׁמְךָ בָּעוֹלָם כְּשֵׁם שֶׁמַּקְדִּישִׁים אוֹתוֹ בִּשְׁמֵי מָרוֹם כַּכָּתוּב עַל יַד נְבִיאֶךָ וְקָרָא זֶה אֶל זֶה וְאָמַר קָדוֹשׁ קָדוֹשׁ קָדוֹשׁ ה’ צְבָאוֹת מְלֹא כָל הָאָרֶץ כְּבוֹדוֹ אָז בְּקוֹל רַעַשׁ גָּדוֹל אַדִּיר וְחָזָק מַשְׁמִיעִים קוֹל מִתְנַשְּׂאִים לְעֻמַּת שְׂרָפִים לְעֻמָּתָם בָּרוּךְ יֹאמֵרוּ ִממְּקוֹמְךָ מַלְכֵּנוּ ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
New Moon – Song Download
New Moon Blue Moon – Marcels New Moon… I saw you standing alone. I saw the light from the start. I loved the way you just shone. New Moon … I knew just what you were there for. you heard me saying a prayer for. Something ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
New Shul – Song Download
10. New Shul – Parody of “New Rules” Dua Lipa Talkin’ in my seat at synagogue with all my neighbors Can’t clear my mind, Can’t clear my mind Tried to daven, prayed out loud, hopin’ for some clarity but not this time, but not ... READ MORE »
March 25, 2019
Nigun 3
Nigun 3 is a melody with no words. Written during the third Sabbath Meal it is often sung to the Shir Hamaalot tune at the Solomon household.
May 09, 2018
Nigun Daniel Bigov Ha’arayot – Nigun of Daniel in the Lions Den
The song is the 7th Track off of Shira Yetaira The song is sung by Rabbi Moti Kornfeld The album is sponsored by The 4 Corners Project This is a melody song. There are no lyrics.
October 14, 2018
Nigun Leviyatan
Song One of the new album Shira Yetaira sponsored by the 4 Corners Project! There are no words in this song. It is a Nigun. A melody.
October 14, 2018
No Limits
No Limits Written by Lenny Solomon Based on a Dvar Torah from Reb Tzadok Hakohen from Lublin Isaac was born when Sara was 90 And Abraham was a century They were the chosen so why’d they have trouble Having children should have been easy Bridge: God ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
No More Bread
No More Bread (Shortening Bread – Traditional) Get out the matzah is what Ima said ‘cause all the days of Pesach there’s no more bread. There’s a lot of cleaning for every Jew then we’ll sit down and have seder too. Chorus: ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Note in the Kotel
Note in the Kotel At the Western Wall in 1983 Stood a man, his face was tired and worn Deep down, concerned about his only son, Who was called to serve his country in South Lebanon, Carefully the man pulled out a piece of ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Now and Then
May 09, 2018
Now I know
May 09, 2018
Od Yeshama
Od Yishama Od Yishama B’oray y’hudah uvchutzos y’rushalayim. Kol soson v’kol simcha, Kol Choson, V’kol Kallah. May there still be heard in the cities of Judea and in the streets of Jerusalem. The sounds of joy and celebration- the voices of bridegroom and ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Officer Yontiff
Officer Yontiff Written by Lenny Solomon Officer Yontiff we’re so glad your here To help us save the day would be oh so very dear. We need to catch Al Chait, so help us set things straight We thank you in advance for helping ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Oh It’s My Succah
Oh It’s My Succah Oh it’s my Succah I love my succah Now for the next seven days that’s where I will stay, in my succah Oh it’s my succah I love my succah, it’s a temporary house And I will walk about ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Oh When The Jews
Oh When the Jews (Oh When the Saints) You got two on the right and two on the left, Oh when the Jews go wash their hands, Say Al Netilat Yadayim, oh when the Jews go wash their hands.
May 09, 2018
Oil in the Jug
Oil in the Jug (Little Brown Jug – Traditional) Years ago there was a man – fought a war as best as he can He was one of the Chashmonaim also known as the Maccabim Chorus: I am Judah Macabee, Oil in ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Old Man Noah
Old Man Noah – Old McDonald Old Man Noah had an ark, Ee -Yi Ee – Yi Oh. And on his ark he had some cows, Ee – Yi Ee- Yi Oh. With a moo moo here and a moo moo there, Here ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Old Time Torah Scroll
May 09, 2018
Old Time Torah Scroll – Song Download
Old Time Torah Scroll Parody of Old Time Rock and Roll – Bob Seeger Just take those old Sefarim off the shelf I want to sit and learn it by myself Today’s novels ain’t got the same soul. I love that old time Torah ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Old Time Torah Scroll Live 2001 – Download
Old Time Torah Scroll Parody of Old Time Rock and Roll – Bob Seeger Just take those old Sefarim off the shelf I want to sit and learn it by myself Today’s novels ain’t got the same soul. I love that old time Torah ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
On Wings of An Eagle
Wings of an Eagle Parody of Fly Like An Eagle – Steve Miller – 1976 Mi-cha-kim (waiting) I keep on waiting, waiting, waiting, where is our leader (2x) I’ll go on wings of an eagle over the sea Wings of an eagle with Eliyahu ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Oogah Oogah Medley
Oogah Oogah Medley Oogah Oogah (Aharon Ashman) Oogah oogah oogah bamaagal nachoogah Nistoveva kol hayom ad asher nimtzah makom Lashevet lakoom lashevet lakoom lashevet velakoom Nad Ned (Chaim Nachman Bialik) Nad ned nad ned red aleh aleh vared Mi lemaalah mi lematah rak ani ani ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Opening Theme – The Kosher Police
Kosher Police Theme Written by Lenny Solomon Whenever there’s a job that needs to get done. Whenever there’s a problem that needs to be solved. There are two men who can lend a hand. They can save the day and make us understand. The Kosher ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Osher V’Osher Song Download
Osher V’Osher (Translation) I was a guest at a party and met a Rabbi in the circle He asked if I was ready to learn Torah I answered yes but first give me a blessing Chorus: And he said happiness and wealth Hashem should ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Our King Saul
Our King Saul Our King Saul was the first king of all, in the Jewish family. David Hamelech or King David you see, beat Goliath easily. Saul and David were anointed by the prophet, known as Shmuel Hanavi. The third king of Israel ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Passed The Test
Passed the Test Parody of S.O.S. – Mama Mia You must go far away and leave your home behind Take everyone with you and see what you will find The angels came down from above he ran and gave them food To honor all ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Peace of Mind
“Peace Of Mind” – Boston – 1976 Now if you’re feelin’ kinda low ’bout the dues you’ve been paying Future’s coming much too slow And you wanna run but somehow you just keep on stayin’ Can’t decide on which way to go Yeah, yeah, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Piha Patcha
Song 2 from the Album Shira Yetaira Sung by Yitzchak Moshe .2 פיה פתחה פִּֽיהָ פָּתְחָה בְחָכְמָה, וְתֽוֹרַת חֶֽסֶד עַל לְשׁוֹנָהּ. צוֹפִיָּה הֲלִיכוֹת בֵּיתָהּ, וְלֶֽחֶם עַצְלוּת לֹא תֹאכֵל. She opens her mouth with wisdom, and the teaching of kindness is on her ... READ MORE »
October 14, 2018
Pitchu Li
This is the 8th track from the Album Shira Yetaira The song is sung by Lenny Solomon The Album is sponsored by The 4 Corners Project פתחו לי פִּתְחוּ לִי שַֽׁעֲרֵי צֶֽדֶק, אָבֹא בָם אוֹדֶה יָהּ. זֶה הַשַּֽׁעַר לַייָ, צַדִּיקִים יָבֹֽאוּ בוֹ. אוֹדְךָ ... READ MORE »
October 14, 2018
Poison Words
Poison Words It was an innocent remark it was easily bought, You had spoken first before you thought. As you hung up the phone, like the twist of a knife, With a stroke of the tongue you had changed someone’s life. An underhanded comment ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Positive Thinking
Positive Thinking When you just don’t have the strength to carry on, When all your possibilities are gone, When your world is crashing down from every side, When your looking for a place to run and hide. Every where you turn you get bad ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Poteach Et Yadecha
May 09, 2018
Prayer For a Leader
Prayer For A Leader Written by Lenny Solomon We need a leader like Moses to help us through these times To tell the world how life is, and how it’s gonna be To eliminate confusion, to spread the word of truth We need a ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Prayer Jumping
Prayer Jumping Parody of Tub Thumping – Chumbawumba We’ll be praying in the morning, in the evening. Chorus: I sit right down and say Kriat Shma, Then I get up and do the Amidah. Kissing Tzitzit today, kissing Tzitzit today Before you go to ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Professor Shnibblestein
Professor Shnibblestein Written by Lenny Solomon Proffesor Shnibblestein can save the day Professor Shnibblestein he is the way Professor Shnibblesein is really grand The professor will lend us a hand Proffesor Shnibblestein is really smart Professor Shnibblestein has a great heart. Professor Shnibblesein will see their plan. The ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Promised Land
Promised Land Parody of Ramblin’ Man – Allman Brothers New Lyrics by Lenny Solomon Chorus: Lord going to the Promised Land It’s where I’m gonna live just give me a helping hand Hashem’s what I believe in just like Abraham I’m going to the Promised ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Psalm 150
May 09, 2018
Purim
Purim (Boom Boom Aint it great to be Crazy) Chorus:Purim and it’s great to be Jewish, Purim and it’s great to be Jewish, Mishloach manot, humentashen too, Purim and it’s great to be Jewish Achashverosh was the man, Queen Vashti didn’t fit ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Purim Medley
Purim Medley Ani Purim (Levine Kapnis) Ani Purim Ani Purim sameach u’mvadeach Halo rak paam bashana avo lehitareach La La La La La La La La La Chag Purim (Levine Kapnis) Chag Purim Chag Purim chag gadol layehudim Masechot raashanim shir verikudim Hava narisha rash rash rash ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Queen
Queen – Parody of Mean -Taylor Swift- 2010 News, that the forks and knives and spoons and vessels that you used were holy Ruse to trick me to eat off of them and the senses made that tempting You would rejoice so ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Rabbi Akiva
May 09, 2018
Rap City For Jews
Rap City For Jews (Music and Lyrics L Solomon and Etan G) Chorus: In the Rhapsody For Jews We will win no one can lose We never sing the blues In the Rap City For Jews Welcome to J Rap City The Rap City For Jews Here ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Rappin Jewish
Rappin Jewish Chorus: Jewish Pride keeps you going strong Makes our people last real long. So don’t ignore what comes from inside, Let it grow cause it’s Jewish Pride. La Die Do I’m a Jew and I think it’s cool, I eat kosher meat, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Rappin Jewish
Rappin Jewish Chorus: Jewish Pride keeps you going strong Makes our people last real long. So don’t ignore what comes from inside, Let it grow cause it’s Jewish Pride. La Die Do I’m a Jew and I think it’s cool, I eat kosher meat, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Rashi
Rashi Parody of Windy – The Association Who was born in France and sent to Yeshiva Studied in worms and on his return. He founded a school and wrote commentaries Everyone knows it’s Rashi. Who’s words are written under the Chumash The inside of every ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Rashi – Shlockapella Song Download
Rashi Parody of Windy – The Association – 1970 Who was born in France and sent to Yeshiva Studied in worms and on his return. He founded a school and wrote commentaries Everyone knows it’s Rashi. Who’s words are written under the Chumash The inside of ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Rashi Song Download
Rashi Parody of Windy – The Association Who was born in France and sent to Yeshiva Studied in worms and on his return. He founded a school and wrote commentaries Everyone knows it’s Rashi. Who’s words are written under the Chumash The inside of every ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Rav Yehudah Hanasi
Rav Yehudah Hanasi – Never Had A Friend Like Me (Aladdin) Well he was born in 135 you see The Second Temple gone and we’re exiled Your mother then stepped up and all she deceived You had a brit cause she exchanged a ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Rav Zechariah Download
Rav Zechariah Written by Lenny Solomon Based on a shiur given by Rabbi Ari Kahn “Aichah Yoshvoh Vodod Hair Rabosi Am Hoyisa K’almanah” Kamsa was home that evening But why could he not see That Bar Kamsa thinks you set him up And his hatred grows ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ready For Your Words
Ready For Your Words (Parody of Crazy for This Girl (Jaron Lowenstein/Jeff Cohen) New Lyrics by L. Solomon/Allen Krasna He brought the tablets down, To give to us on the ground, When the calf had passed him by, He looked to the sky, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Reaping For Six Years Song Download
Reaping for Six Years Parody of Reeling in the Years – Steely Dan You’ve plowed and seeded reaped and meted for the six years past. Now it’s time to take a break, acknowledge all that you’ve amassed. Well The Torah knew every seventh year it’s time ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Reasons to Learn
Reasons to Learn – Parody of Seasons of Love – Rent Two thousand seven hundred and eleven pages Two thousand seven hundred that’s more than seven Years Two thousand seven hundred and eleven pages Oh what a pleasure – A Daf Yomi Shiur In ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Recognize the Miracles
Recognize the Miracles (Lenny Solomon – Assisted by Shmuel Laser) Chorus: Recognize the miracles, it comes from above. The heavens are open and knowledge is abound. Can you see what’s going on? Can you feel what’s coming down? Step into the street, open ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Recognize The Miracles
Recognize the Miracles (Lenny Solomon – Assisted by Shmuel Laser) Chorus: Recognize the miracles, it comes from above. The heavens are open and knowledge is abound. Can you see what’s going on? Can you feel what’s coming down? Step into the street, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Recognize the Miracles (G Style)
May 09, 2018
Recognize the Miracles (G Style)
Recognize the Miracles (Lenny Solomon – Assisted by Shmuel Laser) Chorus: Recognize the miracles, it comes from above. The heavens are open and knowledge is abound. Can you see what’s going on? Can you feel what’s coming down? Step into the street, open ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Redemption Time
Redemption Time (Music and Lyrics L Solomon and Etan G) Ladies and Gentleman welcome to the party of a lifetime You see here in the motherland it’s a balmy 75 degrees Clear skies Everybody’s landing, Good times upon us and it’s a party Now ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Redemption Time
May 09, 2018
Refuah Shlaimah
Refuah Shlaimah When someone is not feeling well to visit them I’ll go In the hospital or in their home then I’ll watch them grow It makes them feel real warm inside and I feel good too It’s called bikur cholim, this ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Reishit Chochma
Raisheet Chochma Rayshees chochma yiras Hashem sechel tov l’chol osehem t’hilaso omedes laad. The beginning of knowledge is fear of G-d. he provides wisdom in all their doings, His praise stands forever.
May 09, 2018
ReJewVenated – Song Download
ReJewVenated Music by Steve Bill, Lyrics by Lenny Solomon In this world it’s very clear Our job is to get ReJewVenated We haven’t got much time to spare Do what it takes to get ReJewVenated Chorus: Feel the energy out there Take it home to ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Representing – Download
Representing (Lenny Solomon) Chorus: Every day we’re representing in everything we do Every day we’re representing because we are a Jew Every day we’re representing in everything we say Every day we’re representing showing all the way The people of the book A Holy ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Return of Treif and Tzuris
I Gotta be Traif Parody of Faith – George Micheal Let me offer you advice from Dr. Traif and Tzuris Because you might be curious what evil scientists do, I’m sure you don’t think it’s so nice to punish everybody, But as an evil ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Rhythm of the Nation
Rhythm of the Nation Written by Lenny Solomon Feel the rhythm of the nation, walking with each other, See them in the city, talk to one another, Nothing can tear us apart, nothing can tear us apart, yeah. Feel the rhythm of the nation, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ribono Shel Olam
Ribono Shel Olam, Ribono Shel Olam Yehi Ratzon Milfanecha Kel Rachum Vichanun Sheh Tizkeh Li Hayom U’vichol Yom Lishmor Pi Uhl-shoni Melashon Hara U’Merechilot Lo Adaber, Lo Al Adam Yechidi ViLo Al Klal Yisrael Vi Lo Eshma, ViLo Ah-Amin Et Divrei Lashon Ha-rah Vi Azaher MiDaber Divrei ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Rivka Said Take The Brocho
Rivka Said Take the Brocho Parody of Ricky Don’t Lose That Number – Steely Dan – 1974 He sent him hunting on this day Isaac would then dine with his oldest son And bless him his share before his life was done But Rivka ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Rock Moshiach
Rock Moshiach Zeh Lo Taloi B’manhigut, Zeh Taloi rak banu Lo Somchim al Hamidiniut Rak Ma sheblibeinu Acharei Alpayim Shana Kibalnu B’chazarah Et Artzeinu Hakedosha Achshav Haikar Litzok Lamarom u’livakesh Mahakel B’kol Ram Chorus: Rock Mashiach Yavee Shalom B’mizrach Tzafon Maarav V’darom Kulam Yakiru et Hamakom V’Mashiach ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Rockin Rabbi
Rockin’Rabbi Written by Lenny Solomon He came from San Antone when he was only eighteen, Had a motorcycle,it rode like a dream, And when he played the drums you knew it was out of sight. Then he came to our town had a smile ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Rosh Chodesh
Rosh Chodesh (Original) Written by Lenny Solomon There’s a holiday each month for every Jew Sometimes it’s one day and sometimes it’s two, It’s a very special time for you and me But the moon is so small you can hardly see. In the ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Runaway Jacob
9. Runaway Jacob Parody of “Runaway Baby” – Bruno Mars Ah yes, Elifaz, Well, listen here listen here to what I will do? My brother took my birthright & my blessing too So now I will wait while our parents are still living At the ... READ MORE »
March 25, 2019
Ruth’s Song
Ruth’s Song Naomi said Ruth you can go no reason to stick around You can go your own way go back to your Moav town Chorus: Ruth looked at her and said I want to come along No I will not leave you ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
S’u Marom
S’u Marom S’u Marom Einechem U’ru Mi Vara Eileh Hamotzee B’mispar Tzivaam Lchulam Bshame Yikra Merov Onim Vamitz Koach Ish Lo Needar Raise your eyes on high, and see who created these. He brings forth their legions by number; He calls them all ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Sabbath Blessing Mode
Sabbath Blessing Mode Parody of Seven Bridges Road – The Eagles – 1980 You Should Be Blessed Like Ephraim and Menashe Sarah, Rivka, Rachel and Leah You should be blessed like the stars above I’m in Sabbath Blessing Mode Yevarechicha Hashem ViYishmirecha Yaer Hashem Panav Eilecha ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Sabbath Story
A Sabbath Story Parody of Two Princes – Spin Doctors Want to tell you a Sabbath story, (Sun’s going down, now) Special clothing will adorn you, (Just don’t forget, now) Take the money from your pockets, (Challah’s your bread, now) Here’s wine, just be ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Sabbath Story
A Sabbath Story Parody of Two Princes – Spin Doctors Want to tell you a Sabbath story, (Sun’s going down, now) Special clothing will adorn you, (Just don’t forget, now) Take the money from your pockets, (Challah’s your bread, now) Here’s wine, just be ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Saleinu Al Kteifeinu
Saleinu Al Kteifeinu Saleinu al kteifeinu rasheinu aturim miktzot haaretz banu heveinu bikurim Miyehuda, miyehuda u’mishomron min ha’emek, min ha’emek ve’hagalil Chorus: Panu derech lanu bikurim itanu Hach hach hach batof v’hach bechalil Sadeinu ve’ganeinu hivshilu yevulim krameinu mikshiteinu bikru pri hilulim T’einim, t’einim tapuchim ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Samson’s Flowing Hair
Samson’s Flowing Hair Parody of Sister Golden Hair – America Written by Lenny Solomon Well this tribe would pick up sundries, Dan would walk behind the rest But one man could fight on any day, from Jacob he was blessed Well he never ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Samson’s Flowing Hair
Samson’s Flowing Hair Parody of Sister Golden Hair – America – 1975 Well this tribe would pick up sundries, Dan would walk behind the rest But one man could fight on any day, from Jacob he was blessed Well he never used a ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Sara
Sara Was Our First Ima (Mary had a Little Lamb) Sara was our first Ima, nayrot, chesed and challah, Sara was our first Ima, married Avraham. After that we meet Rivka, hee hayta m’od tovah, After that we meet Rivka, her husband was ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Sara Rothstein
Sara Rothstein (Sara Sponder) Sara Rothstein Sara Rothstein likes to sing adon olam. Adon olam asher asher malach b’terem kol yitzir nivra adon adon olam. Adon olam asher malach b’terem kol yitzir nivra, L’et nasa b’cheftzo kol azai melech shmo nikra, V’Acharei kichlot hakol ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Satisfied
Satisfied Written by Lenny Solomon I had two but I wanted four I had plenty but I wanted more I wasn’t satisfied with my lot I bought one but I wanted a pair Got a table with some 20 new chairs I wasn’t satisfied with ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Say Shema
Say Shema (Lullabye and Good Night) Say shema and goodnight there’s a new day tomorrow, It was fun to laugh and play now there’s something we must say, As we get in our beds, as we lay down are heads, These words we ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Scenes From a Sealed Room Song Download
Scenes From a Sealed Room (Lenny Solomon) Voice Over Harley Braidman It’s seven o’clock in the evening, and everything is well. It’s been dark about two hours, all is quiet in Israel. Streets are empty, the houses full, the busineses shut down. Tension thick, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Se’u Shearim
Su Shearim S’u Shearim Roshaychem ViHansu Pitchei Olam ViYavo Melech Hakavod, Hakavod Sela Me Zeh Melech Hakavod, Hashem Izuz ViGibor Me Zeh Melech Hakavod, Hashem Gibor MIlchama Raise up your heads O gates, and be uplifted, you everlasting entrances, so that the King of Glory ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Seder Too – Song Download
Seder Too Parody of I’ve Got My Mind Set On You – George Harrison I’ve got my own Seder too(4x) But it’s gona take some Matzoh, a whole lotta shmurah Matzoh It’s gonna take plenty of Matzoh to do it right child. And it’s ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Sefer From 89 Download
Sefer From 89 Parody of Summer of 69 – Brian Adams My Zeide got his first sefer in the winter 1889. Took it out and every day he read, studied in Poland for a long long time He would learn it with some ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Sefirah
Sefirah (Sailing Sailing) Sefirah, sefirah, it’s sefirat omer time, From second night of Passover we count the 49, Sefirah, sefirah, and when the countings done, The holiday of Shavuot is here let’s all have fun. Sefirah, sefirah, seven weeks to say, Lag B’omer, you must ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Selfless Heart
Selfless Heart In this world of the bottom line, Where everybody chases the dollar sign , Look out for numero uno, what’s in it for me, What have you done for me lately, tell me what’s the catch, I want something for nothing with ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Seltzer Boy Song Download
Seltzer Boy Parody of Water Boy Written by Allen Sherman and Lou Busch Remake by Lenny Solomon and Shlock Rock Seltzer Boy Where are you hiding If you don’t come right now I’m gonna tell your boss on you Don’t Bring Me Water I Gotta Have Seltzer Cause ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Send the Dove
I’ll be Sending out the Dove Parody of Accidentally in Love – Counting Crows Noah said waters pouring lately Waters pouring and I know that it comes from above Hard to build it, climb aboard I’ll sink without it, they will sink without ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Shabbat is Real
3. Shabbat is Real! Parody of Cheap Thrills Come on, come on, turn that cellphone off It’s Friday afternoon and we all belong Feeling debonair put my best clothes on It’s Shabbat night I’m in synagogue Since you‘ve lit the candles, Lit the candles, ... READ MORE »
October 14, 2018
Shabbat Shalom
Shabbat Shalom (Rock My Soul) Shabbat shalom u’mivorach, shalom aleichem malachei hasharet
May 09, 2018
Shake Hands With Your Uncle Max
12. Allan Sherman – Shake Hands With Your Uncle Max Lyrics Songwriters: SHERMAN, ALLAN/BUSCH, LOU Shake Hands With Your Uncle Max lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., I sell a line of plastics, And I travel on the road And I have a case ... READ MORE »
March 25, 2019
Shaliach Mitzvah Man
Shaliach Mitzvah Man Parody of Secret Agent Man Jonny Rivers – 1966 There’s someone who needs a little favor An envelope that needs to reach his mother Can you do him a good shake This letter will you take As you will be seeing her ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Shalom Aleichem
1. שָׁלום עֲלֵיכֶם שָׁלום עֲלֵיכֶם מַלְאֲכֵי הַשָּׁרֵת מַלְאֲכֵי עֶלְיון מִמֶּלֶךְ מַלְכֵי הַמְּלָכִים הַקָּדושׁ בָּרוּךְ הוּא. בּואֲכֶם לְשָׁלום מַלְאֲכֵי הַשָּׁלום מַלְאֲכֵי עֶלְיון מִמֶּלֶךְ מַלְכֵי הַמְּלָכִים הַקָּדושׁ בָּרוּךְ הוּא. בָּרְכוּנִי לְשָׁלום מַלְאֲכֵי הַשָּׁלום מַלְאֲכֵי עֶלְיון מִמֶּלֶךְ מַלְכֵי הַמְּלָכִים הַקָּדושׁ בָּרוּךְ הוּא. צֵאתְכֶם לְשָׁלום ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Shalom Aleichem
May 09, 2018
Shana Tova
Shana Tova Shana Tova Rosh Hashana the first day of the year it’s time to be happy it is all clear We ask God to forgive us all of our sins, a healthy new year He should bring in Chorus: The month of Elul ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
She Cries Out
She Cries Out (Original Music and Lyrics L. Solomon) Chorus: She cries out for our children She cries out for us all When redemption comes upon us God will listen to her call In Genesis we meet her at a well Jacob falls in love ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
She Cries Out
She Cries Out (Original Music and Lyrics L. Solomon) Chorus: She cries out for our children She cries out for us all When redemption comes upon us God will listen to her call In Genesis we meet her at a well Jacob falls in love ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
She Had To Stare
She Had To Stare (The Old Gray Mare – Traditional) She had to stare now she’s not what she used to be She’s not what she used to be, she’s not what she used to be, She had to stare now she’s ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Sheyiboneh
Sheyiboneh –Bonus Track Sheyoboneh Beis Hamikdosh, Bimhayrah Viyameinu Vsein chelkeinu Bsorasecho Vshom Naavodcha Byirah Kimay Olam Ukshanim Kadmonios V’Arvah Lashem Minchas Yehudah Viyrushalayim Kimay Olam Ukshanim Kadmonios May the Holy Temple be rebuilt speedily in our days. Grant us our share in ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Shezava
Shezava Refuge for all of Israel Saving for all of Israel From deep in my heart we call to you Hashem Send a savior to our nation To save us from our enemies Quickly in our time Amen
May 09, 2018
Shiloh
Shiloh In the mountains of Efraim, there’s a wonder for all to see Greener pastures and many orchards in the valley beckons me As I gaze up at the hilltops I see history with my own eyes Yes it’s Shiloh the City of ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Shimmy’s New Horn
Shimmy’s New Horn (Jimmy Crack Corn) Chorus: Shimmy’s new horn is a shofar, Shimmy’s new horn is a shofar Shimmy’s new horn is a shofar, he’ll blow in shul today When Shimmy was a little boy, he didn’t want to play with ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Shir Ha’Maalot – ft. the Maccabeats (For the Longest Time)
שִׁיר הַמַּעֲלוֹת שִׁיר הַמַּעֲלוֹת בְּשׁוּב ה’ אֶת שִׁיבַת צִיּוֹן הָיִינוּ כְּחֹלְמִים אָז יִמָּלֵא שְׂחוֹק פִּינוּ וּלְשׁוֹנֵנוּ רִנָּה אָז יֹאמְרוּ בַגּוֹיִם הִגְדִּיל ה’ לַעֲשׂוֹת עִם אֵלֶּה הִגְדִּיל ה’ לַעֲשׂוֹת עִמָּנוּ הָיִינוּ שְׂמֵחִים שׁוּבָה ה’ אֶת שְׁבִיתֵנוּ כַּאֲפִיקִים בַּנֶּגֶב הַזֹּרְעִים בְּדִמְעָה בְּרִנָּה יִקְצֹרוּ הָלוֹךְ יֵלֵךְ וּבָכֹה נֹשֵׂא ... READ MORE »
March 31, 2019
Shir Hamaalot – Liverpool
10. שִׁיר הַמַּעֲלוֹת שִׁיר הַמַּעֲלוֹת בְּשׁוּב ה’ אֶת שִׁיבַת צִיּוֹן הָיִינוּ כְּחֹלְמִים אָז יִמָּלֵא שְׂחוֹק פִּינוּ וּלְשׁוֹנֵנוּ רִנָּה אָז יֹאמְרוּ בַגּוֹיִם הִגְדִּיל ה’ לַעֲשׂוֹת עִם אֵלֶּה הִגְדִּיל ה’ לַעֲשׂוֹת עִמָּנוּ הָיִינוּ שְׂמֵחִים שׁוּבָה ה’ אֶת שְׁבִיתֵנוּ כַּאֲפִיקִים בַּנֶּגֶב הַזֹּרְעִים בְּדִמְעָה בְּרִנָּה יִקְצֹרוּ הָלוֹךְ יֵלֵךְ וּבָכֹה נֹשֵׂא ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Shir LeYehonatan
Shir LeYehonatan HaYonatan Yamut Asher Asah HaYeshuah HaGedolah Hazot Biyisrael Chalilah Chai Hashem Im Yipol MiSaarat Rosho Artza Ki Im Elokim Asah Hayom Hazeh VaYifdu Ha’am, VaYifdu Ha’am VaYifdu Ha’am et Yonatan vilo Meit VaYifdu Ha’am, VaYifdu Ha’am VaYifdu Ha’am et Yonatan Eich Zeh Yitachen Sheh Hagibor Hazeh Asher Hitzil ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Shira Yetaira the Song
This is Track 4 – Shira Yetaira from the album by the same name Sung by Lenny Solomon This song tells the reason for this project! שירה יתירה מילים ולחן: לני סלומון עיבוד מלים: גלית קרמר בר-טוב ערב שבת יוצא מהמשרד יושב ליד פסנתר מחכה שהשירה ... READ MORE »
October 14, 2018
Shliach Song
The Shliach Song Music by Steve Bill, Lyrics by Lenny Solomon and Steve Bill At 23 he sent for me a meeting was arranged Five years in Yeshiva now my life would change I walked up to his door and soon my ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Shlock Rock Almost on Broadway Hora
The Shlock Rock Almost on Broadway Medley Tuition – ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Shlock Rock For Kids Time
Shlock Rock For Kids Time Shlock Rock for kids time it’s Shlock Rock for kids time Everybody get in line in the rain or in the shine Shlock Rock for kids time it’s Shlock Rock for kids time Shlock Rock for kids time ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Shlomo
Shlomo Parody of Lido Shuffle – Boz Scaggs Shlomo was the youngest son in David’s pack. He’d succeed the throne, Natan did say that. To Gichon riding on a mule was the first stop, At 12 years old Tzadok anointed him on top. The people ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Shma Bni
Shma Bni Shma Bni Musar avi cha val Titosh Toras Eemecha Hear my son, your father’s instruction, and reject not your mother’s teaching.
May 09, 2018
Shma Koleinu
Shma Kolenu Shma Kolenu Hashem Elokenu Chus V’rachem Aleinu Vekabel B’Rachamim Uvratzon Et Tfilatenu Ki Atah Shomeah Tefilat Amcha Yisrael B’Rachamim
May 09, 2018
Shul
Shul (Hail Hail The Gangs all Here) Shul shul we all are here, we daven in a minyan we listen to the chazan, Shul shul it’s so much fun we are coming back again, Shul shul, Bet Knesset too, the Rabbi talks ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Sim Shalom
The 11th Track off the Album Shira Yetaira Sung by Lenny Solomon שים שלום שִׂים שָׁלוֹם טוֹבָה וּבְרָכָה, חֵן וָחֶֽסֶד וְרַחֲמִים, עָלֵֽינוּ וְעַל כָּל יִשְׂרָאֵל עַמֶּֽךָ. בָּרְכֵֽנוּ, אָבִֽינוּ, כֻּלָּֽנוּ כְּאֶחָד בְּאוֹר פָּנֶֽיךָ, כִּי בְאוֹר פָּנֶֽיךָ נָתַֽתָּ לָּֽנוּ, יְיָ אֱלֹהֵֽינוּ, תּוֹרַת חַיִּים ... READ MORE »
October 14, 2018
Simchat Chaim
Simchat Chayim Aahhh Simchat Chayim Party Everyone The Joy of Life Kol Boker Ani Kam Poteach Et Einai Vichoshev Liatzmi MaTzafoi Hayom Yotzeh Hachutzah Noshem et Ha’avir Margish eich halev mitmaleh Simcha Simchat Chayim Ma Shekulanu Rotzim Vichol Hazman Mishtadlim Simchat Chayim SImchat Chayim (4x) Pogesh Et Haolam Mitbonen Bihizdamnuyot Ha’im ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Sing a Song of Tzedakah
Sing a Song of Tzedaka (Sing a Song of Sixpence) Sing a song of tzedaka, giving charity, A penny in the pushka, is great for you and me, There are lots of people who haven’t got a lot, Isn’t that the greatest way ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Sins in the Ocean
2. “Sins in The Ocean” Parody of Cake by the Ocean – DNCE Rosh Hashono I just walked down to Flushing Meadow Looking for a stream that does flow Got my bread crumbs that I will throw, will throw Ah Master of the Universe, Master ... READ MORE »
October 14, 2018
Six Days of Creation
6 Days of Creation Parody of Superstition by Stevie Wonder 6 Days of Creation God created all 6 Days of Creation Nothing there before Light and dark on first day Heavens came to pass Third day he made boundaries Then he brought forth grass Chorus: When we received the ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Skip to the Lake
Skip to the Lake (Skip to the Lou) Chorus:Skip skip skip to the lake, Now it’s time for Tashlich. Found my Siddur what’ll I do? Open up for Tashlich……. chorus Done teshuvah how bout you? No more sins for Tashlich…….chorus
May 09, 2018
Smoke From The Altar
Smoke on the Altar Parody of Smoke on the Water – Deep Purple – 1972 We all came to Mount Carmel And we looked at the skyline Praying for rain was in our profile Had none for 3 years time King Achav and his false ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Someday
Someday (Words and Music by Dina Storch) They learned in a dark frigid cellar Alone just a small group of men When in rushed the soldiers and led them all away The flame of Torah flickered on that day So many tears so much sorrow The ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Someone Else’s Place
Someone Else’s Place Written by Moshe Skier Have you ever left a thought unsaid? Have you ever left a word unspoken? Don’t go sayin’ that you didn’t really mean it? It’s not worth the trust that will be broken. Have you ever smiled and said ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Something From Nothing
Somethin’ from Nothin’ Parody of Nothin’ from Nothin’ – Billy Preston New Lyrics by Rabbi Jeff Frances God He made something from nothing God He took nothing and made a whole world to see We can’t make something from nothing And that’s the number one ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Soup and Challah
Soup and Challah Parody of Super Cala – Mary Poppins Chorus: Soup and Challah, Candlesticks, Kiddush it is delicious Every Shabbat Meal we eat is really quite nutritious Can I have some chicken served on Ima’s special dishes Soup and Challah, Candlesticks, Kiddush it ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
South Side of the Synagogue
May 09, 2018
Spiritual DVD
Spiritual DVD (Original Music and Lyrics by L. Solomon/A. Krasna) Once in a while, he’ll cross the line when he believes that no one is around. And with a smile, he thinks it’s over but he can’t hear that recording sound. Then ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Spiritual Man Song Download
Another Door Opens (Lenny Solomon) Chorus: When one door closes another door opens Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Another door opens In one year we’ve gone from the high to the low From the light to the dark from the sky to the ground Way ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Spiritual Medley
Jewish Spiritual Medley Parody of Black Water – Doobie Brothers) Gonna Lay Down, Daniel, Joshua (Traditional) Gonna pack my bags fast as I can, And I’m heading on down to the holy land, To the land, land going to Yerushalayim, Gonna sing ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Spiritual Medley
Jewish Spiritual Medley Parody of Black Water – Doobie Brothers) Gonna Lay Down, Daniel, Joshua (Traditional) Gonna pack my bags fast as I can, And I’m heading on down to the holy land, To the land, land going to Yerushalayim, Gonna sing ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Stop
Stop 1001 things to do fifteen minutes to go. Gotta shower gotta shave and a gotta get dressed and gotta put away all my dough. Had a meeting in Manhattan at 4:45, got stuck in traffic but I made it home alive so I ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Strings of Life
The Strings of Life (Music and Lyrics L Solomon and Etan G) Chorus: Putting on the strings of life (8x) Now I know what you’ve been thinking as you look at me You’re saying man you’re lookin a little bit funny Something about you ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Striving For the Truth
Striving For the Truth When we were young we would run after every fantasy, We would live for the here and now and forget about tomorrow, But now that our childhood days are just a faded memory, We ask ourselves what is this ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Succah Hop
Succah Hop (Original) Well I was walking down the street in Israel land Just taking my time with my lulav in hand Knocked on my neighbors succah – he said come inside I said I’d like some food please could you provide? Chorus: I ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Succot Nights
Succot Nights Parody of Summer Nights – Grease Some Lulavim don’t really last, Some lulavim get dry very fast Hammers whirled after Yom Kipurim, Had to buy the Arbah Minim Succot Days coming today gonna sleep in my Succah tonight Close the Door, Close ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Suppling Charity Song Download
Supplying Charity – Defying Gravity – Wicked Gedaliah – I just extended my palm for rent! In debt! – I’m crying for a handout Oh can you Help Me, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Sweet Aroma of the Challah
Sweet Aroma of the Challah Parody of Sweet Home Alabama – Lynryd Skyryd Bake it up Week it ends, candles burning Were all home all the kids Singing songs about the sabbath I’m with my family and greet my friends, shalom aleichem When I was ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
T’Ka B’Shofar
Tka Bshofar Tka B’shofar Gadol Lcheiruseinu V’sa nes lekabetz galuyoseinu V’kabtzeinu Yachad Mihayrah May arbah Kanfos Haaretz Lartzeinu Sound the great Shofar for our freedom, raise the banner to gather our exiles and gather us together rapidly from the far corners of ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Techinah on Challah E-Date
E-Date Techina on Chalah Song Parody of Escape- Pina Colada Song – Rupert Holmes Written by Lenny Solomon Isaac Meyers was a Levi been single for too long Life had to be more rewarding he wanted to belong So when he ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tefilah Matanah
Tefilah Matana (Words from HaMorah Orna Keisar) HaTefilah Yotzeit MeHalev U’Meh Ha-Peh U-mi-vak-shim Al Mah Sheh-Yesh U-Mah Sheh-Ain Tefilah Tefilah Matana MiBoreh Olam Prayer comes from the heart and mouth and We request on what there is and what there is not. Prayer, prayer is ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tefillah Song Download
Tefilah (Parody of Thriller – Michael Jackson) It’s Kol Nidre night and everybody’s sitting in the shul. They’re dressed in all white, knowing that this day is a renewal. Then there’s the scene, a voice that echoes far into the night. The Cantor ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tekiah
Tekia Parody of Maria – West Side Story Tekia – The most mystical sound I ever heard Tekia Tekia Tekia Tekia… Hearing 100 sounds without saying a word Tekia Tekia Tekia Tekia Tekia Tekia Tekia! I’ve just heard the sound named Tekia and now ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tel Aviv PD
Tel Aviv PD Written by Lenny Solomon A street smart boy from Brooklyn went to yeshiva Rough around the edges with a determined demeanor Came to Israel in ’73, studied here in university Now he’s back on the street doing what he does ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Temima
May 09, 2018
Thank God
Thank God (Music and Lyrics L Solomon and Etan G) Chorus Thank God for being so good to us Thank God – in You we put our trust Thank God for our food You’ve blessed, you’ve washed you’ve made (the makin’ the makin) the ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The “Green” Song
The “Green” Song The heavens belongs to God but He gave the earth to man So we must take good care not to destroy it Tikkun Olam we can complete if we all clean up our street This will keep our world going ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The 12 Shvatim
The Twelve Shvatim (The Ants Go Marchin’) The twelve shvatim are in the desert one by one, The twelve shvatim are in the desert two by two,. First there’s Reuven then Shimon, they are heading for our home, We’re all marching to Eretz ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Al Hamichya Song
The Al Hamichya Song (Original) The words for this song are in your prayer book. When you eat food which requires you to make the blessing Borey Miney Mezonot after you eat the food you make the Al Hamichya blessing. This ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Best That You Can Be
The Best That You Can Be A guy I met came up to me and said I found this thing you call religion. And being that there are so many laws it seems I’ve got some indecision. I don’t know how I ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Flame – Shalhevet’s Song
The Flame – Shalhevet’s Song (Original Music and Lyrics by L. Solomon) At the entrance to Gan Eden In the land of holy stones Lies the hopes and dreams of many Jews It’s the city of Chevron There are people who ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Formula
The Formula Everybody’s searching for the formula to turn hate into love. Everybody’s searching for the formula to turn hate into love. Has anybody figured out the formula to turn hate into love. Well we’re still searching for the formula to turn hate ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Four Questionables
The Four Questionables Parody of Macho Man – Village People, Parody of That’s Amore’ – Dean Martin Parody of I Got You – James Brown, Parody of Macarena – Los Del Rio 1.Matzah matzah man, I’d like to be the matzah man Matzah ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Holiday of Tisha B’AV – Shlockapella
The Holiday of Tisha B’AV Parody of Crazy Little Thing Called Love – Queen – 1980 This day in Av, there were great tragedies This day in Av, will be a holiday When we’re ready, the holiday of Tisha B’AV This day (This Day) ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Holiest Shabbat Song Ever Download
The Holiest Shabbat Song The Day Barry Weiss Parody of Big Yellow Taxi – Counting Crows One day Barry Weiss taught me to keep Shabbat With a trip to the kotel, kiddush and a cholent crock pot Though he never seemed to know, I started ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Kneina Hora
The Kneina Hora Everybody do the Kneina Hora, everybody do the Kneina Hora Circle left, circle right, being Jewish is out of sight Do the Kneina Hora Now everybody move in an out (do the kneina hora) All turn around now let’s all shout ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Melachot (Shabbat Song)
The Melachot (Shabbat Song) Parody of Tom Lehrer’s The Elements Song There’s plowing, and there’s planting, and there’s harvesting and gathering, There’s threshing, and there’s winnowing, and then there is selecting, There is grinding ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Parsha Song
The Parsha Song It’s time to sing the parsha song, we will sing it all day long If we do we can’t go wrong, we’ll sing the parsha song Chamisha Chumshei Torah, there are five books of Torah Breisheet, Shmot and Vayikra, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Place For Every Jew
The Place for Every Jew Well I’ve been waiting a long long time, Been saving up my money every single day, Picking up my suitcase in hand, no time to lose going away, Heading for the holy land doing the things I’ve been ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Righteous Get Up Song Download
The Righteous Get Up (Lenny Solomon) Based on a Letter from the Sefer Pachad Yitzchak Sometimes you lose the battle But you’ve got to win the war Put your head down, keep working hard God is keeping score Chorus: Time after time we fail But ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Seder Started
The Seder Started Parody of Let’s get it Started – Black Eyed Peas New Lyrics by Lenny Solomon The Seder started in here And the Beis keep learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’, and learnin’ learnin’, and ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Shlock Rock Hora
The (First Annual) Shlock Rock Hora Smorgasbord King (Parody of Sultans of Swing) You get chopped liver on your fork you’ll be eating when you walk but meantime You see some ribs and some brisket and you want everything A man is carving ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Shuckle
THE SHUCKLE Written by Lenny Solomon Your standing in a room in the synagogue People all around you but your heads in a fog There’s a guy in the front leading the crowd Another ones announcing the pages out loud Ya’ turn to your friend,don’t ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Sixth Day of Sivan
The Sixth Day of Sivan (The Itsy Bitsy spider) The sixth day of Sivan is called Shavuot, Out came the Torah and all of the mitzvot, Down came Hashem and told us what to do, So the sixth day of Sivan is fun ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Streets of Jerusalem
The Streets of Jerusalem Written by Lenny Solomon Standing in the old city, I look but I can’t believe my eyes It’s late at night and they still keep pouring in Emotions come easy, just look at your wall and start to pray Tears ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Talking Fish
The Talking Fish My friends let me tell you a story —harmony harmony harmony…About a man a holy man. A very very very holy man named Zalman. Now Zalman every day he used to go to his ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Ten Commandments
The Ten Commandments – When Moses came down with the tablets that is the Shnei Luchot That was the Ten Commandments the Aseret Hadibrot Now we’ll teach you about the commandments in this little song So here’s a little melody and you can ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Tug
The Tug As told by Marc Gafni Lenny, I can’t tell a story in 90 seconds. OK. 85? I’m doin, I’m doing it. We’re rolling. History. Little Kid 7 years old. Wants to buy himself a present for his Bar Mitzvah Mom and ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
There are 12 Months
There are Twelve Months (Oh My Darling Clementine) There are twelve months, there are twelve months, there are twelve months in the year. Tishrei, Cheshvan, Kislaiv, Tevet, Shvat, Adar, and Nissan Iyar, Sivan, Tammuz, Av, and Elul, now your done. In a leap ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
There’s No Business Like Shul Business
There’s No Business Like Shul Business There’s No Business Like Show Business (Annie Get Your Gun) The Cantors, the Rabbi’s, the Torah, the crowds The congregants that get to shul at dawn The minyan, the gabbai, the pulpit, the sounds The beggars looking with ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
This Bracha
This Bracha (This Old Man) This bracha is on bread make hamotzie for your spread, Hamotzie lechem min ha’aretz, this bracha covers all the rest. This bracha is on fruits, they grow on trees, they are a beaut, Boray pree ha’etz you see, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
This Is How We Live
May 09, 2018
This is Jewish Music – Shlockapella Song Download
This is Jewish Music Parody of Listen to the Music – Doobie Brothers – 1972 Whoa, oh, oh, this is Jewish music, for the soul We must be rejoicing every single day Jewish people don’t want to sing the blues Got to be happy, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Three Times a Day
Three Times a Day Abraham prayed in the morning he talked to God, he talked to God He knew it was best for his journey and then he went on his way Isaac he prayed in the afternoon he talked to God, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Throwing it all Away – Download
Throwing it All Away Parody of Throwing it All Away – Genesis Dave became Bar Mitzvah, learned for many years, Went through all the motions, really didn’t care. Didn’t want to be sitting there and learn about his people. That someday he’d regret it ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Time Part 1
May 09, 2018
Time Part 2
May 09, 2018
Time Part 3
May 09, 2018
Tni Li Yad
Tni Li Yad Ten Lanu Koach LiHamshich Lalechet Ten Lanu Tikvah Liyamim Shel Techailet Anu Zekukim LiHamon Ahava Virayut Vishalvah Ten Lanu CHalom Biyom Shel Geshem Ten Lanu Ha’or She’Biktzei Haderech Kacha Nuchal LiHatchil Shuv Mei Hatchalah Ki Yeish Ananim Bashamayim Ki Galim Masirim Et Hayam Aval ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tnu Lanu Siman
TNU LANU SIMAN – GIVE US A SIGN Tnu Lanu Siman LiMoshiach – Mantzpach Hiney Ish Tzemach Shmo U Tachtav Yitzmach UVana Et Heichal Hashem Vi Hu Yivneh Et Heichal Hashem Vi Hu Yisa Hod Vi Yashav U Mashal Al Kiso Vi ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
To Maariv
To Maariv Parody of Tomorrow – Annie Soon I’m going out to Maariv I can hear the Gabbai holler Maariv – V’hu Rachum Three stars have come out – To Maariv Put away the Job until tomorrow – day is done When I’m ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
To Unite All Jews – Song Download
To Unite All Jews Parody of With or Without You – U2 See the stones thrown through the sky See the enemy on all sides, And we’re waiting for you. It’s our land and it’s our faith How much longer can we wait And ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tora Tziva – Derech HaOr
Torah Tziva (Deuteronomy 33-4) Torah Tziva Lanu Moshe Morasha Kehillat Yaakov The Torah that Moses commanded us is the heritage Is the heritage of the congregation of Jacob
May 09, 2018
Torah
Torah (Oh Dear What can the Matter Be) Torah is really for you and me, teaches us what a good Jew should be, Every day we put aside time, to study the Torah. Torah keeps us together, our nation will go on ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Torah Jew
Torah Jew is a parody of the song Shape of You By Ed Sheeran 1. “Torah Jew” Parody of Shape of You by Ed Sheeran The pub is not the best place to learn the Torah So the car is where I go ... READ MORE »
October 14, 2018
Torah Scroll
Torah Scroll – Parody of Rock and Roll – Led Zeppelin – 1972 This is my first time with my Torah Scroll, ooh This is my first time I’m a Jewish Soul Ooh Let me come back, let me come back I have ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Torah Tziva
Torah Tziva Torah Tzivah Lanu Moshe morasha khilas Yaakov The Torah which Moses handed down to us is the heritage of the community of Jacob.
May 09, 2018
Tradition
Tradition (Music and Lyrics L Solomon) For many generations things have been done Laws passed down from father to son Even in 1987 these things still remain Rules that were obeyed through sorrow and pain So take a little trip back check out the situation Starting ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Transnistria
8. Transistria Parody of Africa – Toto Songwriters: David Paich / Jeff Porcaro Africa lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd. The drums of war slowly dimmed the light Herding Jews from Europe into camps of concentration Bobby Hinda escaped before ... READ MORE »
March 25, 2019
Trup
Trup (Take Me Out to the Ballgame – Jack Norworth & Albert Von Tilzer) Trup is what the baal koreh uses when he does read, He’ll study the Hebrew words carefully, And see the signs that that go musically. ’Cause it’s work work ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Trust in God – Download
Trust in God Written by Lenny Solomon A website fell by the wayside Over the long weekend Another false prophet screaming it’s over Let’s all hide under the bed What can we learn from all of these? Doom and gloom soothsayers They don’t know any more ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Trust in God Video Remix – Song Download
Trust in God Written by Lenny Solomon A website fell by the wayside Over the long weekend Another false prophet screaming it’s over Let’s all hide under the bed What can we learn from all of these? Doom and gloom soothsayers They don’t know any more ... READ MORE »
March 31, 2019
Tshuvah
Tshuva Parody of Good Lovin’ – Rascals I was thinking, of doing bad I called up Rabbi Bochner, a Y.U. grad I said Rabbi (Rabbi), Mr. Clergy (Rabbi) Can you help me spiritually (Rabbi) Chorus:He said pray pray pray pray pray Pray pray pray pray pray The ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tu B’Av
TU B’AV Parody of She Will Be Loved – MAROON 5 New Lyrics by Lenny Solomon Binyamin was almost extinct he had to marry outside himself They were so decreased in numbers they were allowed to get some help Yeravam put guards and guards ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tu Bishvat
Tu Bishvat Parody of Hot Hot Hot – Buster Poindexter Boray boray pri haetz , Tu Bishvat Shvat Shvat, It’s Rosh Hashana, for the trees it’s Tu Bishvat Shvat Shvat, Say shehechiyahnu, if you please on Tu Bishvat Shvat Shvat. A new fruit ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tu Bishvat
Tu Bishvat Parody of Hot Hot Hot – Buster Poindexter Boray boray pri haetz , Tu Bishvat Shvat Shvat, It’s Rosh Hashana, for the trees it’s Tu Bishvat Shvat Shvat, Say shehechiyahnu, if you please on Tu Bishvat Shvat Shvat. A new fruit ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tu Bishvat Medley
Tu Bishvat Medley B’Tu B’Shvat (Yitzchak Shinhar) Kach holchim hashotlim ron balev v’et bayad Min hair umin hakfar min haemek min hahar B’tu tu tu tu b’Tu Bishvat Lama batem hashotlim nach bakarka uvatzor Vgumot saviv nachpor beharim uvamishor B’tu tu tu tu b’Tu Bishvat Hashkaydia Porachat ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tu Bishvat Seder
Tu Bishvat Seder (Over the River – Lydia Maria Child) We’ll see you later at the seder on Tu Bishvat you know, It’s the New Year so let’s give a cheer for the trees and plants that grow. So say shecheyanu on ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Turn to God
Turn To God Song (Parody of When You’re Gone Adams/Kennedy) Turn To God I’ve been wondering about my life all night Worrying about what I should do Yeah I’m trying to contemplate if The path that I’m taking is true. Well I phoned my friends ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Two Sets of Dishes
Two Sets of Dishes (Original) I’ve got one set of dishes where I will eat dairy, That’s food made with milk in Hebrew Chalavi. Another set of dishes – that’s for all my meat, In Hebrew that’s basar your lesson’s almost complete. Chorus: Two ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tzedakah Song
Tzedakah Song Whenever I make – I give Tzedakah, ten percent – that is tzedakah Maaser – that is tzedakah, charity – that is tzedakah Find someone a job – That is tzedakah, anonymously – that is tzedakah Give what you can ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tzidkatcha
Tzidkatcho Tzidkatcha Tzedek L’olam V’toratcha Emet Titen Emet L’yaakov, Chesed L’avraham Asher Nishbaata L’avoteinu Mimay Kedem Your righteousness remains righteous forever, And your Torah is truth. Grant truth to Jacob, kindness to Abraham, As You swore to our forefathers from ancient times.
May 09, 2018
Tzion
Tzion Brachamim Written by Lenny Solomon ותחזינה עינינו בשובך לציון ברחמים And we waited מדור לדור חיכינו שמשיח יבא וה’ יגאלנו סבלנו המון מהגוים גרשו אותנו היו יסורים אין לנו סבלנות לחכות יותר תביא את הגאולה מהר מהר מספיק כבר אם הפיגועים רוצים ציון ברחמים May Our Eyes Behold ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tzion
Tzion B’Rachamim Tzion B’rachamim Vitechezena Eineinu B’shuvcha L’tzion B’Rachamim In every generation we waited and we waited That the Mashiach should come and Hashem redeem us We suffered a lot from the nations of the world They expelled us there was much suffering We have no ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tzitzit
Tzitzit My shirt it has four corners, each corner has tzitzit. Eight strings are on each corner, to me they look real neat.
May 09, 2018
Tzofeh V’Yodeah
Tzofeh Vyodeah Tzofeh v’yodayah sitarenu mabit l’sof davar bkadmato gomel l’eesh chesed kimifalo notain l’rasha rah krishato yishlach l’kates yamim Msheechaynu lifdot michakay kates yeshuato Maytim y’chaye Kel b’rov chasdo baruch aday ad s hame t’hilato. He inspects, He knows all ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tzur MiShelo
. צוּר מִשֶּׁלּו פזמון: צוּר מִשֶּׁלּו אָכַלְנוּ. בָּרְכוּ אֱמוּנַי שבַעְנוּ וְהותַרְנוּ כִּדְבַר ה’: הַזָּן אֶת עולָמו. רועֵנוּ אָבִינוּ. אָכַלְנוּ אֶת לַחְמו. וְיֵינו שָׁתִינוּ. עַל כֵּן נודֶה לִשְׁמו. וּנְהַלְּלו בְּפִינוּ. אָמַרְנוּ וְעָנִינוּ. אֵין קָדושׁ כַּייָ: צוּר מִשֶּׁלּו… בְּשִׁיר וְקול תּודָה נְבָרֵךְ לֵאלהֵינוּ. עַל אֶרֶץ חֶמְדָּה ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
U’Moshe Hikah Basela
U’Moshe Hikah Basela U Moshe hika basela vayatzu mimenu mayim (mayim) Ahhhh ahhhh sela (sela)
May 09, 2018
U’Vacharta
Uvacharta Vachayim U’Vacharta Vachayim LiMaan Tichyeh Atah ViZarecha LiAhava Et Hashem Elokecha LiShmoah Bikolo U’lidavka Vo Ki Hu Chayecha ViOrech Yamecha LaShevet Al Ha’adama Asher Nishba Hashem La’Avotecha Li’Avraham LiYitzchak U’lyaakov Latet Lahem And you shall choose life so that you will live – you and your offspring. To ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Ulkachtem Lachem
The 12th and final song off the Album Shira Yetaira Sung by Lenny Solomon ולקחתם לכם וּלְקַחְתֶּ֨ם לָכֶ֜ם בַּיּ֣וֹם הָֽרִאשׁ֗וֹן פְּרִ֨י עֵ֤ץ הָדָר֙ כַּפֹּ֣ת תְּמָרִ֔ים וַֽעֲנַ֥ף עֵץ־עָבֹ֖ת וְעַרְבֵי־נָ֑חַל וּשְׂמַחְתֶּ֗ם לִפְנֵ֛י יְהוָֹ֥ה אֱלֹֽהֵיכֶ֖ם שִׁבְעַ֥ת יָמִֽים: Sponsored by the 4 Corners Project Harmonies sung ... READ MORE »
October 14, 2018
Under the Chupah
Under the Chupah Parody of Under the Boardwalk – The Drifters Oh when the Choson meets the right girl and loves her true. And the Kallah sees her man and says He’ll do. Under the Chupah is where they’ll be. And he will ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Under the Chupah – Download
Under the Chupah Parody of Under the Boardwalk – The Drifters Oh when the Choson meets the right girl and loves her true. And the Kallah sees her man and says He’ll do. Under the Chupah is where they’ll be. And he will ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
V’Ahavta – Shlock Rock For Kids 2 Song Download
This song is a parody of “Be Good to your friends on the street” from the Wee Sing Series!
May 09, 2018
V’Alu Moshiim
V’alu V’alu Moshiyim BiHar Tziyon LiShpot Et Har Esav ViHayita Lashem Hamelucha ViHaya Hashem, Limelech Al Kol Haaretz Bayom Hahu Yihiye Hashem Echad U’Shmo Echad The saviors will ascend to Mount Zion to judge Esau’s mountain, and the Kingdom will be Hashem’s. Hashem will be King ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
V’Na Al Tatzricheinu
V’na Al Tatzricheinu V’na al tatz-ri-chei-nu Hashem Elo-keinu lo li-day mat-nat ba-sar va-dam Vi-lo lidei hal-va-tam ki im li-yad-cha ham-lay-a ha-petu-cha ha-ki-do-sha vi-har-cha-va She-lo ne-vosh ve-lo ni-ka-lem lo-lam va- ed Please make us not needful – Hashem Our God – of the gifts ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
V’Neemar
ViNeemar Vi’Neemar ViHaya Hashem, Limelech Al Kol Haaretz Bayom Hahu Yihiye Hashem Echad U’Shmo Echad And it is said:Hashem will be King all over the world and on that day Hashem will be One and His Name will be one
May 09, 2018
V’Samachta
V’samachta V’Samachta Bichagecha Vi Hayita Ach Sameach Rejoice in your holiday and you shall be happy!
May 09, 2018
V’Zacharti
Vizacharti ViZacharti Et Briti Yaakov, Vi Af et Briti Yitzchak, V’Af et briti Avraham Ezkor, ViHaaretz Ezkor I will remember my covenant with Jacob and also my covenant with Isaac and also my covenant with Abraham will I remember, and I will remember ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Vachai Bahem
Vachai Bahem Ushmartem Et Chukotai Vet Mishpatai Asher Yaaseh Otam Haadam Vachai Bahem Ani Hashem Ach Asher Yeachel Lechol Nefesh Who Levado yeaseh Lachem Hanistarot Lashem Elokeinu Vhaniglot Lanu Ulivaneinu ad olam Ki Karov Eilecha Hadavar Meod Bficha Uvilvavcha Laasoto You shall observe My ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Vachai Bahem – Intro
Vachai Bahem Ushmartem Et Chukotai Vet Mishpatai Asher Yaaseh Otam Haadam Vachai Bahem Ani Hashem You shall observe My decrees and My laws, which man shall carry out and by which he shall live – I am Hashem.
May 09, 2018
VaYechulu
. וַיְכֻלּוּ וַיְכֻלּוּ הַשָּׁמַיִם וְהָאָרֶץ וְכָל צְבָאָם: וַיְכַל אֱלהִים בַּיּום הַשְּׁבִיעִי מְלַאכְתּו אֲשֶׁר עָשָׂה וַיִּשְׁבּת בַּיּום הַשְּׁבִיעִי מִכָּל מְלַאכְתּו אֲשֶׁר עָשָׂה: וַיְבָרֶךְ אֱלהִים אֶת יום הַשְּׁבִיעִי וַיְקַדֵּשׁ אתו. כִּי בו שָׁבַת מִכָּל מְלַאכְתּו אֲשֶׁר בָּרָא אֱלהִים לַעֲשׂות:
May 09, 2018
VaYehi – Cast Thy Burden
VaYehi – Cast Thy Burden Original song written by Lenny Solomon – 2014 Vayehi Vishurun melech bihitasef rashei am yachad shivtei Yisrael. Cast thy burden upon the Lord He shall sustain, He shall sustain Cast thy burden upon the Lord He shall sustain, He ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
ViHa’er Eineinu
Song number 3 from the album Shira Yetaira Sung by Rabbi Moti Kornfeld והאר עינינו וְהָאֵר עֵינֵֽינוּ בְּתוֹרָתֶֽךָ, וְדַבֵּק לִבֵּֽנוּ בְּמִצְוֹתֶֽיךָ, וְיַחֵד לְבָבֵֽנוּ לְאַהֲבָה וּלְיִרְאָה אֶת שְׁמֶֽךָ, לְמַֽעַן לֹא נֵבוֹשׁ וְלֹא נִכָּלֵם וְלֹא נִכָּשֵׁל לְעוֹלָם וָעֶד. She opens her mouth with wisdom, ... READ MORE »
October 14, 2018
ViShamru – Friday Night
וְשָׁמְרוּ וְשָׁמְרוּ בְנֵי יִשרָאֵל אֶת הַשַּׁבָּת. לַעֲשות אֶת הַשַּׁבָּת לְדרתָם בְּרִית עולָם: בֵּינִי וּבֵין בְּנֵי יִשרָאֵל אות הִיא לְעולָם כִּי שֵׁשֶׁת יָמִים עָשה ה’ אֶת הַשָּׁמַיִם וְאֶת הָאָרֶץ. וּבַיּום הַשְּׁבִיעִי שָׁבַת וַיִּנָּפַשׁ:
May 09, 2018
Vshamru
. וְשָׁמְרוּ וְשָׁמְרוּ בְנֵי יִשרָאֵל אֶת הַשַּׁבָּת. לַעֲשות אֶת הַשַּׁבָּת לְדרתָם בְּרִית עולָם: בֵּינִי וּבֵין בְּנֵי יִשרָאֵל אות הִיא לְעולָם כִּי שֵׁשֶׁת יָמִים עָשה ה’ אֶת הַשָּׁמַיִם וְאֶת הָאָרֶץ. וּבַיּום הַשְּׁבִיעִי שָׁבַת וַיִּנָּפַשׁ:
May 09, 2018
Walkin’ The Land Download
Walking The Land Written by Lenny Solomon and Tamar Solomon In Israel in a city called Bet Shemesh Every night I walk the streets Trying to stay in shape you know is not easy But here I get an extra added treat As I gaze ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Wash This Way
Wash This Way Parody of Walk This Way – Aerosmith We’re the guys who blessed and boogied in the shul, And we’re here to tell you something new. Something done before you eat the bread And it’s done by every Jew. It’s called Netilas Yadayim ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Wash This Way Song Download
Wash This Way Parody of Walk This Way – Aerosmith We’re the guys who blessed and boogied in the shul, And we’re here to tell you something new. Something done before you eat the bread And it’s done by every Jew. It’s called Netilas Yadayim ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Watching the Sunshine
Watching The Sun Shine Parody of Walking on Sunshine – Katerina and the Waves Five Kings made a pact to attack us, and then went to war. Cause the Ai were defeated, and the fall of Yericho they saw. Now several rounds ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
We Are Lighting
We are Lighting (Glory Glory) They went into the temple only found a little oil, but it lasted all eight days. We are lighting the menorah, won’t you light with us. Let’s all play some dreidel and eat sufganiot, nes gadol haya ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
We Believe Song Download
We Believe Parody of We Belong – Pat Benatar It’s so hard to be a good Jew in a world where no one cares. It’s so hard to do the Mitzvos in a world where no one dares. But if you learn the ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
We Got the Torah
We got the Torah (Original) We all stood around the mountain and what did we see? A thunder and a lightening the voice of God so clearly. Now every year thereafter on the 6th day of Sivan, We have the holiday of Shavuot, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
We Read The Torah
We Read the Torah (The Wheels on the Bus) We read the Torah on Shabbat day, Shabbat day, Shabbat day, We read the Torah on Shabbat day, seven aliyot. First we call up the Kohain, the Kohain, the Kohain, First we call up ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
We Want All The Jews
We Want All The Jews (He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands – Traditional) We want all the Jews in Israel land. (3X) We want the Jews in Israel land. We’ll be leaving Egypt for Israel land. (3X) We want ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
We’ll Be Kissing the Mezuzah
We’ll be Kissing the Mezuzah (We’ll Be Going Round the Mountain) We’ll be kissing the mezuzah as we leave. We’ll be walking to the shul Shabbat day. We’ll be putting on our tallit at the door. We’ll be sitting down to daven in ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
We’re Coming Back
We’re Coming Back Here’s a story I’d like to tell, About our nation y’all know real well, Exiled back in 70 c.e. Since then we’ve lived in many countries, Chorrus: We’re coming back, We’re coming back, We’re coming back, Yeah Yeah. Kibbutz Golius ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
We’ve Got A Strong Desire
We’ve Got A Strong Desire Parody of We Didn’t Start the Fire – Billy Joel – 1989 Performed by Shlomo Katz and Lenny Solomon Adam, Eve, Abel, Cain, Noah’s Ark, Flood of Rain, Terach, Idols, Haran dies, Abraham leaves home. Sarah, Isaac, Brit Milah, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
We’ve Got a Strong Desire – GH2 Song Download
We’ve Got A Strong Desire Parody of We Didn’t Start the Fire – Billy Joel Adam, Eve, Abel, Cain, Noah’s Ark, Flood of Rain, Terach, Idols, Haran dies, Abraham leaves home. Sarah, Isaac, Brit Milah, Angels visit, Akeida, War of Kings, Salty Wife, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
We’ve Got a Strong Desire – Song Download
We’ve Got A Strong Desire Parody of We Didn’t Start the Fire – Billy Joel Adam, Eve, Abel, Cain, Noah’s Ark, Flood of Rain, Terach, Idols, Haran dies, Abraham leaves home. Sarah, Isaac, Brit Milah, Angels visit, Akeida, War of Kings, Salty Wife, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Western Wall
Western Wall Parody of Wonder Wall – Oasis Today you really want to pray, but you simply don’t know what to do. Walk down the steps of the old town, and stand with each and every Jew. Pray for your needs or anybody’s, Write a note ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
What Goes Ping
What goes Ping Written by Lenny Solomon I thought that we’d seen it all This challenge is a brand new call. We must try and stop the hate Our lives will change because of Chate Chorus:What goes Ping and changes everything What goes humm and now ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
What Happened
What Happened? What happened to the way you used to think? What happened to the way you used to speak? It’s been a while since I’ve seen you, I guess you just lost touch, I guess it doesn’t bother you that much. What happened ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
What’s on the Seder Plate
What’s on the Seder Plate What’s on the seder plate check it out and celebrate Chazeret and the maror they remind me just how hard we worked in slavery What’s on the seder plate check it out and celebrate I see the charoset ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Wheeling and Dealing
Wheeling and Dealing – What is this Feeling (Wicked) GEDALIAH: (spoken) Hear us holy most esteemed Rebbe and Mori: ELCHANAN: (spoken) Our dear Rabbi: BOTH in Unison: There’s been a discussion overwhelming us in biz: ELCHANAN: In a discourse on our parnassa: GEDALIAH: Our ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Wheels of Change
May 09, 2018
When I Say Boker Tov
When I Say Boker Tov! (Original) When I say Boker Tov, I see the morning light, You’ll answer Boker Ohr, the morning is just right. When I say Todah Rabah, that’s thank you very much, You’ll answer B’vakashah, you’re welcome’s the right touch. Chorus: ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
When We Make Kiddush
Oh When We Make Kiddush (On Top of Old Smokey) Oh when we make kiddush on grape juice or wine, We’re doing a mitzvah that’s really so fine. Listen in silence as kiddush is made, So when it is over, you’ll answer amen. Netilat ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
When We Stand Together
When We Stand Together (Lenny Solomon) In these troubled times, our nation is in doubt, We have differences, seems we cannot work them out. It’s not impossible, to make right what is wrong, If we just all believe and belong. Our ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Where in Israel
Where in Israel Where in Israel shall we go East or west to and fro We will see and we will know Where in Israel shall we go Where in Israel shall we go Where in Israel shall we ride North or south just be our ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Who Knows One
Who Knows One (Let’s All Go Marching One by One) Who knows 1? In our lives we have one Hashem, one G-d in heaven and earth, I know 1. Who knows 2? Moshe held the two luchot, tablets of the covenant, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Who Will Stop the Bloodshed
May 09, 2018
Will Pharoah Say Farewell
The Pharoah Says Farewell (The Farmer in the Dell) Chorus:Will Pharoah say farewell, will Pharoah say farewell, Will he let the people go, will Pharoah say farewell. The river turned to blood, the frogs came like the flood, Will he let the people ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
With a Little Bit of Love
With a Little Bit Of Love – With a little Bit of Luck– My Fair Lady The Lord above said man don’t worship idols, I am your God forever so don’t shirk The Lord above said man don’t worship idols but With a ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Woman of Valor
May 09, 2018
Work To Live
10. Work to Live Parody of Walk of Life – Dire Straits Written by Lenny Solomon Here comes God He’s walking through the garden Tree that you ate from now what can you say Here comes God saying don’t blame it on the woman Now ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Wrappin Our Tefillin
Wrappin My Tefillin Parody of Proud Mary – Creedence Clearwater Revival – 1969 Lift to the shul in the city Going to the minyan by the light of day And it only took one minute of strapping Thanking God for giving us everything Five Books ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yafeh Talmud Torah
Yafeh Talmud Torah Im Derech Eretz Im Ein Kemach Ein Torah Da Ma Limaalah Mimcha Ayin Roah Ozen Shomaat ViChol Maasecha Basefer Nichtavim The study of Torah with an occupation is an excellent thing If there is no sustenance there is no Torah Know what is ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yechadishayhu
Yichadishayhu Yichadishayhu Hakadosh Baruch Hu, Aleinu Val Kol Amo Beis Yisroel, Bchol Makon She-hame. Ltova V’libracha, Lsasson Ulisimcho, Lishua Ulinechama. Lfarnoso tova u’lchalkalah Lchaim Tovim Ulshalom. Lshmuos Tovos, Vilibsoros tovos, Vlrifuah Shlaimah, Vlgeulah Krovah Vno-mar Amen May the Holy One, Blessed is He, renew it ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yedid Nefesh
20. יְדִיד נֶפֶשׁ יְדִיד נֶפֶשׁ אָב הָרַחֲמָן. מְשׁוךְ עַבְדְךָ אֶל רְצונֶךָ. יָרוּץ עַבְדְּךָ כְּמו אַיָּל. יִשְׁתַּחֲוֶה אֶל מוּל הֲדָרֶךָ. יֶעֱרַב לו יְדִידותֶיךָ מִנּופֶת צוּף וְכָל טָעַם: הָדוּר נָאֶה זִיו הָעולָם. נַפְשִׁי חולַת אַהֲבָתֶךָ. אָנָא אֵל נָא רְפָא נָא לָהּ. בְּהַרְאות לָהּ נועַם ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yedid Nefesh
Yedid Nefesh Yedid Nefesh Av Harachaman Mishoch Avdecha El Ritzonecha Yarutz Avdecha Kmo Ayal Yishtachaveh El Mul Hadarecha Yeerav Lo Yedidotecha MiNofet Tzuf Vichol Taam Hadur Na-eh Ziv Haolam, Nafshi CHolat Ahavatecha Ana El Na Refa Na La, BiHarot La, Noam Zivecha Az Titchazek Vitirapeh ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yevarechicha
Yevarechicha Yevarechicha Hashem Mitziyon Kol Yemay Chayecha Ure Vanim Levanecha Shalom Al Yisrael
May 09, 2018
Yiddish
Yiddish Parody of Yidden (MBD) Yiddish is the language that we never learnt when in school, Our Bubbies and our Zeides tried to make us think it was cool. I wish when I was younger that I could see, If I want to be ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yifkod
This is the 6th Track off the album Yifkod The song is sung by Moshe Bell יפקוד יִפְקֹ֣ד יְהֹוָ֔ה אֱלֹהֵ֥י הָֽרוּחֹ֖ת לְכָל־בָּשָׂ֑ר אִ֖ישׁ עַל־הָֽעֵדָֽה: קַח־לְךָ֙ אֶת־יְהוֹשֻׁ֣עַ בִּן־נ֔וּן אִ֖ישׁ אֲשֶׁר־ר֣וּחַ בּ֑וֹ וְסָֽמַכְתָּ֥ אֶת־יָֽדְךָ֖ עָלָֽיו: Let the Lord, the God of spirits of all flesh, ... READ MORE »
October 14, 2018
Yigdal
. יִגְדַּל יִגְדַּל אֱלֹהִים חַי וְיִשְׁתַּבַּח נִמְצָא וְאֵין עֵת אֶל מְצִיאוּתוֹ אֶחָד וְאֵין יָחִיד כְּיִחוּדוֹ נֶעְלָם וְגַם אֵין סוֹף לְאַחְדּוּתוֹ אֵין לוֹ דְמוּת הַגּוּף וְאֵינוֹ גּוּף לֹא נַעֲרֹךְ אֵלָיו קְדֻשָּׁתוֹ קַדְמוֹן לְכָל דָּבָר אֲשֶׁר נִבְרָא רִאשׁוֹן וְאֵין רֵאשִׁית לְרֵאשִׁיתוֹ הִנּוֹ אֲדוֹן עוֹלָם ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yiru
Yiru Yiru Es Hashem Kidoshav Ki ain machzor Lirayav. K’firim Rashu V’raevu V’dorshei HaShem lo yachseru kol tov. Hashem’s holy ones fear Him, for those who fear Him, lack nothing.
May 09, 2018
Yismach Moshe
Yismach Moshe Bi-Matnat Chelko Ki Ev-ed Ne-eman Ka-ra-ata Lo K’lil Tif-eret Bi-Rosho Na-ta-ta Lo Shabbat, Yom Kedusha, Yom Menucha, Ain Avoda, Ain Milacha, Ragua, Yadua, Paam Achat BaShavuah, Mutar Lanuach BaYom HaShevii MiKol Melachto Asher Asa, Kum LiKrat Shabbat Hamalka Lecha Dodi Likraat Kallah, Shabbat ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yisrael is our Land
Yisrael is our Land (Home on the Range) Oh we have a home, where Avraham did roam, It’s the place where we all want to stay, We’ll learn Torah there, and we won’t have a care, Cause Israel’s for us every day. Yisrael is ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yo Ya
Yo Ya Cover of Yo Ya – Kaveret Kibalti onesh ktzat mugzam, shaftu oti lamavet Yashavti al kisay chashmal, nifradeti may ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yo Yo 2000/5760
May 09, 2018
Yo Yo 2000/5760
YO YO 2000/5760 We’ve been Rappin to you for many,many years. Bout Tradition,Jewish Pride and now it appears, That it’s time to lucidate bout the topic of the day. Listen up my friends to what we have to say. Historically speaking we’ve never talked ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yo Yo Yo Yarmulkah
YO YO YO Yarmulke We’ve been Rappin to you for many,many years. Bout Tradition,Jewish Pride and now it appears, That it’s time to lucidate bout the topic of the day. Listen up my friends to what we have to say. Historically speaking we’ve never ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yo Yo Yo Yarmulkah – JRAP
YO YO YO Yarmulke We’ve been Rappin to you for many,many years. Bout Tradition,Jewish Pride and now it appears, That it’s time to lucidate bout the topic of the day. Listen up my friends to what we have to say. Historically speaking we’ve never ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yo Yo Yo Yarmulke
YO YO YO Yarmulke We’ve been Rappin to you for many,many years. Bout Tradition,Jewish Pride and now it appears, That it’s time to lucidate bout the topic of the day. Listen up my friends to what we have to say. Historically speaking we’ve never ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yom Shabbason
Yom Shabason Yom Sha-bas-on ain lish-ko-ach zi-chro k’ray-ach ha-ni-choe-ach Yona matzah bo ma-noe-ach vi-sham ya-nu-chu yi-gee-ay ko-ach Ha-yom nich-bad liv-nei em-u-nim zi-hi-rim li-sham-ro a-vos u-van-im Cha-kuk bish-nay lu-chos ava-nim may-rov oh-nim v’-a-metz ko-ach. Chorus – Yona matzah vo ma-noe-ach vi-sham ya-nu-chu yi-gee-ay ko-ach U va-u ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yom Zeh Mechubad
17. יום זֶה מְכֻבָּד פזמון: יום זֶה מְכֻבָּד מִכָּל יָמִים. כִּי בו שָׁבַת צוּר עולָמִים: שֵׁשֶׁת יָמִים תַּעֲשה מְלַאכְתֶּךָ. וְיום הַשְּׁבִיעִי לֵאלהֶיךָ. שַׁבָּת לא תַעֲשה בו מְלָאכָה. כִּי כל עָשה שֵׁשֶׁת יָמִים: יום זֶה מְכֻבָּד… רִאשׁון הוּא לְמִקְרָאֵי קודֶשׁ. יום שַׁבָּתון יום שַׁבַּת קודֶשׁ. עַל כֵּן כָּל ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yonah and the Whale
Yonah and the Whale Parody of Jump Jive and Whale – Louis Prima Yonah, Yonah, tell the people of Ninveh they’ve failed, But Yonah ran away now he’s sitting inside of a whale. Chorus: And Yonah’s just praying in the whale. He’s hiding in a boat ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yosef
Yosef (I’ve been Working on the Railroad-Traditional) Yosef was thrown into the jail in Egypt land one day, Yosef was thrown into the jail now to Hashem he did pray. Now Pharoah was having trouble sleeping waking up in the middle of ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Yoshev
Yoshev Yoshev B’seser Elyon Btzel Shakkai Yislonan Omar Lashem Machsi Umitzudasi Elokai Evtach Bo Whoever sits in the refuge of the Most High, he shall dwell in the shadow of the Almighty, I will say to Hashem, He is my refuge and ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
You Cant Know Where to Go
You Can’t Know Where To Go (’till you know where you came from) They searched in ancient India for clues to worlds beyond, Searched in foreign lands for the potions and the charms. Came from far and wide to find the mathematical ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
You’ve Got To Find Your Way Back Home
You’ve Got to Find Your Way Back Home Parody of You’ll Always Find Your Way Back Home Hannah Montana – 2008 You’re wiped out – the Romans it’s year 70 Took flight to another country Hands up, again and again kicked out the door Most ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Zaakti
The 9th Track of the Song Shira Yetaira Sung By Yitzchak Moshe Lilui Nishmat Avraham Daniel Ben Yosef Yaakov and Devorah Tova זעקתי זָעַ֥קְתִּי אֵלֶ֗יךָ יְה֫וָ֥ה אָ֭מַרְתִּי אַתָּ֣ה מַחְסִ֑י חֶ֝לְקִ֗י בְּאֶ֣רֶץ הַֽחַיִּים: ז הַקְשִׁ֤יבָה ׀ אֶל־רִנָּתִי֘ כִּֽי־דַלּ֢וֹתִי מְאֹ֥ד הַצִּילֵ֥נִי מֵרֹדְפַ֑י כִּ֖י ... READ MORE »
October 14, 2018
Zacharti Lach
Zacharti Lach (Jeremiah 2-2) Koh A-mar Ha-shem Za-cha-rti Lach Che-sed Ne-U-ray-ich Ahavat K-lulotayich A-ha-vat K-lu-lo-tay-ich Lech-Tech Ach-arai Ba-mid-bar B’Eretz Lo Ze-ru-ah So says the Master of All I remember for you the kindness that you did with me In your youth when you left Egypt and the ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Zchor Yemot Olam
Z’chor Yi-mos Olam Z’chor yi-mos olam bi-nu sh-nos dor va-dor Sh’al avicha vi-ya-ged-cha zi-kay-ne-cha v’-yom-ru lach Remember the days of Yore, understand the years of generation after generation Haazinu 32:7
May 09, 2018