Abarbanel

Abarbanel Parody of Barbara Ann – Jan and Dean Abarbanel, we think your swell, Abarbanel You got me yearning for the learning, reaching for the teaching. Abarbanel ba ba ba ba banel. Went to a shiur Thought it would be clear Saw Abarbanel, Now I’m learning ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Achashverosh

Achashverosh Parody of Amadeus – Falco Achashverosh Let’s go save the Jews oh Esther Let’s go save the Jews oh Mordechai Let’s go save the Jews Achashverosh, Achashverosh Dateline Persia Haman plots to kill the Jews. He makes the thirteenth of Adar the day when all ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

All Night Long

All Night Long Parody of All Night Long – Lionel Richie Well my friends the time has come, we get the Torah on Vav Sivan, but first there is work to be done Three days of preparation. Forty-nine days from Passover we count. Then the nation ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

All Shook Up

All Shook Up Parody of All Shook Up – Elvis Presley Well I’m blessin’ this thing it looks like a tree. I’ve got my esrog the Torah calls it a Pree Seven Days a year people bless with me It’s my lulav, It’s ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Am Yisrael Chai

AM YISROEL CHAI Am Yisroel Chai Od Avinu Chai, Oseh Shalom Bimromav Who Yaseh Shalom Aleinu V’al Kol Yisroel Vim’ru Amen. The Nation of Israel Lives.He who makes peace in his heights may he make peace upon us and upon all Israel and we ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Every Bite You Take

Every Bite You Take Parody of Every Breath You Take – The Police Every Bite You Take, Every Steak You Make Every Cake You bake, Every egg you break, We’ll be watching you. Every single day, there’s no other way It’s gotta be Kosher ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Havdalah

Havdalah Parody of Obladi – The Beatles JJ finishes Maariv in the shul tonite Walks home just as fast as he can go Kraz man gets the wine and spices from there place And then I light the candle and we see it glow. Chorus: ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Learning is Good

Learning is Good Parody of Johnny B. Goode – Chuck Berry Way down in old Kew Gardens that’s a place in Queens, There lived a little boy named Label S. Green, Joined up with a group, so he could be a star, Now he ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Making Aliyah Today

Making Aliyah Today Parody of Born in the USA – Bruce Springsteen Gotta call from a man today It was my Rabbi he said move away Go to a place where the land is good Land of milk and Honey and Brotherhood I was Born ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Minyan Man

Minyan Man I stepped off the bus in Mobile,Alabama The sun was slowly setting on the bay, It was six o’clock on a simmer Friday Afternoon, Shabbos was an hour away. I walked around the town wondering what to do. Cause Shabbos is no time ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

My Menorah

My Menorah Parody of La Bamba -Traditional My My My My Menorah Hanerot Halallu Anu Madlikin. Al Hanisim v’al haniflaot v’al Hatshuot V’al Hamilchamot. Sheasita lavoteinu bayamim hahaim Bazman Hazeh. Al Yeday Kohanecha Hakidoshim. My Menorah(4x) V’chol shemonat y’may chanukah. ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Old Time Torah Scroll

May 09, 2018

Rashi

Rashi Parody of Windy – The Association Who was born in France and sent to Yeshiva Studied in worms and on his return. He founded a school and wrote commentaries Everyone knows it’s Rashi. Who’s words are written under the Chumash The inside of every ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Sweet Aroma of the Challah

Sweet Aroma of the Challah Parody of Sweet Home Alabama – Lynryd Skyryd Bake it up Week it ends, candles burning Were all home all the kids Singing songs about the sabbath I’m with my family and greet my friends, shalom aleichem When I was ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

The Four Questionables

The Four Questionables Parody of Macho Man – Village People, Parody of That’s Amore’ – Dean Martin Parody of I Got You – James Brown, Parody of Macarena – Los Del Rio 1.Matzah matzah man, I’d like to be the matzah man Matzah ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Tshuvah

Tshuva Parody of Good Lovin’ – Rascals I was thinking, of doing bad I called up Rabbi Bochner, a Y.U. grad I said Rabbi (Rabbi), Mr. Clergy (Rabbi) Can you help me spiritually (Rabbi) Chorus:He said pray pray pray pray pray Pray pray pray pray pray The ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Under the Chupah

Under the Chupah Parody of Under the Boardwalk – The Drifters Oh when the Choson meets the right girl and loves her true. And the Kallah sees her man and says He’ll do. Under the Chupah is where they’ll be. And he will ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Yo Yo Yo Yarmulke

YO YO YO Yarmulke We’ve been Rappin to you for many,many years. Bout Tradition,Jewish Pride and now it appears, That it’s time to lucidate bout the topic of the day. Listen up my friends to what we have to say. Historically speaking we’ve never ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018