Meets the Prophets

May 9, 2018

020 Meets The Prophets

Album 20 – Shlock Rock Meets The Prophets – August 1999 1. Yonah and the Whale 2. Prayer Jumping 3. Naomi 4. David Went up to Goliath 5. Western Wall 6. Bar Yochai’s World 7. Recognize the Miracles 8. Jews of the World 9. Shlomo 10. After Mincha 11. Watching ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


After Mincha

After Mincha Parody of After Midnite – J.J. Cale After Mincha, Seudah Shlishit is coming out, After Mincha, Torah is what’s all about. Get some spiritual protection, Intellectual reflection, Eat some food and usher the Shabbat out. After Mincha, Seudah Shlishit is coming out. After Mincha, ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Bar Yochai’s World

Bar Yochai’s World Parody of Brown Eyes Girl – Van Morrison To Bnai Brak he did go, he’d learn there each day. Rav Akiva he’d follow, soon Rav Shimon was heard to say, If we do what G-d was asking, a-learning and a-praying, We won’t have to ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


David Went Up to Goliath

David went up to Goliath Parody of Devil Went Down to Georgia – Charlie Daniels Band David went up to Goliath who was dressed in an armor of steel, None of our kind would fight the Philistine who was looking for King Saul ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Go Down Moses

Go Down Moses Traditional When Israel was in Egypt land…let my people go. Oppressed so hard they could not stand…let my people go. Go down Moses, way down to Egypt land, Tell old Pharoah…let my people go. Thus spoke the Lord, but Moses said… let my ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


How Much Longer

How Much Longer Original Written by Sam Glaser, Mo Shapiro, Lenny Solomon Chorus: How much longer ‘til freedom comes? How much longer ‘til the day is done? How much longer ‘til we agree? Our brother is in shackles in the Land of the Free. He ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Jews of the World

Jews of the World Joy to the World – Three Dog Night Yirmiyahu was a Navi, lived during Temple times. Tried to get the people to return to Hashem, But they defied him most of the time. Didn’t listen to the prophet sublime, who ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Naomi

Naomi Parody of Brandy – Looking Glass Here’s a report, a family went astray. Elimelech and sons left the Torah way. Wife Naomi watched them pass away, Naomi is alone. And there’s a girl from this Moab Town, She is Ruth follows Naomi around. Said ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Prayer Jumping

Prayer Jumping Parody of Tub Thumping – Chumbawumba We’ll be praying in the morning, in the evening. Chorus: I sit right down and say Kriat Shma, Then I get up and do the Amidah. Kissing Tzitzit today, kissing Tzitzit today Before you go to ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Recognize The Miracles

Recognize the Miracles (Lenny Solomon – Assisted by Shmuel Laser) Chorus: Recognize the miracles, it comes from above. The heavens are open and knowledge is abound. Can you see what’s going on? Can you feel what’s coming down? Step into the street, ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Shlomo

Shlomo Parody of Lido Shuffle – Boz Scaggs Shlomo was the youngest son in David’s pack. He’d succeed the throne, Natan did say that. To Gichon riding on a mule was the first stop, At 12 years old Tzadok anointed him on top. The people ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Watching the Sunshine

Watching The Sun Shine Parody of Walking on Sunshine – Katerina and the Waves Five Kings made a pact to attack us, and then went to war. Cause the Ai were defeated, and the fall of Yericho they saw. Now several rounds ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Western Wall

Western Wall Parody of Wonder Wall – Oasis Today you really want to pray, but you simply don’t know what to do. Walk down the steps of the old town, and stand with each and every Jew. Pray for your needs or anybody’s, Write a note ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018


Yonah and the Whale

Yonah and the Whale Parody of Jump Jive and Whale – Louis Prima Yonah, Yonah, tell the people of Ninveh they’ve failed, But Yonah ran away now he’s sitting inside of a whale. Chorus: And Yonah’s just praying in the whale. He’s hiding in a boat ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018