Almost on Broadway
May 9, 2018
023 Almost on Broadway
Album 23 – Shlock Rock Almost on Broadway – August 2003 1. Soup and Challah 2. Tekiah 3. Succot Nights 4. Come Round He’s Making the Boat 5. Gabbai of the Shul 6. Do You Know Your Hebrew Name 7. The Shlock Rock Almost on Broadway ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Bavel
Bavel Look Around, Here they loot and pillage Olden days go back to Shinar Look Around lots of different people walking up to say Build More Build More Build More Build More Build More There was one nation ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Birthright Anthem – JJ’s Song
Birthright Anthem – JJ’s Song Words and Music by Lenny Solomon We’ve come from all over the world To the land where our ancestors walked We’re here with flags unfurled To live, to share and to talk We believe in community, we pledge solidarity To bond, ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Come Round He’s Makin’ A Boat
Come ‘Round He’s Makin A Boat Parody of Sit Down You’re Rockin the Boat – Guys and Dolls We will now hear testimony from uhh Brother Righteous-Righteous Noah (Lots of stirring and talking) Brother Righteous-Righteous Noah C’mon get up you Well it a wasn’t ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Do You Know Your Hebrew Name
Do you know your Hebrew Name Parody of Their Ain’t nothin like a Dame – South Pacific We’ve got Shmuel we’ve got Dan , We’ve got Malka and Shani We’ve got Nachum and Shoshana we’ve got Pinchas and Dasi We’ve got Talia, Shaul and Shlomi ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Gabbai of the Shul
Gabbai of the Shul Parody of Master of the House – Les’ Miserables Here comes Moshe talk of the town he is the best gabbai around, If you’re a guest, or here for a look, at his behest, you wont be mistook, Kohain ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Get Me to the Shul on Time
Get me to the Shul On Time Parody of Get Me to the Church on Time – My Fair Lady I’ve got a minyan in the morning, set my alarm for half past five Throw me in the shower even at this ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Hello Mohel
Hello Mohel, Hello Kvater Parody of Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh – Allan Sherman Hello Mohel, Hello Kvater, Wheres the Sondak, Please don’t bother Cause the Father’s busy fainting and the mother of the baby needs restraining Called the bris for around 8:50 Rabbi ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Passed The Test
Passed the Test Parody of S.O.S. – Mama Mia You must go far away and leave your home behind Take everyone with you and see what you will find The angels came down from above he ran and gave them food To honor all ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Shlock Rock Almost on Broadway Hora
The Shlock Rock Almost on Broadway Medley Tuition – ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Soup and Challah
Soup and Challah Parody of Super Cala – Mary Poppins Chorus: Soup and Challah, Candlesticks, Kiddush it is delicious Every Shabbat Meal we eat is really quite nutritious Can I have some chicken served on Ima’s special dishes Soup and Challah, Candlesticks, Kiddush it ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Succot Nights
Succot Nights Parody of Summer Nights – Grease Some Lulavim don’t really last, Some lulavim get dry very fast Hammers whirled after Yom Kipurim, Had to buy the Arbah Minim Succot Days coming today gonna sleep in my Succah tonight Close the Door, Close ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
Tekiah
Tekia Parody of Maria – West Side Story Tekia – The most mystical sound I ever heard Tekia Tekia Tekia Tekia… Hearing 100 sounds without saying a word Tekia Tekia Tekia Tekia Tekia Tekia Tekia! I’ve just heard the sound named Tekia and now ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
The Talking Fish
The Talking Fish My friends let me tell you a story —harmony harmony harmony…About a man a holy man. A very very very holy man named Zalman. Now Zalman every day he used to go to his ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018
To Maariv
To Maariv Parody of Tomorrow – Annie Soon I’m going out to Maariv I can hear the Gabbai holler Maariv – V’hu Rachum Three stars have come out – To Maariv Put away the Job until tomorrow – day is done When I’m ... READ MORE »
May 09, 2018