Purim Torah

May 9, 2018

003 Purim Torah

Shlock Rock 2 – Purim Torah – February 1987 1. Throwing it all Away 2. Achashverosh 3. All Shook Up 4. Under the Chupah 5. Tefilah 6. Go to Shul 7. Amen 8. Learning Dance 9. We Believe 10. Choni HaMagil 11. Wash This Way 12. Achashverosh Live

May 09, 2018


Achashverosh – Download

Achashverosh Parody of Amadeus – Falco Achashverosh Let’s go save the Jews oh Esther Let’s go save the Jews oh Mordechai Let’s go save the Jews Achashverosh, Achashverosh Dateline Persia Haman plots to kill the Jews. He makes the thirteenth of Adar the day when all ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Achashverosh Live 2001

Achashverosh Parody of Amadeus – Falco Achashverosh Let’s go save the Jews oh Esther Let’s go save the Jews oh Mordechai Let’s go save the Jews Achashverosh, Achashverosh Dateline Persia Haman plots to kill the Jews. He makes the thirteenth of Adar the day when all ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


All Shook Up – Download

All Shook Up Parody of All Shook Up – Elvis Presley Well I’m blessin’ this thing it looks like a tree. I’ve got my esrog the Torah calls it a Pree Seven Days a year people bless with me It’s my lulav, It’s ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Amen Song Download

Amen Parody of Cocaine – J.J. Cale When you’re sitting in shul you’ve gotta know the rules Amen The first words that you say when you are learning to pray Amen When the prayer is done your job has just begun Amen Stand up ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Choni Hamagil Song Download

Choni Hamagil Parody of My Girl – The Temptations They had sunshine wouldn’t go away They had found a great Tzadik and asked him to pray. He wouldn’t budge from his sphere. Until it rained enough for the year Chorus:He was Magil.. Choni Hamagil Choni saw ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Go To Shul Download

Go to Shul Parody of Don’t be Cruel – Elvis Presley Shabbos morning I can’t be found sleeping late at home. A knock comes at my door and I here my fathers tone. Go to Shul, Minyan starts real soon. Y’see I’ve got this ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Learning Dance Song Download

Learning Dance Parody of The Safety Dance – Men Without Hats You can learn if you want to you can bring your friends along Cause if your friends learn and when your friends learn you know you’ll feel real strong. You can Learn ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Tefillah Song Download

Tefilah (Parody of Thriller – Michael Jackson) It’s Kol Nidre night and everybody’s sitting in the shul. They’re dressed in all white, knowing that this day is a renewal. Then there’s the scene, a voice that echoes far into the night. The Cantor ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Throwing it all Away – Download

Throwing it All Away Parody of Throwing it All Away – Genesis Dave became Bar Mitzvah, learned for many years, Went through all the motions, really didn’t care. Didn’t want to be sitting there and learn about his people. That someday he’d regret it ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Under the Chupah – Download

Under the Chupah Parody of Under the Boardwalk – The Drifters Oh when the Choson meets the right girl and loves her true. And the Kallah sees her man and says He’ll do. Under the Chupah is where they’ll be. And he will ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Wash This Way Song Download

Wash This Way Parody of Walk This Way – Aerosmith We’re the guys who blessed and boogied in the shul, And we’re here to tell you something new. Something done before you eat the bread And it’s done by every Jew. It’s called Netilas Yadayim ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


We Believe Song Download

We Believe Parody of We Belong – Pat Benatar It’s so hard to be a good Jew in a world where no one cares. It’s so hard to do the Mitzvos in a world where no one dares. But if you learn the ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018