Shlockapella

May 9, 2018

036 Shlockapella

Album 36 – Shlock Rock Shlockapella – March 2015 1. This is Jewish Music 2. Keep on Giving 3. Rashi 4. The Holiday of Tisha B’AV 5. Minyan Man feat. The Maccabeats 6. We’ve Got a Strong Desire feat. Shlomo Katz 7. Dust in the Wind ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Abarbanel

12. Abarbanel Parody of Barbara Ann – The Beachboys – 1973 First released in 1965 by The Regents Abarbanel, we think your swell, Abarbanel You got me yearning for the learning, reaching for the teaching. Abarbanel ba ba ba ba banel. Abarbanel, we think your ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Baruch Hagever

Baruch Hagever / Deuteronomy Baruch Hagever Original Song – Amudei Sheish Boys Choir 1979 Deuteronomy – Parody of Do You Love Me – The Contours – 1962 Baruch Hagever Asher Yiftach Bashem V’Haya Hashem Miftacho. (Blessed is the man who trusts in G-d, ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Dust in the Wind – Shlockapella

Dust In The Wind – Kansas – 1977 Performed by Joey Friedman and Lenny Solomon I close my eyes only for a moment, and the moment’s gone All my dreams pass before my eyes, a curiosity Dust in the wind, all they are is dust in the ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Eliyahu Hanavi

Eliyahu Hanavi Original song written by Lenny Solomon and the Bros – 1983 Chorus: Eliyahu Hanavi, Eliyahu Hanavi Eliyahu, Eliyahu, Eliyahu Hanavi Eliyahu, Eliyahu Hanavi I saw Eliyahu walking down the street I said there’s a guy that I wanna meet. I asked him how ya ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Every Little Thing We Eat Is Milchig

Every Little Thing We Eat is Milchig – The Kosher Police Parody of Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic – Police – 1981 So many people came and told me Eating meat on Yom Tov’s an important part But when Shavuot has ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


I Got My Shabbos – Shlockapella

I Got My Shabbos Original song written by Lenny Solomon – 2001 The candles they always burn so bright on Friday Night The smell of challah is always right on Friday Night And when we’re here and we’re all dressed up My father picks ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018



KP UK

KP UK Original Shtick written by Allen “The Kraz” Krasna – 2015 Theme Music Shabbos – 5th of Sivan – Kosher Police UK Headquarters – Menchville! (light applause) Phone Rings, office noises heard in background) Friday – Kosher Police hotline Friday speaking (audience ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Minyan Man ft. the Maccabeats Song Download

Minyan Man Original song written by Victor Shine – 1987 Performed by the Maccabeats and Lenny Solomon I stepped off the bus in Mobile,Alabama The sun was slowly setting on the bay, It was six o’clock on a simmer Friday Afternoon, Shabbos was an hour ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Peace of Mind

“Peace Of Mind” – Boston – 1976 Now if you’re feelin’ kinda low ’bout the dues you’ve been paying Future’s coming much too slow And you wanna run but somehow you just keep on stayin’ Can’t decide on which way to go Yeah, yeah, ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Rashi – Shlockapella Song Download

Rashi Parody of Windy – The Association – 1970 Who was born in France and sent to Yeshiva Studied in worms and on his return. He founded a school and wrote commentaries Everyone knows it’s Rashi. Who’s words are written under the Chumash The inside of ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Rivka Said Take The Brocho

Rivka Said Take the Brocho Parody of Ricky Don’t Lose That Number – Steely Dan – 1974 He sent him hunting on this day Isaac would then dine with his oldest son And bless him his share before his life was done But Rivka ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Sabbath Blessing Mode

Sabbath Blessing Mode Parody of Seven Bridges Road – The Eagles – 1980 You Should Be Blessed Like Ephraim and Menashe Sarah, Rivka, Rachel and Leah You should be blessed like the stars above I’m in Sabbath Blessing Mode Yevarechicha Hashem ViYishmirecha Yaer Hashem Panav Eilecha ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Samson’s Flowing Hair

Samson’s Flowing Hair Parody of Sister Golden Hair – America – 1975 Well this tribe would pick up sundries, Dan would walk behind the rest But one man could fight on any day, from Jacob he was blessed Well he never used a ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


The Holiday of Tisha B’AV – Shlockapella

The Holiday of Tisha B’AV Parody of Crazy Little Thing Called Love – Queen – 1980 This day in Av, there were great tragedies This day in Av, will be a holiday When we’re ready, the holiday of Tisha B’AV This day (This Day) ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018



VaYehi – Cast Thy Burden

VaYehi – Cast Thy Burden Original song written by Lenny Solomon – 2014 Vayehi Vishurun melech bihitasef rashei am yachad shivtei Yisrael. Cast thy burden upon the Lord He shall sustain, He shall sustain Cast thy burden upon the Lord He shall sustain, He ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


We’ve Got A Strong Desire

We’ve Got A Strong Desire Parody of We Didn’t Start the Fire – Billy Joel – 1989 Performed by Shlomo Katz and Lenny Solomon Adam, Eve, Abel, Cain, Noah’s Ark, Flood of Rain, Terach, Idols, Haran dies, Abraham leaves home. Sarah, Isaac, Brit Milah, ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018