Aleph Bet Gimel

Aleph Bet Gimel (Parody of ABC – The Jackson Five) In Hebrew School you’re learning things, That you never,never, learned before, Like putting on Tzitzis in the morning when you’re getting dressed, And a mezuzah on every door. So now I’m gonna reach you,(reach ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Asimonim

Asimonim Adaptation of Mony Mony – Tommy James and the Shondells Ain li kesef liknot asimonim Ha-telephone achal et ha’asimonim Ain li savlanut lechakot bedoar Bikashti mimcha shtay asimonim Asimon – Ata Amar Ain (Ain) Neevad, Nishbar, Nigmar, Nistar Avar, Chaval, Mizkein Lo Yotzeh Li Bichlal Vi’Achshav Ain Chipasti ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Bring Back That Shabbos Feeling

Bring Back That Shabbos Feeling Parody of You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling – Righteous Brothers You open up your eyes as the candles they are lit, The week is over now, and at the table the family sits, Your face is starting to ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Called Michal

I’ll Be Called Michal Parody of You Can Call Me Al – Paul Simon Amanda Rosenstein says I’m about to be Bat Mitzvah now I’m about to be Bat Mitzvah now, teach me some words of Torah No folio of securities, don’t need ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Chanukah Night’s Alright For Lighting

May 09, 2018

G’melut Chasadim

Gemilut Chasadim Parody of Gimme Some Loving – The Spencer Davis Group Well his temper was a rising as he lay on the floor, Twenty people pushed him getting in the subway door, I helped him up gently, big smiles what I ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Grapewine

On Shabbos, We Drink Grape Wine Parody of Heard It Through The Grapevine – M. Gaye I guess that you already knew, that G-d rested on the seventh too, Now every Saturday from days of yore, we stop working from the night before, You shouldn’t ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Makin Hamotzee

Makin’ Hamotzee Original Rap written by Lenny Solomon and Etan G. Chorus: Makin’ Hamotzee (5x) It’s Friday night and I’m back from shul, I smell the food and I start to drool Shalom aleichem has already been said I blessed the children but before we’re ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Rabbi Akiva

May 09, 2018

Sabbath Story

A Sabbath Story Parody of Two Princes – Spin Doctors Want to tell you a Sabbath story, (Sun’s going down, now) Special clothing will adorn you, (Just don’t forget, now) Take the money from your pockets, (Challah’s your bread, now) Here’s wine, just be ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Six Days of Creation

6 Days of Creation Parody of Superstition by Stevie Wonder 6 Days of Creation God created all 6 Days of Creation Nothing there before Light and dark on first day Heavens came to pass Third day he made boundaries Then he brought forth grass Chorus: When we received the ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018

Yiddish

Yiddish Parody of Yidden (MBD) Yiddish is the language that we never learnt when in school, Our Bubbies and our Zeides tried to make us think it was cool. I wish when I was younger that I could see, If I want to be ... READ MORE »

May 09, 2018